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littlemissbgiff wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Totally jelly. I'm sitting here facing my *kitten* life like a stupid adult.
Why the hell are you doing that? Haven't you learned anything from Christmas movies? Everything has a happy ending and nobody has a messy house...so why bother worrying about anything?
Which Christmas movie addresses the computer that took a *kitten*, a fall down a half a flight of stairs and a sams club parking lot car accident?
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And a full day to deal with it.0 -
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Louise1491 wrote: »
Omgosh... this reminds me of a great story.. probably a you had to be there story but I am going to tell you anyway.
I went out with some girlfriends one night, I don't remember getting home at all... (I wasn't driving, I know that) I woke up the next morning and looked across the room and thought "Is that a *kitten* cat on my floor? I don't own a cat!" I text my best friend that was with us the night prior and asked her if "I stole a *kitten* cat from somewhere and brought it home".. before she could respond I grabbed my shoe and threw it at the "cat" to find out it was my sweater. I had apparently taken it off and just thrown it on the floor before crawling in bed.. in the meantime my BF is texting back "Wtf are you talking about?" This was about 10 years ago... I still have not lived that one down.3 -
Whisky and I are lovers from a long time ago, she is my go to girl, she comforts me, takes the pain away, and makes everything seem alright, but with all beautiful things, she is a total *kitten* the next morning.0
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Louise1491 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Louise1491 wrote: »
Omgosh... this reminds me of a great story.. probably a you had to be there story but I am going to tell you anyway.
I went out with some girlfriends one night, I don't remember getting home at all... (I wasn't driving, I know that) I woke up the next morning and looked across the room and thought "Is that a *kitten* cat on my floor? I don't own a cat!" I text my best friend that was with us the night prior and asked her if "I stole a *kitten* cat from somewhere and brought it home".. before she could respond I grabbed my shoe and threw it at the "cat" to find out it was my sweater. I had apparently taken it off and just thrown it on the floor before crawling in bed.. in the meantime my BF is texting back "Wtf are you talking about?" This was about 10 years ago... I still have not lived that one down.
great story. Though I have to tell you off for throwing shoes at "cats".Louise1491 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Louise1491 wrote: »
Omgosh... this reminds me of a great story.. probably a you had to be there story but I am going to tell you anyway.
I went out with some girlfriends one night, I don't remember getting home at all... (I wasn't driving, I know that) I woke up the next morning and looked across the room and thought "Is that a *kitten* cat on my floor? I don't own a cat!" I text my best friend that was with us the night prior and asked her if "I stole a *kitten* cat from somewhere and brought it home".. before she could respond I grabbed my shoe and threw it at the "cat" to find out it was my sweater. I had apparently taken it off and just thrown it on the floor before crawling in bed.. in the meantime my BF is texting back "Wtf are you talking about?" This was about 10 years ago... I still have not lived that one down.
great story. Though I have to tell you off for throwing shoes at "cats".
As I was typing that, I figured someone would.. I didn't technically throw it to directly hit the "cat" but to land beside it and see if it moved......0 -
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Oh good, I would hate to have to explain why I tossed a shoe at a sweater 10 years ago!0
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