If Guys Got Pregnant

MexicanOsmosis

I'm just going to put these right here with regards to the claims of women handling pain better:

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=51160 (How Men & Women Handle Pain)

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=97662&page=1 (Studies Suggest Men Handle Pain Better)

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/07/050705004113.htm (Women Feel More Pain Than Men, Research Shows)

http://news.psu.edu/story/141291/2008/11/10/research/probing-question-do-women-have-higher-pain-threshold-men (Probing Question: Do women have a higher pain threshold than men?)

http://healthyliving.msn.com/health-wellness/do-women-have-a-higher-pain-threshold-1 (Do Women Have a Higher Pain Threshold?)

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=women-feel-pain-more-intensely (Women Feel Pain More Intensely Than Men Do)

But that's just research. We can't go believing everything we read.

DopeItUp

We wouldn't have any need for the female gender anymore?

BoomstickChick

then it would have been my husband getting out of bed 18,000 times a night to pee and me snuggled up and able to be comfortable in any position.

I hear that one! Not to mention dealing with the pains and discomforts of pregnancy. I dunno. I'd rather deal with it all myself. I wouldn't want to listen to him ***** and moan all the time.

LauraMacNCheese

We wouldn't have any need for the female gender anymore?

joe_madre

...then we would have vag!na's, uterus's, large breasts, Fallopian tubes, hairy legs, armpit hair and beards.

tomg33

We wouldn't have any need for the female gender anymore?

Gay friends proclaim, in detail, when they're pinging... It's not exactly a "pain" :O

nytius

We wouldn't have any need for the female gender anymore?

Yeah all those 13 yr old "men" are dreaming about procreation in the early mornings. Without her uterus capabilities...surely a woman loses all appeal...

Look at the uterus on her!...



And this woman surely...is no good without making a baby...

FearAnLoathingJ

There would be an abortion clinic on every street corner right between the doughnut shop and dry cleaner.

And they would be drive through clinics

tomg33

I'd probably have a young Jennifer Aniston's baby, I don't care if that's wrong

joe_madre

There would be an abortion clinic on every street corner right between the doughnut shop and dry cleaner.

And they would be drive through clinics

Screw that, there would be safe to use do-it-yourself kits.

And they would sell them in informercials.

ldrosophila

*perspective of pregnant moody woman

I'm so glad only female mammals can have a baby. Theres something so special though that a man will never know. They may control countries, command armies, or be the CEO of some powerful company but they will never get to experience what it's like to grow and nurture life. Not know how it feels to be so deeply bounded to your child to know that their whole life is dependent on your life from conception to weaning. He'll never know how it feels to suckle a baby so close to his heart and the center of his soul.

I am nothing but feminine now...the definition of our earth. I can grow life. I've never felt more feminine or with more purpose than I do now. A man will never get to experience that.

I'm sure if men could get pregnant they would treat it with as much sacredness as the Jews treat circumcision or some tribes treat the ritualistic rite of manhood. In fact, I would argue that it would hold more sacredness than anything man has accomplished.

britttttx3

That would look reaaallly funny.

Jersey_Devil

JenAndSome

We wouldn't have any need for the female gender anymore?

Gee, thanks.

JenAndSome

That is....disturbing.

lisamarie1780

What would life be like if guys were the ones to get pregnant instead?

... then the human race would have died out long ago .... :yawn:

jacobschwarz

This is the same as asking what a woman will feel if she got kicked in the balls.

SoDamnHungry

It'd be like the movie Junior. With Aaaahhnold.

Jersey_Devil

That is....disturbing.

Disturbing? Only a woman would say that! Childbirth is beautiful! Look at that precious bundle of joy!

SoDamnHungry

Ha ha, yes!

Marcia661

We wouldn't be here lol. End to humanity

JenAndSome

That is....disturbing.

Disturbing? Only a woman would say that! Childbirth is beautiful! Look at that precious bundle of joy!

The bundle of joy looks cold. They should have already had the baby wrapped in a blanket. lol.

The funny thing about this picture is that the nurse (possibly supposed to be the mom) is holding the baby and looking at it lovingly while the dad who is supposed to have just given birth appears to be passed out. As soon as my kids were born they were placed in my arms and I was the one looking at them lovingly. Does this indicate the difference between men and women?

Jersey_Devil

That is....disturbing.

Disturbing? Only a woman would say that! Childbirth is beautiful! Look at that precious bundle of joy!

The bundle of joy looks cold. They should have already had the baby wrapped in a blanket. lol.

The funny thing about this picture is that the nurse (possibly supposed to be the mom) is holding the baby and looking at it lovingly while the dad who is supposed to have just given birth appears to be passed out. As soon as my kids were born they were placed in my arms and I was the one looking at them lovingly. Does this indicate the difference between men and women?

lol you had a bigger "exit" to work with .. give the guy a break!

wolverine66

pathetic men, ammirite?

tinak33

hahahahaha
This thread cracks me up....:laugh:

crimsoncat

Prenatal pills would come in the form of bacon.

I'm picturing this now. "Prenatal Vitamins: Now in Cool Ranch Flavor".

pamperedlinny

Prenatal pills would come in the form of bacon.

I'm picturing this now. "Prenatal Vitamins: Now in Cool Ranch Flavor".

Could we just work on that now? Prenatals are just yuck.

JenAndSome

That is....disturbing.

Disturbing? Only a woman would say that! Childbirth is beautiful! Look at that precious bundle of joy!

The bundle of joy looks cold. They should have already had the baby wrapped in a blanket. lol.

The funny thing about this picture is that the nurse (possibly supposed to be the mom) is holding the baby and looking at it lovingly while the dad who is supposed to have just given birth appears to be passed out. As soon as my kids were born they were placed in my arms and I was the one looking at them lovingly. Does this indicate the difference between men and women?

lol you had a bigger "exit" to work with .. give the guy a break!

My boyfriend always jokes that his son is his butt baby since the mom is not very involved, lol. Does that even the score a little?

CaptainHNNNGGG

That feel when you don't know who the mother is.