5000 calories in 30 minutes??

i recently heard an ad on the radio advertising some weightloss/fitness program. they claim that by signing up (to this magical program) you can burn 5000 calories in 30 minutes.
am i missing something? is this in any way possible? what can this possibly be?
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  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    Total woo. Few people even burn 5000 calories in a day.
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    You could buy two sticks of butter, squish them together and light them on fire. Although to be honest that would probably still take more than 30 minutes to burn.
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    Hahaha - not even 500 calories in 30 minutes! Ridiculous. That is a little more than double what I burn in an entire day.
  • tlflag1620
    tlflag1620 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Aaron_K123 wrote: »
    You could buy two sticks of butter, squish them together and light them on fire. Although to be honest that would probably still take more than 30 minutes to burn.

    More like one and a half pounds of butter (6 sticks or so).... But yeah... Ridiculous claim is ridiculous :D

  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    tlflag1620 wrote: »
    Aaron_K123 wrote: »
    You could buy two sticks of butter, squish them together and light them on fire. Although to be honest that would probably still take more than 30 minutes to burn.

    More like one and a half pounds of butter (6 sticks or so).... But yeah... Ridiculous claim is ridiculous :D

    I will admit I have no idea how much a stick of butter weighs...I don't do a lot of baking.
  • dydn11402
    dydn11402 Posts: 103 Member
    yeah, i thought it was hogwash. i should try calling the number just to see what it is. although i'm sure i'd have to pay before hearing the magical secret.
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    Wow what program is this?
  • dydn11402
    dydn11402 Posts: 103 Member
    i cant remember the name of it. next time i hear the ad, i will try to remember the name and number...
  • snowflake930
    snowflake930 Posts: 2,188 Member
    Nope, not possible, no way, no how.
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    Not to be morbid but I've heard that burn victims have exceedingly high TDEEs due to the tissue damage and the bodies attempt to repair and recover.
  • Purplebunnysarah
    Purplebunnysarah Posts: 3,252 Member
    tlflag1620 wrote: »
    Aaron_K123 wrote: »
    You could buy two sticks of butter, squish them together and light them on fire. Although to be honest that would probably still take more than 30 minutes to burn.

    More like one and a half pounds of butter (6 sticks or so).... But yeah... Ridiculous claim is ridiculous :D

    I dunno... if the blow torch was big enough...
  • horsetrainer46
    horsetrainer46 Posts: 69 Member
    Wow, thats one ballsy lie! How on earth do they think they can stay in business, lol!
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    dydn11402 wrote: »
    i recently heard an ad on the radio advertising some weightloss/fitness program. they claim that by signing up (to this magical program) you can burn 5000 calories in 30 minutes.
    am i missing something? is this in any way possible? what can this possibly be?

    Of course not. They are obviously trying to sell their product to a target audience: people who are desperate for weight loss.

  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
    500 is more like it
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    Chadxx wrote: »
    500 is more like it
    No that's still very much an exaggeration
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Chadxx wrote: »
    500 is more like it

    Probably not.
  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
    Chadxx wrote: »
    500 is more like it
    No that's still very much an exaggeration

    It just depends on who is doing what. It certainly isn't impossible and it is certainly a more likely number than 5000.
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    More likely than 5000 for sure and maybe possible but not really possible for the average person
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    i thought this was going to be "i ate 5000 calories in 30 minutes"

    i would die

    but anyway yea that is nuts
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    Nah, eating 5000 in 30 minutes is pretty easy. Binges of that size take a lot less time than that ;)
  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
    edited October 2016
    More likely than 5000 for sure and maybe possible but not really possible for the average person

    Absolutely possible and more really. I do agree the average person won't burn that many during a typical workout, though. Of course, the obvious reason I picked 500 is because it is 1 zero less.
  • Wetcoaster
    Wetcoaster Posts: 1,788 Member
    I can consume 5000 calories in 30 minutes easy.
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    Chadxx wrote: »
    More likely than 5000 for sure and maybe possible but not really possible for the average person

    Absolutely possible and a lot more really. I do agree the average person won't burn that many during a typical workout, though. Of course, the obvious reason I picked 500 is because it is 1 zero less.

    What are you doing that burns a lot more than 500 calories in 30 minutes?
  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
    Chadxx wrote: »
    More likely than 5000 for sure and maybe possible but not really possible for the average person

    Absolutely possible and a lot more really. I do agree the average person won't burn that many during a typical workout, though. Of course, the obvious reason I picked 500 is because it is 1 zero less.

    What are you doing that burns a lot more than 500 calories in 30 minutes?

    There is list from harvard in the link above. It only goes up to a 185 pound person but even at that weight, one of the activities is jogging.