Worst pick up lines

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  • quirozj1976
    quirozj1976 Posts: 206 Member
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    Hey what's up, sooo you gonna give me them digits. That's a classic worst pick up line
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    right girl, right place, wrong time..

    .... if you only knew
  • Southern_Fit_Guy
    Southern_Fit_Guy Posts: 122 Member
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    Hey, wanna get a pizza and f@*k.
    Her- um, no!
    What's the matter? Don't like pizza?
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
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    I once told a girl that I couldn't afford her. Before she kicked me in the pebbles, I said, "I meant that I think you should have the best things in life that money can buy."
    She fell for it!!
    Think she was not the brightest
    Probably poor eyesight too
  • TrailRunn3r82
    TrailRunn3r82 Posts: 126 Member
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    "Wow. You look gorgeous. You should buy me a drink."

    It works; depending on the situation and content spoken afterwards.
  • TrailRunn3r82
    TrailRunn3r82 Posts: 126 Member
    edited December 2016
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    she wrote her name with a heart below in the bill.

    Lucky. I always get a 7 digit number written on my tab. I think it's some sort of raffle. I have never won though :disappointed:
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    My wife and I went to Chip's pancake once.... we go there many times and the waitress came on to me like crazy that it made me uncomfortable and would even touch my shoulder while refilling coffee.... and as the last shot she wrote her name with a heart below in the bill.

    Poor cutaway :'(

    She wanted a good tip

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  • arachelm5
    arachelm5 Posts: 14 Member
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    I have to admit I've never heard any of these pick up lines! But personally I would probably have punched then in the eye or something or told them off.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    I was told by someone who sidled up "I'm in sales I have lots of free time during the day"
  • UltraTacks
    UltraTacks Posts: 230 Member
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    My buddy's favorite.....You are like a championship bass I don't know if I should eat you or mount you
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    A fellow Marine once used this line, "Howz about I stick my mug in your muff." Dated her for about 5 months after that.

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