Urinal etiquette

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  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    I honestly couldn't care less. It's having a pee, what does it matter? I've seen men stand and wait because they don't want to stand between two other guys.

    I really don't understand what's wrong with people. There is so much else to worry about....

    this is for me to. i feel more uncomfortable with the talkers or peeker. like leave me alone i'm not there to make friends and yes i alwash wash my hands
  • dylan104373
    dylan104373 Posts: 55 Member
    There are certain cardinal rules of the men's room that every man should follow. You already mentioned a few, but to add some others: 1. Don't ever make eye contact while at the urinal. The only place your eyes should be looking are straight ahead at the tile job on the wall in front of you. 2. Don't ever start up a conversation in the bathroom unless it is at the sink. 3. And as always, if you shake it more than three times, you're playing with yourself haha
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    u don't

    my dong is much cleaner than the day that restroom was finished being constructed, let alone after being used continuously. Never

    So you think/say...

    I'm quite glad that that there is a virtual zero possiblility that we will ever shake hands.


    I feel the same
  • ElBence
    ElBence Posts: 291 Member
    I won't post the actual images because they are both part of two very informative and comprehensive bathroom etiquette articles, but read these links. If you don't use proper bathroom etiquette, then these will help improve your life. If you do, these will help you burn some serious calories from laughing.

    http://www.cracked.com/funny-4928-public-restrooms/

    http://guycodes.net/gallery/10-commandments-of-using-the-mens-restroom/10-respect-the-buffer-zone
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    www.brocode.org/a-quick-guide-to-urinal-etiquette/‎
  • BobMcCloskey
    BobMcCloskey Posts: 117
    One day at the Pentagon, in Washington DC, an Air Force Colonel and a Marine Colonel were in the bathroom at the same time, peeing. When the Marine finished, he shook himself off with three forceful shakes, zipped himself up, and proceed to the sink where he began to meticulously wash his hands. The Air Force Colonel finished his business while the Marine Colonel was still washing his hands, zipped himself up, and proceeded to head straight to the door.

    The Marine Colonel stopped him short by saying "You Sir, are a disgrace to your uniform! How dare you not even consider washing your hands after peeing? What the hell do they teach you wimps in the Air Force anyhow?" To which the Air Force Colonel replied, "Well Sir, for one thing, they teach us not to pee on our hands when urinating!":laugh:
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    u don't

    my dong is much cleaner than the day that restroom was finished being constructed, let alone after being used continuously. Never

    So you think/say...

    I'm quite glad that that there is a virtual zero possiblility that we will ever shake hands.

    Agreed, wash your hands, its basic hygiene.How would you feel if a person preparing your food felt the same way?
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    u don't?

    my dong is much cleaner than the day that restroom was finished being constructed, let alone after being used continuously. Never
    Always after #2 and sometimes after #1 when woman is over.

    You must touch the door?? Gross. And a dong you just shook pee off of isn't all that clean.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    u don't

    my dong is much cleaner than the day that restroom was finished being constructed, let alone after being used continuously. Never

    So you think/say...

    I'm quite glad that that there is a virtual zero possiblility that we will ever shake hands.

    Agreed, wash your hands, its basic hygiene.How would you feel if a person preparing your food felt the same way?

    You don't think it happens?
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    u don't?

    my dong is much cleaner than the day that restroom was finished being constructed, let alone after being used continuously. Never
    Always after #2 and sometimes after #1 when woman is over.

    You must touch the door?? Gross. And a dong you just shook pee off of isn't all that clean.

    You don't touch the door?
    How do you get out??
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I honestly couldn't care less. It's having a pee, what does it matter? I've seen men stand and wait because they don't want to stand between two other guys.

    I really don't understand what's wrong with people. There is so much else to worry about....

    Well that is just dumb. The rules clearly state that you fill in every other until you can't and then you fill in the spaces starting with the open urinal furthest from the door. What do they teach in the public schools these days?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?

    You wash after #1? lol


    Ewww!! Everyone should wash after being in a public restroom, no excuses!

    I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom!

    There are times when my hands have been so filthy from work projects, I wash my hands, piss, and wash my hands again.
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    I don't get piss on my hands. I'm not preparing food, I don't walk around shaking peoples hands. I grab paper towel on exit and grab handle or catch door with foot if open. As a general rule, I'm not scared about germs.

    If you are concerned about germs, wear gloves. Maybe you should read up on how dirty most public places are like shopping carts, hand rails, public computers and so on.
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    I used to have bashful kidneys, but now I don't. So I'll walk right up next to a guy who is already peeing and start right up. If I can make him stop, then I know I've won.

    It's like training... the more you do it, the stronger you get.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I don't get piss on my hands. I'm not preparing food, I don't walk around shaking peoples hands. I grab paper towel on exit and grab handle or catch door with foot if open. As a general rule, I'm not scared about germs.

    If you are concerned about germs, wear gloves. Maybe you should read up on how dirty most public places are like shopping carts, hand rails, public computers and so on.

    I admit that I don't wash my hands after urinating if I am not at work. I must do it at work, because I am dealing with injured folks, wounds, immunocompromised people, etc. Because I have to wash my hands a million times a day, the skin on my hands is dry, cracked, and bleed a lot. The soap kills the good as well as the bad bacteria. I would just rather not do it when I absolutely don't have to in order to minimize the damage to my hands.
  • jaycbadass
    jaycbadass Posts: 325
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?

    You wash after #1? lol

    You don't? :noway:

    in his defense, you dont have to touch it you know. unzip , it sort of hangs out, then use your elbow to flush.
  • auzziecawth66
    auzziecawth66 Posts: 476 Member
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?

    You wash after #1? lol

    You don't? :noway:

    in his defense, you dont have to touch it you know. unzip , it sort of hangs out, then use your elbow to flush.

    How do you put it back in??
  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
    I agree, there's an etiquette to it, an unwritten manly bond.

    One of which, if there are three urinals, and the end ones are both taken, unless in an emergency, you don't use the middle one =)
  • sakuragreenlily
    sakuragreenlily Posts: 334 Member
    urinal-etiquette.png?w=370

    Seems fine...
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
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    I had a high school gym teacher that would depants (see lower right) stand at the stall next to you and start talking! He would also hit up the crapper sometimes (no doors in the locker room) and strike up conversations here at well -.-
  • jaycbadass
    jaycbadass Posts: 325
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?

    You wash after #1? lol

    You don't? :noway:

    in his defense, you dont have to touch it you know. unzip , it sort of hangs out, then use your elbow to flush.

    How do you put it back in??
    Skill bro , pure skill,
  • auzziecawth66
    auzziecawth66 Posts: 476 Member
    I don't have a small penis. I don't care what others do in public restroom. Its in and out for me.

    You mean that the lack of handwashing doesn't bother you?

    You wash after #1? lol

    You don't? :noway:

    in his defense, you dont have to touch it you know. unzip , it sort of hangs out, then use your elbow to flush.

    How do you put it back in??
    Skill bro , pure skill,

    Lmao. Must be pretty dang talented yo!!

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