Is it best to eat your biggest meal at midnight?

jemhh
jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
edited November 13 in Food and Nutrition
Thought I'd wrap up the ongoing series about meal timing so here goes.

Should I eat my biggest meal at midnight since if I eat at 12:00 a.m. I will have all the way until 11:59 p.m. to burn the calories?
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  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    You'll have even more time to burn those calories if you fly through time zones ;-)

    So that's how Santa gets away with eating so many cookies on Christmas Eve.
    It works for him!
  • laur357
    laur357 Posts: 896 Member
    12:07 Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) is the optimal meal time, regardless of your location/time zone. Eat all meals then.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    Start at 11:58 and eat until 12:02. Remember, your body has a clock inside of it which automatically resets at midnight and zeroes everything out, so only half of the calories will count for today. And since you started eating right before midnight, your body won't count half those calories for the next day. Winning!

    :trollface:
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    leajas1 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    But you have to eat every one of those calories after the clock hits 12:00, and before it hits 12:01. You have 60 seconds! GO!!!

    Challenging but doable. Have been practicing with Haagen Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream.
    leajas1 wrote: »
    I don't think we have enough information. Will you be consuming diet soda with this meal?

    Artificial sweeteners made me fat. I only eat clean sweeteners now, like honey. Mmm, bee vomit.

    Now I'm really worried about you. The sugar in honey has been shown to be just as addictive as cocaine. And you can't sleep on cocaine.

    :D:D:D
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    leajas1 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    But you have to eat every one of those calories after the clock hits 12:00, and before it hits 12:01. You have 60 seconds! GO!!!

    Challenging but doable. Have been practicing with Haagen Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream.
    leajas1 wrote: »
    I don't think we have enough information. Will you be consuming diet soda with this meal?

    Artificial sweeteners made me fat. I only eat clean sweeteners now, like honey. Mmm, bee vomit.

    Now I'm really worried about you. The sugar in honey has been shown to be just as addictive as cocaine. And you can't sleep on cocaine.

    :D:D:D

    I tried to find an image of a coke bed and this is all I could get.

    81tbpfRfdhL._SY355_.jpg
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    Start at 11:58 and eat until 12:02. Remember, your body has a clock inside of it which automatically resets at midnight and zeroes everything out, so only half of the calories will count for today. And since you started eating right before midnight, your body won't count half those calories for the next day. Winning!

    :trollface:

    This makes me think of Gremlins for some reason.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    You'll have even more time to burn those calories if you fly through time zones ;-)

    So that's how Santa gets away with eating so many cookies on Christmas Eve.

    Absolutely, but you will need a flying reindeer team. Good luck, OP. You can do it!
  • leajas1
    leajas1 Posts: 823 Member
    kami3006 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    leajas1 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    But you have to eat every one of those calories after the clock hits 12:00, and before it hits 12:01. You have 60 seconds! GO!!!

    Challenging but doable. Have been practicing with Haagen Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream.
    leajas1 wrote: »
    I don't think we have enough information. Will you be consuming diet soda with this meal?

    Artificial sweeteners made me fat. I only eat clean sweeteners now, like honey. Mmm, bee vomit.

    Now I'm really worried about you. The sugar in honey has been shown to be just as addictive as cocaine. And you can't sleep on cocaine.

    :D:D:D

    I tried to find an image of a coke bed and this is all I could get.

    81tbpfRfdhL._SY355_.jpg
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    Start at 11:58 and eat until 12:02. Remember, your body has a clock inside of it which automatically resets at midnight and zeroes everything out, so only half of the calories will count for today. And since you started eating right before midnight, your body won't count half those calories for the next day. Winning!

    :trollface:

    This makes me think of Gremlins for some reason.

    That made me think of this: Coke Cane (I'm all about bad puns today)7fwdtiedblqu.jpg

    Sorry for the big image. :p

    Love it.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Yes. Gremlins burn 3 times as many calories as mogwai.
  • Chef_Barbell
    Chef_Barbell Posts: 6,644 Member
    :laugh:
  • GottaBurnEmAll
    GottaBurnEmAll Posts: 7,722 Member
    It depends. Will you be eating any processed food?
  • leajas1
    leajas1 Posts: 823 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    leajas1 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    But you have to eat every one of those calories after the clock hits 12:00, and before it hits 12:01. You have 60 seconds! GO!!!

    Challenging but doable. Have been practicing with Haagen Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream.
    leajas1 wrote: »
    I don't think we have enough information. Will you be consuming diet soda with this meal?

    Artificial sweeteners made me fat. I only eat clean sweeteners now, like honey. Mmm, bee vomit.

    Now I'm really worried about you. The sugar in honey has been shown to be just as addictive as cocaine. And you can't sleep on cocaine.

    :D:D:D

    I tried to find an image of a coke bed and this is all I could get.

    81tbpfRfdhL._SY355_.jpg
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    Start at 11:58 and eat until 12:02. Remember, your body has a clock inside of it which automatically resets at midnight and zeroes everything out, so only half of the calories will count for today. And since you started eating right before midnight, your body won't count half those calories for the next day. Winning!

    :trollface:

    This makes me think of Gremlins for some reason.

    I bet if you looked up coke den you would have had more interesting search results.
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    Since I'm asleep at midnight most nights, I'd probably end up choking to death if I ate then
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    kami3006 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    leajas1 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    But you have to eat every one of those calories after the clock hits 12:00, and before it hits 12:01. You have 60 seconds! GO!!!

    Challenging but doable. Have been practicing with Haagen Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream.
    leajas1 wrote: »
    I don't think we have enough information. Will you be consuming diet soda with this meal?

    Artificial sweeteners made me fat. I only eat clean sweeteners now, like honey. Mmm, bee vomit.

    Now I'm really worried about you. The sugar in honey has been shown to be just as addictive as cocaine. And you can't sleep on cocaine.

    :D:D:D

    I tried to find an image of a coke bed and this is all I could get.

    81tbpfRfdhL._SY355_.jpg
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    Start at 11:58 and eat until 12:02. Remember, your body has a clock inside of it which automatically resets at midnight and zeroes everything out, so only half of the calories will count for today. And since you started eating right before midnight, your body won't count half those calories for the next day. Winning!

    :trollface:

    This makes me think of Gremlins for some reason.

    That made me think of this: Coke Cane (I'm all about bad puns today)7fwdtiedblqu.jpg

    Sorry for the big image. :p

    It wasn't until I scrolled all the way that I "got it". Totally awesome!
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    malibu927 wrote: »
    Since I'm asleep at midnight most nights, I'd probably end up choking to death if I ate then

    Pshhh. Gee. Learn to sleep eat.
    Or...coke. :P
  • Chef_Barbell
    Chef_Barbell Posts: 6,644 Member
    Since midnight holds the most shade, I would say yes. For maximum fat loss.
  • Troutsy
    Troutsy Posts: 275 Member
    malibu927 wrote: »
    Since I'm asleep at midnight most nights, I'd probably end up choking to death if I ate then

    Aspiration pneumonia is the new diet trend haven't you heard? ;)
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    For me no, cause I'd be in bed and my DW can't stand crumbs in the bed.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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  • kami3006
    kami3006 Posts: 4,979 Member
    Awolturtle wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    Since I'm asleep at midnight most nights, I'd probably end up choking to death if I ate then

    Aspiration pneumonia is the new diet trend haven't you heard? ;)

    The new new trend is Breatharianism. Sorry for all you midnight eaters.
    http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Breatharianism
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    For me no, cause I'd be in bed and my DW can't stand crumbs in the bed.

    Protein shakes leave no crumbs. I'm thinking of retrofitting my now unused CPAP machine with a straw. Add a shake instead of distilled water and, voila, midnight meal.
  • ShammersPink
    ShammersPink Posts: 215 Member
    My pudding, eaten in bed, was banana and ice cream. I failed to eat the bananana seductively, so no post-prandial exercise for me.

    Still, no crumbs, so that's a win.
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    My pudding, eaten in bed, was banana and ice cream. I failed to eat the bananana seductively, so no post-prandial exercise for me.

    Still, no crumbs, so that's a win.

    "Barry say it! "You can eat my pudding!!!"" :D
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