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Worst pick up lines

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edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard or used lol?

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  • Posts: 19,264 Member
    Guy in a nightclub on the Gold Coast: "Hey baby, how 'bout you wrap your legs around my head, and I'll wear you like a feed-bag"
  • Posts: 480 Member
    I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
  • Posts: 1,625 Member
    I can honestly say I've never used a pick up line, I'm also terrible at flirting, there might be a correlation lol.
  • Posts: 96 Member
    Me: you remind me of Madussa
    Her: Is that so?
    Me: Yeah, whenever I look into your eyes, I turn rock hard
  • Posts: 265 Member
    Him: do you like flat noses
    Me: * acts baffled and has weird look on face*
    Him: you should, we can get in deeper with our tongues.
  • Posts: 8,423 Member
    Him: You remind me of my mother.


  • Posts: 499 Member
    A woman: Switch teams babe...our sports don't use a bat and balls.

    A man: How do you sign "Let's *kitten*?"
    (I was a sign language interpreter at a conference at the time and he was whispering to me during the meeting. What he didnt know was we sign EVERYTHING we hear -thats the rules- so the table of deaf people went full on offended, stopped the meeting to complain and demand an apology. It was PRICLESS)
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    Q: "You know what would look good on your ears?
    A: Your ankles!
  • Posts: 136 Member
    Him: Do you like this shirt? It's my only nice one.
  • Posts: 2,018 Member
    FitnessGirl11mfp wrote: »
    What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard or used lol?

    One of my best friends is like the king of terrible pick up lines. He just had a bunch of holiday ones and I was dying.

    "The Grinch's heart isn't the only thing that can grow three times it's size"
    "I want an angel by the tree and a ho-ho-ho in the sheets"
  • Posts: 37,368 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    wanna mfp date and post selfies of ourselves all over the forum?

    But it's real!!!!! Why must you hate?
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    Call me pirate, cause I'm about to plunder that booty.
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    I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    Pickup attempts happen online nowadays:
    So more like:
    Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?


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  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    All bad pick up lines start with "Hey baby". Me and a friend would try to come up with the worst ones we could think of.
  • Posts: 206 Member
    Hey what's up, sooo you gonna give me them digits. That's a classic worst pick up line
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    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    right girl, right place, wrong time..

    .... if you only knew
  • Posts: 122 Member
    Hey, wanna get a pizza and f@*k.
    Her- um, no!
    What's the matter? Don't like pizza?
  • Posts: 514 Member
    I once told a girl that I couldn't afford her. Before she kicked me in the pebbles, I said, "I meant that I think you should have the best things in life that money can buy."
    She fell for it!!
    Think she was not the brightest
    Probably poor eyesight too
  • Posts: 126 Member
    "Wow. You look gorgeous. You should buy me a drink."

    It works; depending on the situation and content spoken afterwards.
  • Posts: 126 Member
    edited December 2016
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    she wrote her name with a heart below in the bill.

    Lucky. I always get a 7 digit number written on my tab. I think it's some sort of raffle. I have never won though :disappointed:
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    _unsteady_ wrote: »
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    She wanted a good tip

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  • Posts: 14 Member
    I have to admit I've never heard any of these pick up lines! But personally I would probably have punched then in the eye or something or told them off.
  • Posts: 37,368 Member
    I was told by someone who sidled up "I'm in sales I have lots of free time during the day"
  • Posts: 230 Member
    My buddy's favorite.....You are like a championship bass I don't know if I should eat you or mount you
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