Im a Tinder Failure

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  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    But you say the silliest things. I can't help but laugh. I might need to unfriend you.

  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    But you say the silliest things. I can't help but laugh. I might need to unfriend you.

    Ahaha...unfriend me?
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    Here is the good news...a lot of chics like it rough so a Tinder failure is a good thing....#SmackDatA$$
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Tinder is all about the photos. You gotta post a shirtless bathroom mirror selfie! Don't forget to make the duck face!

    In all seriousness, your "About me" section should be brief and funny. Chicks love guys who make them laugh.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Tinder is all about the photos. You gotta post a shirtless bathroom mirror selfie! Don't forget to make the duck face!

    In all seriousness, your "About me" section should be brief and funny. Chicks love guys who make them laugh.

    I havent tried the shirtless maybe i should do that...duck face, i have more of a moose face if i try that.
    138shades wrote: »
    dying for attention are we?

    Give me some?
  • wilsoncl6
    wilsoncl6 Posts: 1,280 Member
    A female friend of mine went on Tinder after I found my fiancé there and showed me a lot of the profiles of the guys that were on there. I was horrified. It was like looking through an album of mugshots. I can see why so many guys don't get swiped right on there. They either had pictures that made them look like prison escapees or were posing with some dead animal or another. That's just what most of the ladies want to see, their prospective love interest posing with an animal carcass, or profiles that imply or straight out say they just want to hook up. It was sad. I was pretty shocked with the amount of profiles I saw on there of couples looking for a third.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    edited September 2016
    wilsoncl6 wrote: »
    A female friend of mine went on Tinder after I found my fiancé there and showed me a lot of the profiles of the guys that were on there. I was horrified. It was like looking through an album of mugshots. I can see why so many guys don't get swiped right on there. They either had pictures that made them look like prison escapees or were posing with some dead animal or another. That's just what most of the ladies want to see, their prospective love interest posing with an animal carcass, or profiles that imply or straight out say they just want to hook up. It was sad. I was pretty shocked with the amount of profiles I saw on there of couples looking for a third.

    Or all the pics of their car/motorcycle/boat. Some guys literally have no pictures of themselves.
    Swipe Left.

    And there's tons looking for a third.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Tinder is all about the photos. You gotta post a shirtless bathroom mirror selfie! Don't forget to make the duck face!

    In all seriousness, your "About me" section should be brief and funny. Chicks love guys who make them laugh.

    I havent tried the shirtless maybe i should do that...duck face, i have more of a moose face if i try that.
    138shades wrote: »
    dying for attention are we?

    Give me some?

    I'll give you attention Jeffrey. ;)
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Tinder is all about the photos. You gotta post a shirtless bathroom mirror selfie! Don't forget to make the duck face!

    In all seriousness, your "About me" section should be brief and funny. Chicks love guys who make them laugh.

    I havent tried the shirtless maybe i should do that...duck face, i have more of a moose face if i try that.
    138shades wrote: »
    dying for attention are we?

    Give me some?

    I'll give you attention Jeffrey. ;)

    Okay, ill delete tinder right now, im a mean person anyways ;)
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  • johnneedhamSr
    johnneedhamSr Posts: 223 Member
    What is Tinder?
  • amcalmond768
    amcalmond768 Posts: 289 Member
    What is Tinder?

    It's a dating app.. Or so they say..I always thought it was mostly for hook ups and booty calls
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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Your whiny personality is probably seeping through the pores of your profile.

    On dating apps, don't use selfies. For God's sake, get someone take a picture of you doing something cool.

    No bathroom mirror selfies.
    No phone in hand selfies.
    No car selfies.

    All three look weird on anyone.

    I will tell you the greatest intro line of all time.

    "I want that scarf. Can you knit me a tie?". I married the girl eventually. She never knitted me a tie ever. She started knitting me gloves and finished only one. She keeps telling me she wants to knit me socks but no action on the ground.

    lmfao, this guy.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    What is Tinder?

    its an app where you can pick up broads
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    What is Tinder?

    its an app where you can pick up broads

    So you use mfp & tinder to double up your luck? My friend you need some help. I'll help you find the perfect girl and I won't even charge you. All I need is your ssn

  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    What is Tinder?

    its an app where you can pick up broads

    So you use mfp & tinder to double up your luck? My friend you need some help. I'll help you find the perfect girl and I won't even charge you. All I need is your ssn

    Karla, i told you many time im down to give you all your heart and soul desires, but you keep playing with me ;)

    SSN? hmm sounds like a deal.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Irrespective of the 1-uppers, bottom line to the readers is that selfies are not true representations of your self. They should not be used on a dating site.

    Another trick is that... Find that one pic which you dislike and others like it. That kind of pic will help.

    Never ever use hey, how are you or endearing terms to open communication. That's as useless as not sending any message because million other dudes are doing the same thing.

    Am I one of the 1-uppers?

    Because I find it hard to hear you over the sound of all your designer clothes and accessories and your Apple products.

    1-uppers is this a reference to the Mario Games 1 up? more lives? longer gameplay.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    @JeffreyMGiron can I knit you a tie?
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    @JeffreyMGiron can I knit you a tie?

    Yeah then you can forget about it and make me gloves and little booties for the cold weather
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    So are you saying people who look bad in selfies are atrocious looking IRL?
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    So are you saying people who look bad in selfies are atrocious looking IRL?

    i was thinking the same, just made me feel worse cus i look bad in selfies :(
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Try plenty of Fish I heard that's a good site or Ashley Madison
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    Try plenty of Fish I heard that's a good site or Ashley Madison

    Ill make an account right away.
  • johnneedhamSr
    johnneedhamSr Posts: 223 Member
    What is Tinder?

    It's a dating app.. Or so they say..I always thought it was mostly for hook ups and booty calls

    Oh, well I can't fit any more booty calls in, I'm booked solid.