What's on your mind?

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    And they only need a single drop of blood
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    PrettyPetty_ wrote: »
    At any given time there is a shark behind you. It may be thousands of miles away but it’s behind you.

    v insightful
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    lstrat115 wrote: »
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    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    Anniversary tomorrow. Bought her a Fitbit since she is getting back into working out and such. not so romantic, but I think it's a good gift.

    Flowers die. Fitbits last forever.

    Thats true love.

    Or 367 days so you can't cash in on the warranty.....

    Still longer than flowers tho!
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I bought 2 bouquets of carnations from Walmart. Those suckers survived for nearly 3 weeks. I was like holy crap at their will to live!
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    on the real whats on my mind:

    my friends are flying in this weekend: a rich kid from Miami because he wants to hang out, a rich kid from VA who owns a medical distribution company, and 1 special agent from the UK. its going to be a legendary weekend.

    sometimes I feel extremely poor compared to my friends. I know I know, never compare yourself to others, but its hard to hang out with them when they go " hey lets go grab a 400$ wangyu steak tonight " and I have to say no thanks cause broke.

    Wha?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Im hungry :(
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    Standards. And how nobody has them anymore, so you end up looking like the irrational one... simply for having.. standards!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
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    Rut roh, whats wrong?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Im hungry :(

    U rang?

    :* what ya got for me ;)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
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    Rut roh, whats wrong?

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I hereby give up the easy jokes. No more low hanging fruit for me. I have matured
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Im hungry :(

    U rang?

    :* what ya got for me ;)

    I has ice cream sandwich

    Deal.. I haven't had one in years, atm my stomach thinks my throat is cut.
    I could eat a horse and chase the rider .. Im famished. Idk why.. :(
  • 81Katz
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  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    @Will_Workout_for_food ... I'm going to place a bulk Instacart order on Friday when my godson arrives. That way I can order from Aldi, Costco and Walmart (pork rinds).

    Your friends popping over for a visit sounds fun. Your crew sounds a lot like my brother's, only switch up the UK agent for an American Special Agent . Lol
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    Breasteses
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    2VORNT2V wrote: »
    Breasteses

    See the shirts off thread, look for magnus

    Literally the chicken kind tho, that’s dinner tomorrow night
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    Every time I nap with my cats, this is what waking up is like.


  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    @magnussg67 holy smokes :D:p
  • saymyname2
    saymyname2 Posts: 842 Member
    Home spa day with my girl! Tomorrow is her last exam and prom, I'm feeling very old and very proud!


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  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    Coffee. Coffee usually gives me a few minutes of happiness in the morning. I had to switch to K cups though and it taste like burnt Christmas trees.
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    edited June 2018
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers, Who Are Just Regular Brothers, Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things, The Movie.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    2VORNT2V wrote: »
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers, Who Are Just Regular Brothers, Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things, The Movie.

    TL;DR
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I hereby give up the easy jokes. No more low hanging fruit for me. I have matured

    But.... But...

    That really rubs me the wrong way.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    2VORNT2V wrote: »
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

    700 pounds.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    saymyname2 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    saymyname2 wrote: »
    BZAH10 wrote: »
    saymyname2 wrote: »
    Time for my nightly 3-4 hour walk! wonder what the night holds for me

    Wow! 3 - 4 hours? How much distance do you cover? Do you have trails or paths to walk? Curious because I try to walk 2 hours most days and sometimes it's hard to find new routes that are safe. We do have trails and paths here so I explore a lot but have to be careful as I'm by myself.

    I carry a knife and im not too worried as im not very kidnapable lol

    I walk everywhere all around wherever my feet take me really. I just like to wonder I have met some amazing people and ive seen some great things! I even made a fox friend so I go feed her every night now.

    made me think of this

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    I love my fox friend! I can cuddle her now its amazing!! I want to bring her home with me!

    I was watching a youtube thing about having foxes the other day. Apparently there is a fox rescue where you can adopt them. Sounds like they don't make very good indoor pets, apparently the instinct to burrow is super strong. They had stories of them digging holes in couches and mattresses. But, they seem super friendly if domesticated. Apparently they don't potty train well, and they are more similar to a cat to train than a dog.

    @saymyname2 - for some reason I couldn't stop thinking about this all day yesterday, had to get my husband to find it (he watches this guy's excavation videos, so that's how we came across it)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI3VbMv6tlg
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    @WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers, Who Are Just Regular Brothers, Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things, The Movie.

    Love that one :lol:

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