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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    The other day Beth told me "I'm so sorry to do this to you but I need tampons."

    I went to the nearest store. They had two kinds, a yellow one and a green one, and a 17 year old kid, and I was feeling trollish. So I asked him which kind do I need. He came over and looked embarrassed and told me "that one says 'regular,' that one says 'extra.'" I looked at the kid and said "Well, it kinda looks like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Do you think regular will be enough?" He told me he had no idea and whoever they were for really should have explained this to me.

    So last night Beth wanted to go for a walk, and wanted to stop for dessert on the way home. Same kid working the register. He just looked at his shoes while he rang us up.

    She almost fell over laughing when we got home and I told her.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    NorthCascades wrote: »
    The other day Beth told me "I'm so sorry to do this to you but I need tampons."

    I went to the nearest store. They had two kinds, a yellow one and a green one, and a 17 year old kid, and I was feeling trollish. So I asked him which kind do I need. He came over and looked embarrassed and told me "that one says 'regular,' that one says 'extra.'" I looked at the kid and said "Well, it kinda looks like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Do you think regular will be enough?" He told me he had no idea and whoever they were for really should have explained this to me.

    So last night Beth wanted to go for a walk, and wanted to stop for dessert on the way home. Same kid working the register. He just looked at his shoes while he rang us up.

    She almost fell over laughing when we got home and I told her.

    My ex sometimes has to buy products for our 13 yr old daughter. I always take a pic of the exact box and text it to him. Sending someone in blind to buy those is just wrong.
  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »


    My ex sometimes has to buy products for our 13 yr old daughter. I always take a pic of the exact box and text it to him. Sending someone in blind to buy those is just wrong.
    *noted for future use*

    I almost died when the girl in the store asked what size my wife needed. Literally, fetal position right there in the aisle. :'(
  • jacksonkris8
    jacksonkris8 Posts: 51 Member
    Who was a "kitten" and what does it mean?!?
  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
    jacksonkris8 wrote: »
    Who was a "kitten" and what does it mean?!?
    kitten? Swear filter
  • jacksonkris8
    jacksonkris8 Posts: 51 Member
    Oooooh! Gotchya!! (Sorry- i'm new here :blush: )
  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
    jacksonkris8 wrote: »
    Oooooh! Gotchya!! (Sorry- i'm new here :blush: )

    No sorrys required. I didn't know either lol
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    Grey_1 wrote: »
    I almost died when the girl in the store asked what size my wife needed. Literally, fetal position right there in the aisle. :'(

    I would have had fun with this. "Well, I'm packing a fire hydrant, so it probably has to be pretty big!"
  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
    NorthCascades wrote: »
    Grey_1 wrote: »
    I almost died when the girl in the store asked what size my wife needed. Literally, fetal position right there in the aisle. :'(

    I would have had fun with this. "Well, I'm packing a fire hydrant, so it probably has to be pretty big!"

    :D I could have used a bit of mental agility that day. The force was NOT with me lol.
  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
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  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
    How I feel on calorie restrictions.

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  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
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  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Burnin calories

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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Grey_1 wrote: »
    Burnin calories

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    how many miles are they going to run? :)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Grey_1 wrote: »
    Burnin calories

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    how many miles are they going to run? :)

    Run?
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited November 2016
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Grey_1 wrote: »
    Burnin calories

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    how many miles are they going to run? :)

    Run?

    how about prancing? it that better for ya... ;)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Grey_1 wrote: »
    Burnin calories

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    how many miles are they going to run? :)

    Run?

    how about prancing?

    That works. ....
  • jacksonkris8
    jacksonkris8 Posts: 51 Member
    @Karb_Kween everything ok?
  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Grey_1 wrote: »
    Burnin calories

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    how many miles are they going to run? :)

    Run?

    how about prancing? it that better for ya... ;)

    Prancing? Is that what youngsters call it these days? :D
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    edited November 2016
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    I rage quit a day ago and deleted my profile but the browser still allows me to respond to threads. I am unable to access my profile though. Any tech Gods want to give me some insight... I want my profile back.

    "Please note if you delete your account it cannot be recovered. If you decide to try MyFitnessPal again, you'll need to choose a new username the next time. Please also note it may also take our outbound email system up to 72 hours to remove you from our email rotation."


    Try contacting MFP and pleading your case.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    jacksonkris8 wrote: »
    @Karb_Kween everything ok?

    I'm just fine and dandy
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
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    This is completely accurate.
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  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    First round of voting finished in the local hiking calendar contest. Did not place in any month.
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