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WorkerDrone83 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Birthday plans, and what they should be. Anyone wanna volunteer to be my personal stripper?
I'd give it the 'ol college try. Just don't throw coins at my head. So degrading.
Damn, now I gotta make another trip to the bank.0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »WorkerDrone83 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Birthday plans, and what they should be. Anyone wanna volunteer to be my personal stripper?
I'd give it the 'ol college try. Just don't throw coins at my head. So degrading.
Bend over, Im gunna swipe my credit card, ok :laugh:
OMG Jo, I love you. 0 -
WorkerDrone83 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Of course, and you give him a tip too :laugh:happimess1 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »WorkerDrone83 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Birthday plans, and what they should be. Anyone wanna volunteer to be my personal stripper?
I'd give it the 'ol college try. Just don't throw coins at my head. So degrading.
Bend over, Im gunna swipe my credit card, ok :laugh:
Make sure you give him a tip too. dont be cheap.
LOL. Yikes. Can I change my answer to 'cage dancer'? I'd feel a bit safer inside a shark cage.
NO! No cages at my birthday party. There will be chains and handcuffs though.0 -
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This guy at perkins responded to "Just you today?" With "I've been seeing someone for a while and I need someplace quiet" and now I must wait for So0
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »This guy at perkins responded to "Just you today?" With "I've been seeing someone for a while and I need someplace quiet" and now I must wait for So
When I worked at a restaurant I made it a point to never say "JUST" you or "JUST" one because I would feel like a loser if someone said that to me. This is probably why I almost never go out alone. Judgy Judgersons
When I go TAD by myself, I strut my stuff to the hostess booth and proudly say I'm eating alone. Let the *kitten* judge me. 0 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »This guy at perkins responded to "Just you today?" With "I've been seeing someone for a while and I need someplace quiet" and now I must wait for So
When I worked at a restaurant I made it a point to never say "JUST" you or "JUST" one because I would feel like a loser if someone said that to me. This is probably why I almost never go out alone. Judgy Judgersons
The people here are bad employees:)
Update she still isnt here1 -
abetterme9366 wrote: »Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »Eat a bag
Depends...what is in this bag?
If it’s red Doritos, I’m all in.
Explain red Doritos to me.0 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »This guy at perkins responded to "Just you today?" With "I've been seeing someone for a while and I need someplace quiet" and now I must wait for So
When I worked at a restaurant I made it a point to never say "JUST" you or "JUST" one because I would feel like a loser if someone said that to me. This is probably why I almost never go out alone. Judgy Judgersons
When I go TAD by myself, I strut my stuff to the hostess booth and proudly say I'm eating alone. Let the *kitten* judge me.
I usually just order food to go and then I eat it while watching Netflix in my underwear. That is so much more enjoyable than sitting in a noisy restaurant and having to overhear other people's conversations. To me anyway.
I'm the opposite... I'd rather sit in the restaurant. I would not want to eat in my hotel room. Now if the hotel has a nice outdoor area and it's nice enough out, then I'll take my food back to the hotel.1 -
abetterme9366 wrote: »Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »Eat a bag
Depends...what is in this bag?
If it’s red Doritos, I’m all in.
Explain red Doritos to me.
Nacho cheese doritos1 -
Just saw a snapchat ad for sonic where they face swapped0
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »This guy at perkins responded to "Just you today?" With "I've been seeing someone for a while and I need someplace quiet" and now I must wait for So
When I worked at a restaurant I made it a point to never say "JUST" you or "JUST" one because I would feel like a loser if someone said that to me. This is probably why I almost never go out alone. Judgy Judgersons
When I go TAD by myself, I strut my stuff to the hostess booth and proudly say I'm eating alone. Let the *kitten* judge me.
I usually just order food to go and then I eat it while watching Netflix in my underwear. That is so much more enjoyable than sitting in a noisy restaurant and having to overhear other people's conversations. To me anyway.
How did you get Netflix in your underwear?
I laughed wayyyy too hard at this.2 -
So we all started calling eachother boo, which is awesome. But also relevant because october5
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »This guy at perkins responded to "Just you today?" With "I've been seeing someone for a while and I need someplace quiet" and now I must wait for So
When I worked at a restaurant I made it a point to never say "JUST" you or "JUST" one because I would feel like a loser if someone said that to me. This is probably why I almost never go out alone. Judgy Judgersons
When I go TAD by myself, I strut my stuff to the hostess booth and proudly say I'm eating alone. Let the *kitten* judge me.
I usually just order food to go and then I eat it while watching Netflix in my underwear. That is so much more enjoyable than sitting in a noisy restaurant and having to overhear other people's conversations. To me anyway.
How did you get Netflix in your underwear?
You put your phone in your underwear, simple as that. If she rocks the granny panties she could go with the tablet.6 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »So we all started calling eachother boo, which is awesome. But also relevant because october
Wait....you are calling EVERYONE Boo? *Heartbroken0 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »So we all started calling eachother boo, which is awesome. But also relevant because october
Wait....you are calling EVERYONE Boo? *Heartbroken
Sorry boo1 -
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »So we all started calling eachother boo, which is awesome. But also relevant because october
Wait....you are calling EVERYONE Boo? *Heartbroken
Sorry boo
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »So we all started calling eachother boo, which is awesome. But also relevant because october
Wait....you are calling EVERYONE Boo? *Heartbroken
Sorry boo
You're my fav french boo, how is the thing going?0 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »So we all started calling eachother boo, which is awesome. But also relevant because october
Wait....you are calling EVERYONE Boo? *Heartbroken
Sorry boo
You're my fav french boo, how is the thing going?
Still moving along....We will see, but at least progress.
How's your thing....1 -
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »So we all started calling eachother boo, which is awesome. But also relevant because october
Wait....you are calling EVERYONE Boo? *Heartbroken
Sorry boo
You're my fav french boo, how is the thing going?
Still moving along....We will see, but at least progress.
How's your thing....
Work? Happening1 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »So we all started calling eachother boo, which is awesome. But also relevant because october
Wait....you are calling EVERYONE Boo? *Heartbroken
Sorry boo
You're my fav french boo, how is the thing going?
Still moving along....We will see, but at least progress.
How's your thing....
Work? Happening
Well...I was trying to be suggestive...Fail1 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »So we all started calling eachother boo, which is awesome. But also relevant because october
Wait....you are calling EVERYONE Boo? *Heartbroken
Sorry boo
You're my fav french boo, how is the thing going?
Still moving along....We will see, but at least progress.
How's your thing....
Work? Happening
Well...I was trying to be suggestive...Fail
Lolololol. Missed it.0 -
This is Paul Marquart. I am pretty sure he is a state senetor in MN. On his off time he teaches government at the school I graduated from. In his class we would play jeapordy and if anybody broke the rules he would put his thumbs together and point is index fingers out(should make a w if you are trying) and yell "THAT'S A WARNING" Whenever i hear about people getting warnings here that is what I think of3 -
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How everyone says time heals everything. Well, damn it! How much time???? Lol
Also, A special day ahead that I'm so excited about
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OutOfUserName wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »wondering why every thread always starts where i left off? why does it not go the last page automatically?
MFP wants you to catch up because of course you can't live without knowing what other pals wrote, right? But who am I to talk about this. Guilty of wasting my precious time on that shiz.
its annoying
I get annoyed when it doesn't do that....2
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