Are these real woman or just a fantacy

Icheatonmywife
Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
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Do bad *kitten* woman like this one really exist?
Why is it I have never run into one of them my entire life?
Do they just do this, like porn to put unrealistic expectations in our lives. ?
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  • Icheatonmywife
    Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
    Sugar_pill that was more like Acid_Pill to swallow, but Ill take it, got to try hard enough,
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    Yes.

    You're not trying hard enough.

    And-- yea, that's what women are for in general... Obviously.

    Sugar_pill that was more like Acid_Pill to swallow, but Ill take it, got to try hard enough,
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    born_of_fire74 wrote: »
    In my experience, the most lasting relationships are those in which the couple is of similar attractiveness. To be as delicate as possible, OP do you feel that you are of similar attractiveness to the model in the photo? I find that many men are miserable and think all women are *kitten* because they want to punch above their weight class, so to speak. As in any situation, if you set yourself a reasonable goal, you are less likely to be disappointed.

    I'm sorry if this seems hurtful, I don't intend it that way at all. You are a fine looking fellow, just not a supermodel, and I'm sure there are many fine looking ladies that are not supermodel material who would be happy to be with you. It'd be a terrible shame if you missed out on having a fantastic women in your life because she's a little plain, a little pudgy, a little dorky, a little short or a little less than your dream in some other superficial way.

    Of course, there is the rare occasion where couples are seriously mismatched but I think you'll generally find that those homely men (homelier than you, incidentally--have you ever seen David Copperfield or Rowan Atkinson??) are wealthy and tend towards very wealthy; women are sex objects and men are success objects so you could always just step up your game :)

    don't worry....

    I think most of us here have out kicked our coverage.

    Boy howdy; I know that I have.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    my fantasy?

    ...... that she let's me ride on the back of that motorcycle and we stop at the Taco Cabana drive-thru on the way home.
  • tomasart
    tomasart Posts: 306 Member
    Once on my travels for the elusive Sasquatch. I still to this day believe I briefly seen a fantasy woman hiding in the deep back woods of the Smoky Mountains....
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    They're going to keep getting rarer if they continue to stand in the middle of the road texting

    I love you.
  • sunnybeaches105
    sunnybeaches105 Posts: 2,831 Member
    Porn? Where are the tentacles?
  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
    There is nothing so false as 'out of your league'. Okay - there are a few things as false/fake/made-up as someone being 'out of your league' - things like the tooth fairy, man-made global warming, and the lies about '$15/hr minimum wage HELPS people', and "I won't c-in your mouth!"

    If The King of Queens taught us ANYTHING it's hot chicks like fat funny guys.

    If you're looking for a lover of a particular flavor, go to where those flavors hang-out. And peer at them from a distance because if it's like the lady in that over-ps'd photo? She'll have guys SWARMING her. She will be the queen. It's like, a little bit, Military service where average looking thin women are like goddesses; they can have their pick of just about anyone they want.

  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    Ahhhhh... Some mature
  • Icheatonmywife
    Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
    edited September 2016
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    born_of_fire74 wrote: »
    In my experience, the most lasting relationships are those in which the couple is of similar attractiveness. To be as delicate as possible, OP do you feel that you are of similar attractiveness to the model in the photo? I find that many men are miserable and think all women are *kitten* because they want to punch above their weight class, so to speak. As in any situation, if you set yourself a reasonable goal, you are less likely to be disappointed.

    I'm sorry if this seems hurtful, I don't intend it that way at all. You are a fine looking fellow, just not a supermodel, and I'm sure there are many fine looking ladies that are not supermodel material who would be happy to be with you. It'd be a terrible shame if you missed out on having a fantastic women in your life because she's a little plain, a little pudgy, a little dorky, a little short or a little less than your dream in some other superficial way.

    Of course, there is the rare occasion where couples are seriously mismatched but I think you'll generally find that those homely men (homelier than you, incidentally--have you ever seen David Copperfield or Rowan Atkinson??) are wealthy and tend towards very wealthy; women are sex objects and men are success objects so you could always just step up your game :)

    don't worry....

    I think most of us here have out kicked our coverage.

    Boy howdy; I know that I have.

    Thank you for your honesty, I know Im an ugly Mfer. nice to have that pointed out LOL

    I guess my question was more to the point of she rides bikes, she is hot, risk taker, Yes she is pretty, but I ride street bikes, well one a little bigger than hers, but in all my travels on that bike I have never come across one of these. A girl has to be a whole nother level to ride one of these, at least in the circles I travel in.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Icheatonmywife wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    born_of_fire74 wrote: »
    In my experience, the most lasting relationships are those in which the couple is of similar attractiveness. To be as delicate as possible, OP do you feel that you are of similar attractiveness to the model in the photo? I find that many men are miserable and think all women are *kitten* because they want to punch above their weight class, so to speak. As in any situation, if you set yourself a reasonable goal, you are less likely to be disappointed.

    I'm sorry if this seems hurtful, I don't intend it that way at all. You are a fine looking fellow, just not a supermodel, and I'm sure there are many fine looking ladies that are not supermodel material who would be happy to be with you. It'd be a terrible shame if you missed out on having a fantastic women in your life because she's a little plain, a little pudgy, a little dorky, a little short or a little less than your dream in some other superficial way.

    Of course, there is the rare occasion where couples are seriously mismatched but I think you'll generally find that those homely men (homelier than you, incidentally--have you ever seen David Copperfield or Rowan Atkinson??) are wealthy and tend towards very wealthy; women are sex objects and men are success objects so you could always just step up your game :)

    don't worry....

    I think most of us here have out kicked our coverage.

    Boy howdy; I know that I have.

    Thank you for your honesty, I know Im an ugly Mfer. nice to have that pointed out LOL

    I guess my question was more to the point of she rides bikes, she is hot, risk taker, Yes she is pretty, but I ride street bikes, well one a little bigger than hers, but in all my travels on that bike I have never come across one of these. A girl has to be a whole nother level to ride one of these, at least in the circles I travel in.

    You need to broaden your horizons, stretch the circumference of your circles. :)

    I have a friend who is a pretty hot sport motorbike driver....in fact I have two...one is a lawyer and the other an architect.
  • jessiferrrb
    jessiferrrb Posts: 1,758 Member
    born_of_fire74 wrote: »
    DetroitDarin wrote: »
    If The King of Queens taught us ANYTHING it's hot chicks like fat funny guys.

    You're so right. The King of Queens is a documentary and totally not a vehicle for commercials shown in the hopes of separating fat, funny guys from their money or anything like that. TV is just so reflective of reality. It's taught us so many life's lessons like how vampires battle werewolves, justice is always served, english phone boxes are actually time machines and if your sister Carla sleeps with your brother, it's OK because Carla is not actually your sister, your brother is actually her long lost husband and your uncle is a crime lord that orchestrated his disappearance in the hopes of convincing your dad to write you out of his will. What was I thinking? >.>

    10/10 post. would watch the *kitten* out of that show.
  • King_Spicy
    King_Spicy Posts: 821 Member
    edited September 2016
    One of my friends rides her Ducati 899 Panigale all year round unless there is snow on the ground. She dailies it everyday and just completed a road trip from Ohio to Colorado on it. I actually have a lot of female biker friends, but none that put 30k miles a year on their bikes like this one. Pretty badass in my view

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  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    Icheatonmywife wrote: »
    I guess my question was more to the point of she rides bikes, she is hot, risk taker, Yes she is pretty, but I ride street bikes, well one a little bigger than hers, but in all my travels on that bike I have never come across one of these. A girl has to be a whole nother level to ride one of these, at least in the circles I travel in.

    I'm a cyclist not a biker, but there are a lot of boy and girl cyclists out riding bikes, taking risks, etc.

    I'm also a rock climber, and the ladies of the crag are hot and plentiful.

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