Post anything you want (as long as it follows MFP guidelines)
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I don't know what the hell I did with my email address but I've gotten spam for medical marijuana, boner pills and an invitation to some Michael kors sale event in the last 5 minutes in my inbox. *kitten* garbage!
I love when I get emails saying they can make my erection bigger. I say want to reply back "It would be an effing miracle if you could give me an erection at all" I would pay for that shiznit!
Right!! I would pay top dollar!!! Even for just a day. Sure wouldn't be seeing me sign into MFP that day
Haha! I would be jumping around naked, making it dance.. Then I would have to go somewhere snowy so I can write my name!
I'd be *kitten* all day long
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First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real0
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PowerMan40 wrote: »First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real
I bet it's easier when you have boobs and a peniz. Best of both worlds!0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real
I bet it's easier when you have boobs and a peniz. Best of both worlds!
Don't do it.
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real
I bet it's easier when you have boobs and a peniz. Best of both worlds!
Don't do it.
Sshhhhh!!! I almost had one!0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real
I bet it's easier when you have boobs and a peniz. Best of both worlds!
Don't do it.
Sshhhhh!!! I almost had one!
I'll take one.0 -
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »First you would have to go find someone to *kitten*, be for you could do it all day long... lol The struggle is real
I bet it's easier when you have boobs and a peniz. Best of both worlds!
Don't do it.
Sshhhhh!!! I almost had one!
I'll take one.
I'll take two
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Oh to have one for a day. I'm always trying to reach into my husbands pants to play, it just annoys him. He's all like oh I'm trying to work or stop I was asleep. So selfish
He shouldn't complain. You should play dress up with it and give it a little scarf and top hat.
Maybe even do a little puppet show. Video tape for, well just because.0 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »
Oh i missed it!0 -
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https://youtu.be/_2LjwM3B688
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