If Guys Got Pregnant

MelsAuntie

We would be extinct as a species, because despite their general greater strength, it is a fact that men do not have the stamina or the ability to endure as much pain as women .Guys would go through childbirth once, but seldom twice. No man-bashing here, just the truth.

jdm_taco

, it is a fact that men do not have the stamina or the ability to endure as much pain as women .

What do you base that not? I don't know, im curious. I have no doubt that is painful and the entire process of pregnancy is difficult. But, I have sen women cry over smallest crap (guys too).


With that said I have seen the following without men making more than a grimace....

cut finger off with skill saw
severe toe on ladder
knife drop on foot and stand up
nail through hand
1" drill bit go through someone foot
a large hook buried beyond the barb between thumb and index finger and it took several tries to rip out with pliers


I'd say both can be tough and dependent on person.

aakaakaak

I would personally like to see the process of how that baby got in there.

It would look the same from the outside. The difference would be the big moment. Instead of being a squirt it would be a vaccuum motion and our stuff would get sucked into them like a straw.

We'd have had to evolve differently as well. Either we'd have the same size pee hole, giving birth to tiny babies and be marsupials, or we'd develop a 3rd hole, like a woman (maybe a split nut sack?) to give birth from. Or it would not be physically possible. Another option would be to have multiple children and men would die in childbirth because there would be no natural way for them to give birth with the size of babies we have. Eventually, everyone give birth through C-section, but before then all the guys would die in childbirth.

Either our body chemistry would have to be different, including your muscle to fat ratio, or the nutrients sent to the baby would be different.

littlelaura

I would be able to name my child Laura Jr.

larsensue

If guys gave birth Humans would no longer exhist!
if they did manage to get through it and continued to populate the earth there would be no VIAGRA and an actual cure for post pardum depression, stretch marks, weakened bladders because of child birth and alot more understanding between the sexes!

M______

If guys got pregnant you wouldn't be able to move for people

lwagnitz

, it is a fact that men do not have the stamina or the ability to endure as much pain as women .

What do you base that not? I don't know, im curious. I have no doubt that is painful and the entire process of pregnancy is difficult. But, I have sen women cry over smallest crap (guys too).


With that said I have seen the following without men making more than a grimace....

cut finger off with skill saw
severe toe on ladder
knife drop on foot and stand up
nail through hand
1" drill bit go through someone foot
a large hook buried beyond the barb between thumb and index finger and it took several tries to rip out with pliers


I'd say both can be tough and dependent on person.

Big tough men are big and tough. Grr

MelMoly

I don't know about you...but I can barely stand my husband with a cold...him having a baby would be a nightmare!

MelMoly

I would be able to name my child Laura Jr.

:laugh: :laugh:

LauraMacNCheese

_Timmeh_

There would be an abortion clinic on every street corner right between the doughnut shop and dry cleaner.

m76b

guys will be like....

britzzie

They'd be debating over who's stretch marks were cooler.

"No way, man! See how this one looks like a snake!"

SmartAlec03211988

Where the heck would the baby be delivered from?

wswilliams67

Lots and lots of very tall and skinny people....

tomg33

It would be fantastic for gays. Homosexual marriage would be legalised immediately and there would be ALL KINDDZZZ of surrogate gay dudes bopping around the place.

It would be terrible for women because a big part of their value would now be spread about. Similarly, if women could inseminate eachother it would be totally change the "dating game" and society as we know it

nytius

I don't know about you...but I can barely stand my husband with a cold...him having a baby would be a nightmare!

^This^

lizzzylou

, it is a fact that men do not have the stamina or the ability to endure as much pain as women .

What do you base that not? I don't know, im curious. I have no doubt that is painful and the entire process of pregnancy is difficult. But, I have sen women cry over smallest crap (guys too).


With that said I have seen the following without men making more than a grimace....

cut finger off with skill saw
severe toe on ladder
knife drop on foot and stand up
nail through hand
1" drill bit go through someone foot
a large hook buried beyond the barb between thumb and index finger and it took several tries to rip out with pliers


I'd say both can be tough and dependent on person.

I've...
nailed my hand to the floor with an air nailer
ripped my thumbnail off on a 2x4
broken multiple toes while in flip flops around my horses
face planted the pavement while riding downhill on my bike when the barrings locked up
fallen from a tractor bucket and have a 50 gal drum land on my arm and break it
have been in need of stiches mutliple times from cuts
dislocated my knee playing basketball with guys (and girls)
and other accident prone things
....what's your point?

ETA: I now see your point in the last sentence....my bad :drinker:

tomg33

That's a good woman ^

JenAndSome

I don't know about you...but I can barely stand my husband with a cold...him having a baby would be a nightmare!

This is exactly right. It would be horrible.