Locker room etiquette
Bucknutz247
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Ok walking from the shower to the locker,people sitting on the bench you have to pass...*kitten* or privates which way do you face towards them?
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dude - as you walk to the shower have your towel around your waste. Keep your junk behind cover. But always face away from the aisle
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Towels. Coz we don't need to use leaves to dry off anymore.3
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Of course with a towel ... Lol1
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »The worst is when dudes stare at you not directly but via the mirror reflection.
Then the smelly socks guy.
Stinky fellas are the worst.
Then there's the ladies'... girls, girls. The hairdryer is for the stuff on your head, m'kay?
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Lol does that really happen?2
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Bucknutz247 wrote: »Lol does that really happen?
Sadly, yes.0 -
Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
fetch the dryer and go vroooom for 5 minutes on the crotch hair up very close. And then it has to be used by the others
WHY do they have any hair down there to begin with?!0 -
benmullins4 wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
fetch the dryer and go vroooom for 5 minutes on the crotch hair up very close. And then it has to be used by the others
WHY do they have any hair down there to begin with?!
Same reason you have hair elsewhere? Protection from bacteria and whatnot.5 -
benmullins4 wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
fetch the dryer and go vroooom for 5 minutes on the crotch hair up very close. And then it has to be used by the others
WHY do they have any hair down there to begin with?!
Same reason you have hair elsewhere? Protection from bacteria and whatnot.
LIES!!! We all know it's to keep the men away!
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benmullins4 wrote: »benmullins4 wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
fetch the dryer and go vroooom for 5 minutes on the crotch hair up very close. And then it has to be used by the others
WHY do they have any hair down there to begin with?!
Same reason you have hair elsewhere? Protection from bacteria and whatnot.
LIES!!! We all know it's to keep the men away!
*boys12 -
benmullins4 wrote: »benmullins4 wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
fetch the dryer and go vroooom for 5 minutes on the crotch hair up very close. And then it has to be used by the others
WHY do they have any hair down there to begin with?!
Same reason you have hair elsewhere? Protection from bacteria and whatnot.
LIES!!! We all know it's to keep the men away!
*boys
A little hair is always good don't like to see women who are in 30-40 or older and still look like they have not reached puberty yet.2 -
Or, y'know... how much hair she has has absolutely sweet fanny adams to do with any of you fellas preferences coz... y'know... her body and all.5
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If you don't come out of the shower spinning it like a propeller you're doing it all wrong.6
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I've witnessed the blow drying, mildly traumatizing. Its the sitting, open legged just chatting away when you look up and least expect it. I would also think that most of the ladies smell better than the guys...I have also since learned its not true. So many things that cannot be unseen or unsmelled.0
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benmullins4 wrote: »benmullins4 wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
fetch the dryer and go vroooom for 5 minutes on the crotch hair up very close. And then it has to be used by the others
WHY do they have any hair down there to begin with?!
Same reason you have hair elsewhere? Protection from bacteria and whatnot.
LIES!!! We all know it's to keep the men away!
My hubs prefers a full on 70's bush. I can't deal with THAT much going on, but.......yeah.1 -
Oh, and as for the OP's question......I got nothing.
I will say that I have never, ever seen a female using a blow dryer on their bush but holy cow that's a good idea!!!2 -
I've witnessed the blow drying, mildly traumatizing. Its the sitting, open legged just chatting away when you look up and least expect it. I would also think that most of the ladies smell better than the guys...I have also since learned its not true. So many things that cannot be unseen or unsmelled.
I blow dry myself after each shower, ESPECIALLY in the grown area. Helps dry me more than just a towel. I wanna make sure there is no moisture at all down there before I put on exercise or riding briefs. Even baby powder the area to help keep it dry and smelling decent.0 -
King_Spicy wrote: »I've witnessed the blow drying, mildly traumatizing. Its the sitting, open legged just chatting away when you look up and least expect it. I would also think that most of the ladies smell better than the guys...I have also since learned its not true. So many things that cannot be unseen or unsmelled.
I blow dry myself after each shower, ESPECIALLY in the grown area. Helps dry me more than just a towel. I wanna make sure there is no moisture at all down there before I put on exercise or riding briefs. Even baby powder the area to help keep it dry and smelling decent.
Is that a subtle hint about your manscaping?0 -
MonkeyMel21 wrote: »King_Spicy wrote: »I've witnessed the blow drying, mildly traumatizing. Its the sitting, open legged just chatting away when you look up and least expect it. I would also think that most of the ladies smell better than the guys...I have also since learned its not true. So many things that cannot be unseen or unsmelled.
I blow dry myself after each shower, ESPECIALLY in the grown area. Helps dry me more than just a towel. I wanna make sure there is no moisture at all down there before I put on exercise or riding briefs. Even baby powder the area to help keep it dry and smelling decent.
Is that a subtle hint about your manscaping?
Not really. I blow dry my entire body, whether hair or no hair. I just make sure to get all the moisture from the crevices of the groin and butt crack the most, though
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MonkeyMel21 wrote: »King_Spicy wrote: »I've witnessed the blow drying, mildly traumatizing. Its the sitting, open legged just chatting away when you look up and least expect it. I would also think that most of the ladies smell better than the guys...I have also since learned its not true. So many things that cannot be unseen or unsmelled.
I blow dry myself after each shower, ESPECIALLY in the grown area. Helps dry me more than just a towel. I wanna make sure there is no moisture at all down there before I put on exercise or riding briefs. Even baby powder the area to help keep it dry and smelling decent.
Is that a subtle hint about your manscaping?
Should manscaping not be mandatory though?0 -
benmullins4 wrote: »MonkeyMel21 wrote: »King_Spicy wrote: »I've witnessed the blow drying, mildly traumatizing. Its the sitting, open legged just chatting away when you look up and least expect it. I would also think that most of the ladies smell better than the guys...I have also since learned its not true. So many things that cannot be unseen or unsmelled.
I blow dry myself after each shower, ESPECIALLY in the grown area. Helps dry me more than just a towel. I wanna make sure there is no moisture at all down there before I put on exercise or riding briefs. Even baby powder the area to help keep it dry and smelling decent.
Is that a subtle hint about your manscaping?
Should manscaping not be mandatory though?
No. But if I get a hair caught in the back of my throat, things will not turn out as well as they would otherwise. Totally up to you.5 -
MonkeyMel21 wrote: »benmullins4 wrote: »MonkeyMel21 wrote: »King_Spicy wrote: »I've witnessed the blow drying, mildly traumatizing. Its the sitting, open legged just chatting away when you look up and least expect it. I would also think that most of the ladies smell better than the guys...I have also since learned its not true. So many things that cannot be unseen or unsmelled.
I blow dry myself after each shower, ESPECIALLY in the grown area. Helps dry me more than just a towel. I wanna make sure there is no moisture at all down there before I put on exercise or riding briefs. Even baby powder the area to help keep it dry and smelling decent.
Is that a subtle hint about your manscaping?
Should manscaping not be mandatory though?
No. But if I get a hair caught in the back of my throat, things will not turn out as well as they would otherwise. Totally up to you.
hahahaha!!!0 -
Pubes do find their way in the funniest places. In the Marines, they would inspect our rooms weekly and a single body hair would cause the room to fail inspection. One time, they found a pube stuck like 5 feet up on a wall. God knows how it stuck there, but it was there in everyones faces once it was pointed out.2
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King_Spicy wrote: »I've witnessed the blow drying, mildly traumatizing. Its the sitting, open legged just chatting away when you look up and least expect it. I would also think that most of the ladies smell better than the guys...I have also since learned its not true. So many things that cannot be unseen or unsmelled.
I blow dry myself after each shower, ESPECIALLY in the grown area. Helps dry me more than just a towel. I wanna make sure there is no moisture at all down there before I put on exercise or riding briefs. Even baby powder the area to help keep it dry and smelling decent.
Read up on baby powder sweetie, I found a organic baby powder on Amazon that smells faintly of Lavender thats Talc free. Ladies please use talc free baby powder.1 -
@stylistchicky , not sure how you missed it, but I mentioned baby powder in the very post that you quoted 0
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stylistchicky wrote: »King_Spicy wrote: »I've witnessed the blow drying, mildly traumatizing. Its the sitting, open legged just chatting away when you look up and least expect it. I would also think that most of the ladies smell better than the guys...I have also since learned its not true. So many things that cannot be unseen or unsmelled.
I blow dry myself after each shower, ESPECIALLY in the grown area. Helps dry me more than just a towel. I wanna make sure there is no moisture at all down there before I put on exercise or riding briefs. Even baby powder the area to help keep it dry and smelling decent.
Read up on baby powder sweetie, I found a organic baby powder on Amazon that smells faintly of Lavender thats Talc free. Ladies please use talc free baby powder.
Whether people who have long-term exposure to natural talc fibers at work, such as talc miners, are at higher risk of lung cancer from breathing them in. Whether women who apply talcum powder regularly in the genital area have an increased risk of ovarian cancer.May 3, 2016
Talcum Powder and Cancer - American Cancer Society0 -
Caporegiem wrote: »If you don't come out of the shower spinning it like a propeller you're doing it all wrong.
This nearly made me pee my pants, I'm laughing so hard!1 -
King_Spicy wrote: »@stylistchicky , not sure how you missed it, but I mentioned baby powder in the very post that you quoted
Oh sorry. I just saw baby powder and wanted to give a heads up. Same for you. Gold Bond makes a talc free powder. 0 -
I have a kid. I'm well aware of talc free baby powders 1
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King_Spicy wrote: »@stylistchicky , not sure how you missed it, but I mentioned baby powder in the very post that you quoted
You realize that you're also showering in water that is LOADED fluoride! Talc and fluoride... Terrible...2
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