Im a Tinder Failure

JeffreyMGiron
JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
I tried tinder once seriously for like 1 week, i got no matches, Confirmation im meant to be alone forever.
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  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    Just a week? You're failure was lack of patience. Just continue selecting those that appeal to you and wait.

    Tip: have real pics of yourself and fill out your profile. I always ignore anyone who has no profile or pics of themselves. Its suspicious.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    What did your profile say?

    my typical introduction, hobbies...nothing overboard...im just not Hot enough for tinder.
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  • amcalmond768
    amcalmond768 Posts: 289 Member
    Hmmm tinder .. Don't think you will meet your soulmate on there .. But I could totally be wrong! I also agree with @Angela937 give it some time.. A week is nothing.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Awww Jeffrey. My skating team mascot even got a match. Ok he only wanted to peg her or her to peg him...I was traumatized. Perhaps post a really ugly stuffed doll...or in his case I'm sure there was a collar and leash in his picture.


    Ugh why did you have to make me remember this!!!!????
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    Didn't you propose to me like 2 days ago and I said yes.... so easily you forget.

    Moving on......
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    projectsix wrote: »
    I tried tinder once seriously for like 1 week, i got no matches, Confirmation im meant to be alone forever.

    Dude you're too picky. Swipe right allllllll dayyyyyyyyyyyy, it's a numbers game. Just because you have a match doesn't mean you need to act on it.

    Errr, I'm in a relationship though so, I don't.. I wouldn't know, anything about .. it, I heard.. from, friends.

    Thanks for the TIP!
    synchkat wrote: »
    Awww Jeffrey. My skating team mascot even got a match. Ok he only wanted to peg her or her to peg him...I was traumatized. Perhaps post a really ugly stuffed doll...or in his case I'm sure there was a collar and leash in his picture.


    Ugh why did you have to make me remember this!!!!????

    Ahahaha Ali, even your mascot got pegged :(
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    Didn't you propose to me like 2 days ago and I said yes.... so easily you forget.

    Moving on......

    Your last reply to me was Lol...you never reached back out to me ever Again!
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    Didn't you propose to me like 2 days ago and I said yes.... so easily you forget.

    Moving on......

    Your last reply to me was Lol...you never reached back out to me ever Again!

    Lol

  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    A week of failure on a bootycall app doesn't equate to being alone forever.

    its was my Prime week, i either found my woman in that week or forever alone! :)
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    Didn't you propose to me like 2 days ago and I said yes.... so easily you forget.

    Moving on......

    Your last reply to me was Lol...you never reached back out to me ever Again!

    Lol

    Y despues queda diciendo que no la quiero, que no la amo....mira como me contesta :(
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    projectsix wrote: »
    I tried tinder once seriously for like 1 week, i got no matches, Confirmation im meant to be alone forever.

    Dude you're too picky. Swipe right allllllll dayyyyyyyyyyyy, it's a numbers game. Just because you have a match doesn't mean you need to act on it.

    Errr, I'm in a relationship though so, I don't.. I wouldn't know, anything about .. it, I heard.. from, friends.

    Thanks for the TIP!
    synchkat wrote: »
    Awww Jeffrey. My skating team mascot even got a match. Ok he only wanted to peg her or her to peg him...I was traumatized. Perhaps post a really ugly stuffed doll...or in his case I'm sure there was a collar and leash in his picture.


    Ugh why did you have to make me remember this!!!!????

    Ahahaha Ali, even your mascot got pegged :(

    I woke up, very hungover, with one of my teammates in bed beside me and my other teammate's shorts in my backpack and had a message asking what I know about pegging...well what she knows...apparently my phone was "borrowed" the evening before. I blame the Frisky Beaver I was drinking.

    But I learned Tinder is SCARY
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited September 2016
    Maybe because you call women broads? Or posted that you've had sex today 8 times? Or that your strategy is to play a numbers game? Women LOVE being a number.

    Nah, I think he makes a lot of jokes...you know, humor....that apparently, some girls can't pick up on O_o
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    I tried tinder once seriously for like 1 week, i got no matches, Confirmation im meant to be alone forever.

    e-Harmony guy says:

    "Do you want now or for ever?

    Try e-Harmony for free today!"
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Karb_Kween wrote: »
    I tried tinder once seriously for like 1 week, i got no matches, Confirmation im meant to be alone forever.

    e-Harmony guy says:

    "Do you want now or for ever?

    Try e-Harmony for free today!"

    i tried Farmers only
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Maybe because you call women broads? Or posted that you've had sex today 8 times? Or that your strategy is to play a numbers game? Women LOVE being a number.

    whats wrong with Broads
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Maybe because you call women broads? Or posted that you've had sex today 8 times? Or that your strategy is to play a numbers game? Women LOVE being a number.

    Nah, I think he makes a lot of jokes...you know, humor....that apparently, some girls can't pick up on O_o

    Jenjen <3
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    All the classy broads take two weeks to swipe the correct way. We are discerning....that's why were broads
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    Isn't tinder like a one night stand thing-a-ma-night app?
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    All the classy broads take two weeks to swipe the correct way. We are discerning....that's why were broads
    Nothing if your looking to hook up with broads. One week isn't long enough. Give it time.
    Isn't tinder like a one night stand thing-a-ma-night app?

    i just need Broads thats all...
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    You don't seem like a nice guy, so that's probably why.

    thank you :)
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    I'm super picky on Tinder.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    arditarose wrote: »
    I'm super picky on Tinder.

    Highfive!
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    Didn't you propose to me like 2 days ago and I said yes.... so easily you forget.

    Moving on......

    Your last reply to me was Lol...you never reached back out to me ever Again!

    Lol

    Y despues queda diciendo que no la quiero, que no la
    amo....mira como me contesta :(


    Wait what????? LOL

  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    Didn't you propose to me like 2 days ago and I said yes.... so easily you forget.

    Moving on......

    Your last reply to me was Lol...you never reached back out to me ever Again!

    Lol

    Y despues queda diciendo que no la quiero, que no la
    amo....mira como me contesta :(


    Wait what????? LOL

    LOL thats one laugh...go read my post on my wall...one more Laugh and youre mine