Urinal etiquette

Coltsman4ever
Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
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OK... so I'm standing at the urinal in the restroom at work. I'm the only person in the restroom at this time. There are 3 urinals. I'm at the end. Another guy walks in and stands at the urinal right next to me. WRONG! If there's 2 urinals free, take the one furthest away. It's just weird to me when someone comes and stands that close to me to pee when they don't need to.
Then he made his second mistake when he finished (he started after me and finished before me). He turned toward me to exit his urinal. You always turn away from the other occupants if possible. Aren't these like part of the official "Man Laws" or something?
The only thing he could have done to make this more uncomfortable for me would have been if he was one of these guys that rips a big nasty fart while he's peeing. Thankfully he didn't do that. I would have probably kicked him right in the *kitten*.
And for God's sake, wash your nasty hands when you're done!

Is it just me?
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  • toughmudderMN
    toughmudderMN Posts: 129 Member
    100% true. These are the unwritten man laws that need to be obeyed. It happens all the time at my office.
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.
  • toughmudderMN
    toughmudderMN Posts: 129 Member
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?
  • 257_Lag
    257_Lag Posts: 1,249 Member
    I think our genetics are falling apart as a species. Men used to be born with these natural instincts.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    What a jerk. Guys are always rude and turning towards me when I use the urinal.
  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
    ...this must be how all the guys feel when reading all of the "WHY AM I SO HUNGRY ON MY TIME OF THE MONTH?!?!" threads....

    Wait...what._confused.gif
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    WRONG! If there's 2 urinals free, take the one furthest away. It's just weird to me when someone comes and stands that close to me to pee when they don't need to.

    I was told by a guy in high school that you doubled up. Like two guys to one urinal? That's not the rule?***


    ***Disclaimer: this post was intended as sarcasm. I am sleep-deprived and I am not sure if that's how it comes off. Carry on.
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?

    You wash after #1? lol
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?

    I'd rather people had a basic standard of hygiene. But they can stand at the next urinal or at the other end of the room, I'm entirely indifferent. And they can turn away in whichever direction they so choose. It has approximately no effect on anything, and is consequently inconsequential.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    There's a very clear diagram that covers urinal etiquette, which I believe was attached to "the official rules of manhood" that were provided to me when my man card was issued. The rules may have been revised since that time but I didn't get the update. If anyone still has their diagram, it would be appreciated if you would be so kind as to post it here.
  • MyJourney1960
    MyJourney1960 Posts: 1,133 Member
    ...this must be how all the guys feel when reading all of the "WHY AM I SO HUNGRY ON MY TIME OF THE MONTH?!?!" threads....

    Wait...what._confused.gif
    yup!
  • GGDaddy
    GGDaddy Posts: 289 Member
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?

    You wash after #1? lol

    You don't? :noway:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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  • cleotherio
    cleotherio Posts: 712 Member
    I can't wait to get my man card. Oh, I guess I should mention I'm lifting weights. I've heard that makes you mannish.
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
    What a jerk. Guys are always rude and turning towards me when I use the urinal.

    bhahahahaaaa
  • OllyReeves
    OllyReeves Posts: 579 Member
    I honestly couldn't care less. It's having a pee, what does it matter? I've seen men stand and wait because they don't want to stand between two other guys.

    I really don't understand what's wrong with people. There is so much else to worry about....
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    I always look when at the urinal. :wink:
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    u don't?

    my dong is much cleaner than the day that restroom was finished being constructed, let alone after being used continuously. Never
    Always after #2 and sometimes after #1 when woman is over.
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    Well, this thread explains why men don't go to the restroom in groups like women.
  • LarryDUk
    LarryDUk Posts: 279 Member
    I usually walk in, pull my pants around my ankles, pee, fart loud, pull up half stream, slap the guy next to me on the *kitten* and leave.
  • GGDaddy
    GGDaddy Posts: 289 Member
    u don't

    my dong is much cleaner than the day that restroom was finished being constructed, let alone after being used continuously. Never

    So you think/say...

    I'm quite glad that that there is a virtual zero possiblility that we will ever shake hands.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?

    You wash after #1? lol


    Ewww!! Everyone should wash after being in a public restroom, no excuses!
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Personally I have a hard time caring what other dudes do in the bathroom.
  • farmer50340
    farmer50340 Posts: 28 Member
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    This needs to be posted in the men's room at my office.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    u don't

    my dong is much cleaner than the day that restroom was finished being constructed, let alone after being used continuously. Never

    So you think/say...

    I'm quite glad that that there is a virtual zero possiblility that we will ever shake hands.

    lol
    I'm sure you come in contact with A LOT worse things every day/all day
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    OK... so I'm standing at the urinal in the restroom at work. I'm the only person in the restroom at this time. There are 3 urinals. I'm at the end. Another guy walks in and stands at the urinal right next to me. WRONG! If there's 2 urinals free, take the one furthest away. It's just weird to me when someone comes and stands that close to me to pee when they don't need to.
    Then he made his second mistake when he finished (he started after me and finished before me). He turned toward me to exit his urinal. You always turn away from the other occupants if possible. Aren't these like part of the official "Man Laws" or something?
    The only thing he could have done to make this more uncomfortable for me would have been if he was one of these guys that rips a big nasty fart while he's peeing. Thankfully he didn't do that. I would have probably kicked him right in the *kitten*.
    And for God's sake, wash your nasty hands when you're done!

    Is it just me?
    Actually if he peed in the same urinal that you were already pissing in then you could have gotten rid of all the pee with the same flush. That would help us conserve what which is good for the environment.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    OK... so I'm standing at the urinal in the restroom at work. I'm the only person in the restroom at this time. There are 3 urinals. I'm at the end. Another guy walks in and stands at the urinal right next to me. WRONG! If there's 2 urinals free, take the one furthest away. It's just weird to me when someone comes and stands that close to me to pee when they don't need to.
    Then he made his second mistake when he finished (he started after me and finished before me). He turned toward me to exit his urinal. You always turn away from the other occupants if possible. Aren't these like part of the official "Man Laws" or something?
    The only thing he could have done to make this more uncomfortable for me would have been if he was one of these guys that rips a big nasty fart while he's peeing. Thankfully he didn't do that. I would have probably kicked him right in the *kitten*.
    And for God's sake, wash your nasty hands when you're done!

    Is it just me?
    Actually if he peed in the same urinal that you were already pissing in then you could have gotten rid of all the pee with the same flush. That would help us conserve what which is good for the environment.

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  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
    You may religiously wash your hands afterwards 1,000 times, but skip just once and get caught, and you are forever the dirty guy that doesn't wash his hands in the bathroom! Its not a great professional image...
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?

    You wash after #1? lol


    Ewww!! Everyone should wash after being in a public restroom, no excuses!

    I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom!

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