If Guys Got Pregnant

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  • I_Will_Be_The_Swan
    I_Will_Be_The_Swan Posts: 132
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    There would be a whole bunch of cheerleaders with whiney, ex-football player teen boyfriends, complaining about losing their scholarship because they can't play with a beachball full of embryo up in their bellies.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
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    China could abolish it's One-Child policy and replace it with the "You Have Baby! You Have More Baby Right Now!" policy. Aaaand, men might finally shut their pieholes about women being big crybabies while pregnant!
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    Sexist thread is sexist...
  • jaycbadass
    jaycbadass Posts: 325
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    Prenatal pills would come in the form of bacon.
    baby showers would be held at a stripclub/gun range with dirt bikes and midgets
    "Yo my water just broke yo" " aight Get a bucket homie, junior is coming in hot"
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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    Sexist thread is sexist...

    +holy books would be quite different.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    It's too early for this topic. I might be going back to bed soon and don't wanna end up with nightmares.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    More contraception would be used! lol
  • Penny_Harrison
    Penny_Harrison Posts: 45 Member
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    If men had the babies, birthing would be done under general anaesthetic and the law would be one child per family :-)
  • harleygroomer
    harleygroomer Posts: 373 Member
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    If guys had to push a pot roast out of their wang-doodles---there would be NO PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    The earth would be like 10 times more overpopulated cause they are as horny as pucks and their sperms have a shelf life of forever. They'd be eternally pregnant from age 13 to 79. That's a lot of babies.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I would personally like to see the process of how that baby got in there.

    It would look the same from the outside. The difference would be the big moment. Instead of being a squirt it would be a vaccuum motion and our stuff would get sucked into them like a straw.
  • jaycbadass
    jaycbadass Posts: 325
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    I would personally like to see the process of how that baby got in there.

    It would look the same from the outside. The difference would be the big moment. Instead of being a squirt it would be a vaccuum motion and our stuff would get sucked into them like a straw.

    Please lock thread. I just threw up ..blehh
  • mrs_mab
    mrs_mab Posts: 1,024 Member
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    They'd die.
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
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    lot less b!tching would be heard lol

    I wouldn't ever have to have "that fear"
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    It'd be like that B-grade movie, Junior!

    I was thinking of that old film Rabbit Test witih Billy Crystal getting pregnant from her being on top.
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
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    What would life be like if guys were the ones to get pregnant instead?

    Where would the babies come out from? Just something to think about!
  • KristyAnn81
    KristyAnn81 Posts: 128 Member
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    1. Episiotomy would give you automatic disability benefits.

    2. Breast Feeding would be acceptable on a lawn mower, stripped to the waist, wearing a harness with a John Deere logo.

    3. Labor would be called The Ironman Expulsion Event.

    4. Time off work would begin 3 days after conception.

    5. Population would decline by 20% in two years. 50% in 3 years.

    6. There would be a cure for morning sickness.

    7. There would be a 100% sure method of birth control which would not interfere with sensitivity during sexand it would be required by law.

    8. Men would start peeing when they laughed, sneezed, etc., only it wouldn't be considered funny.

    9. Pregnancy urine tests would be replaced with a breathalyzer test,accurate five minutes after conception.

    10. The morning after pill would be sold like aspirin.



    I can't stop laughing at this....:laugh:
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    If men could get pregnant, civilization would end.
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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    I like being the baby maker... would love to have a point of view gun though. :)

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