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jtegirl1 wrote: »

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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

And my accountant is female!

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

Almost there!

I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

My hands will do it for free

Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long.

C'mere

NorthCascades

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

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LL5lifts wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

And my accountant is female!

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

Almost there!

I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

My hands will do it for free

Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?

I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.

I need support as well. I think we have a problem!

Nah we're good. I'm an engineer

jnichel

NorthCascades wrote: »

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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

And my accountant is female!

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

Almost there!

I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

My hands will do it for free

Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?

I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.

I need support as well. I think we have a problem!

Nah we're good. I'm an engineer

I have this on a coffee cup.

Motorsheen

jtegirl1 wrote: »

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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

jtegirl1 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

And my accountant is female!

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

Almost there!

I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

My hands will do it for free

Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long.

Sounds like the going rate is $100 per cobweb per boob. But afterwards yep free of charge.

No cobwebs. I touch them daily, they just haven't been touched by anyone else in far too long.

jtegirl1 wrote: »

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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

jtegirl1 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

And my accountant is female!

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

Almost there!

I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

My hands will do it for free

Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long.

Sounds like the going rate is $100 per cobweb per boob. But afterwards yep free of charge.

No cobwebs. I touch them daily, they just haven't been touched by anyone else in far too long.

Hi !

dc8066

jnichel wrote: »

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jtegirl1 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

And my accountant is female!

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

Almost there!

I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

My hands will do it for free

Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long.

C'mere

Is it your hand? Do you have any kind of chronic lung condition?

jnichel

dc6088 wrote: »

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jnichel wrote: »

jtegirl1 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

And my accountant is female!

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

Almost there!

I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

My hands will do it for free

Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long.

C'mere

Is it your hand? Do you have any kind of chronic lung condition?

You mean like Asthma since I was 9 months old?

dc8066

jnichel wrote: »

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dc6088 wrote: »

jnichel wrote: »

jtegirl1 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

And my accountant is female!

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

Almost there!

I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

My hands will do it for free

Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long.

C'mere

Is it your hand? Do you have any kind of chronic lung condition?

You mean like Asthma since I was 9 months old?

Yeah, something long term, like emphysema, asthma, chronic bronchitis, etc

cee134

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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jnichel wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

jtegirl1 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.

Is that good or bad?

Well I have 7 chimneys and removal is $100/bat

Ouch. Can you smoke them out yourself? Or will they come back?

We've not had the chimneys inspected to see if they're safe enough to use.

Do your chimneys not have a damper that you can close?

We do but the chimneys are very old and failing. Going to have them sealed.

Just to throw this out there, but it's good you haven't sealed them yet, so you can clean out the bat droppings. Also Guano is worth money!!! $$$$$$ Mining guano is a $1.4 billion industry.

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jnichel

dc6088 wrote: »

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jnichel wrote: »

dc6088 wrote: »

jnichel wrote: »

jtegirl1 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

And my accountant is female!

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

Almost there!

I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

My hands will do it for free

Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long.

C'mere

Is it your hand? Do you have any kind of chronic lung condition?

You mean like Asthma since I was 9 months old?

Yeah, something long term, like emphysema, asthma, chronic bronchitis, etc

Then yes, Asthma since I was 9 months old.

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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

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dc6088 wrote: »

jnichel wrote: »

dc6088 wrote: »

jnichel wrote: »

jtegirl1 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

And my accountant is female!

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LL5lifts wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

That's what he is recommending we do first

did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

Almost there!

I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

My hands will do it for free

Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long.

C'mere

Is it your hand? Do you have any kind of chronic lung condition?

You mean like Asthma since I was 9 months old?

Yeah, something long term, like emphysema, asthma, chronic bronchitis, etc

did you read his palm??

Will you do mine next?

I read his fingers shape in the picture

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I had a kitten named Kitten.

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littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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cee134 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

jnichel wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

jtegirl1 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.

Is that good or bad?

Well I have 7 chimneys and removal is $100/bat

Ouch. Can you smoke them out yourself? Or will they come back?

We've not had the chimneys inspected to see if they're safe enough to use.

Do your chimneys not have a damper that you can close?

We do but the chimneys are very old and failing. Going to have them sealed.

Just to throw this out there, but it's good you haven't sealed them yet, so you can clean out the bat droppings. Also Guano is worth money!!! $$$$$$ Mining guano is a $1.4 billion industry.

Well these new pets of mine have practically paid for themselves then!!

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littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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cee134 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

jnichel wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

jtegirl1 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.

Is that good or bad?

Well I have 7 chimneys and removal is $100/bat

Ouch. Can you smoke them out yourself? Or will they come back?

We've not had the chimneys inspected to see if they're safe enough to use.

Do your chimneys not have a damper that you can close?

We do but the chimneys are very old and failing. Going to have them sealed.

Just to throw this out there, but it's good you haven't sealed them yet, so you can clean out the bat droppings. Also Guano is worth money!!! $$$$$$ Mining guano is a $1.4 billion industry.

Well these new pets of mine have practically paid for themselves then!!

He said if I let it dry, it gets airborne and can cause some sort of respiratory disease that I can neither pronounce or spell. I can't be mining that shrimp, I gotta get it out before it dries out.

Histoplasmosis

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