Im a Tinder Failure
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But you say the silliest things. I can't help but laugh. I might need to unfriend you.
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sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »But you say the silliest things. I can't help but laugh. I might need to unfriend you.
Ahaha...unfriend me?0 -
Here is the good news...a lot of chics like it rough so a Tinder failure is a good thing....#SmackDatA$$1
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Tinder is all about the photos. You gotta post a shirtless bathroom mirror selfie! Don't forget to make the duck face!
In all seriousness, your "About me" section should be brief and funny. Chicks love guys who make them laugh.1 -
AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »Tinder is all about the photos. You gotta post a shirtless bathroom mirror selfie! Don't forget to make the duck face!
In all seriousness, your "About me" section should be brief and funny. Chicks love guys who make them laugh.
I havent tried the shirtless maybe i should do that...duck face, i have more of a moose face if i try that.dying for attention are we?
Give me some?0 -
A female friend of mine went on Tinder after I found my fiancé there and showed me a lot of the profiles of the guys that were on there. I was horrified. It was like looking through an album of mugshots. I can see why so many guys don't get swiped right on there. They either had pictures that made them look like prison escapees or were posing with some dead animal or another. That's just what most of the ladies want to see, their prospective love interest posing with an animal carcass, or profiles that imply or straight out say they just want to hook up. It was sad. I was pretty shocked with the amount of profiles I saw on there of couples looking for a third.4
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A female friend of mine went on Tinder after I found my fiancé there and showed me a lot of the profiles of the guys that were on there. I was horrified. It was like looking through an album of mugshots. I can see why so many guys don't get swiped right on there. They either had pictures that made them look like prison escapees or were posing with some dead animal or another. That's just what most of the ladies want to see, their prospective love interest posing with an animal carcass, or profiles that imply or straight out say they just want to hook up. It was sad. I was pretty shocked with the amount of profiles I saw on there of couples looking for a third.
Or all the pics of their car/motorcycle/boat. Some guys literally have no pictures of themselves.
Swipe Left.
And there's tons looking for a third.1 -
JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »Tinder is all about the photos. You gotta post a shirtless bathroom mirror selfie! Don't forget to make the duck face!
In all seriousness, your "About me" section should be brief and funny. Chicks love guys who make them laugh.
I havent tried the shirtless maybe i should do that...duck face, i have more of a moose face if i try that.dying for attention are we?
Give me some?
I'll give you attention Jeffrey.
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JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »Tinder is all about the photos. You gotta post a shirtless bathroom mirror selfie! Don't forget to make the duck face!
In all seriousness, your "About me" section should be brief and funny. Chicks love guys who make them laugh.
I havent tried the shirtless maybe i should do that...duck face, i have more of a moose face if i try that.dying for attention are we?
Give me some?
I'll give you attention Jeffrey.
Okay, ill delete tinder right now, im a mean person anyways 0 -
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What is Tinder?
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johnneedhamSr wrote: »What is Tinder?
It's a dating app.. Or so they say..I always thought it was mostly for hook ups and booty calls1 -
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »Your whiny personality is probably seeping through the pores of your profile.
On dating apps, don't use selfies. For God's sake, get someone take a picture of you doing something cool.
No bathroom mirror selfies.
No phone in hand selfies.
No car selfies.
All three look weird on anyone.
I will tell you the greatest intro line of all time.
"I want that scarf. Can you knit me a tie?". I married the girl eventually. She never knitted me a tie ever. She started knitting me gloves and finished only one. She keeps telling me she wants to knit me socks but no action on the ground.
lmfao, this guy.
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johnneedhamSr wrote: »What is Tinder?
its an app where you can pick up broads1 -
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JeffreyMGiron wrote: »johnneedhamSr wrote: »What is Tinder?
its an app where you can pick up broads
So you use mfp & tinder to double up your luck? My friend you need some help. I'll help you find the perfect girl and I won't even charge you. All I need is your ssn
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sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »johnneedhamSr wrote: »What is Tinder?
its an app where you can pick up broads
So you use mfp & tinder to double up your luck? My friend you need some help. I'll help you find the perfect girl and I won't even charge you. All I need is your ssn
Karla, i told you many time im down to give you all your heart and soul desires, but you keep playing with me
SSN? hmm sounds like a deal.0 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »@Cutaway_Collar wrote: »Irrespective of the 1-uppers, bottom line to the readers is that selfies are not true representations of your self. They should not be used on a dating site.
Another trick is that... Find that one pic which you dislike and others like it. That kind of pic will help.
Never ever use hey, how are you or endearing terms to open communication. That's as useless as not sending any message because million other dudes are doing the same thing.
Am I one of the 1-uppers?
Because I find it hard to hear you over the sound of all your designer clothes and accessories and your Apple products.
1-uppers is this a reference to the Mario Games 1 up? more lives? longer gameplay.0 -
@JeffreyMGiron can I knit you a tie?2
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@JeffreyMGiron can I knit you a tie?
Yeah then you can forget about it and make me gloves and little booties for the cold weather0 -
So are you saying people who look bad in selfies are atrocious looking IRL?2
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Try plenty of Fish I heard that's a good site or Ashley Madison1
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amcalmond768 wrote: »johnneedhamSr wrote: »What is Tinder?
It's a dating app.. Or so they say..I always thought it was mostly for hook ups and booty calls
Oh, well I can't fit any more booty calls in, I'm booked solid.
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