It is mean to call people mean

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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Now I want a donut.

    How would this be any different than any other day?

    PEOPLE ON MFP ARE SABOTAGING ME!
  • Thokiz
    Thokiz Posts: 55 Member
    After it's died down a bit, offer again. Just make sure it's cream filled...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Hoss...I know we said you needed to change...

    what we meant was you needed to lose a few pounds (which you have done)


    not turn into a woman (which it appears you have also done)

    sometimes the journey takes you TOO far.....



    doooooon't stoooop believin..........
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    Again... I live in Georgia and was offered no donuts!?! :angry:
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    You know Hoss... I don't live 2.5 hours away... maybe 40 minutes at best....

    Why was I not offered donuts???? :grumble:

    Let's meet half way- perhaps he'll bring doughnuts if it's two awesome people for the price of one. Just note- I don't share doughnuts, but you could have some of the cold coffee. I'm a good friend like that.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    AND ME

    I want you to bring me donuts too. But not coffee, because I'm British and I don't like coffee. I like tea. That's Earl grey tea, no milk, no sugar.

    I don't care that I live in Bahrain. Concorde can fly at the speed of sound, so it won't take you that long to get here.
  • jdhosier
    jdhosier Posts: 315 Member
    Hey, Hoss.... Maybe you can find out if Dunkin' Delivers?!?
  • LarryDUk
    LarryDUk Posts: 279 Member
    This whole thread is mean. I wasn't even thinking about doughnuts. I was thinking about pizza, now I want a doughnut pizza. I expect you to create this and bring it to me in London, NOW. It better be warm as well.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Hoss, who is that Oompa Loompa in your avatar? He looks like he'd deliver a donut and a coffee.
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    It's a young Thom Yorke!
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    Hey, Hoss.... Maybe you can find out if Dunkin' Delivers?!?


    THIS.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    So a friend of mine, we will call her Mel <cough>, on here asked me to run over with coffee and doughnuts this morning.

    It seems a reasonable request until I realized that she lives several hours away and was just teasing. Or so I thought.

    After pretending to softly side step the issue, I find that she HAS CALLED ME OUT ON HER FEED AS BEING MEAN!

    Now, I have a compelling need for all around me to love me unconditionally. I have been crying all morning, as there are now strangers on her Friend List that might actually believe that I would be so cruel as to not bring coffee and doughnuts if possible.

    I would do anything for my friends. Everyone must know this or it makes me sad. It isn't fair for her to put me on the spot like that and give total strangers the wrong impression of me. This place can be so cruel.

    It's ok. You're pretty!
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
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    Yes. This.
  • You're mean. Your face is mean. I hope you die in a fire.
    WTF is wrong with you???!!! Are you inbred??? That is horrible to say to someone that you don't even know.
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    I would call you mean if you didn't bring ME coffee and doughnuts after offering too. How soon can you make it up to NYC with that coffee?

    When you're in NYC I'd call you the nicest person ever if you bring me a large coffee, half and half, no sugar. No donut, I'm low carb, so a slab of cow, pig or fish would be awesome.We could even be beasties for the day. Until then you're dead to me.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    You're mean. Your face is mean. I hope you die in a fire.
    WTF is wrong with you???!!! Are you inbred??? That is horrible to say to someone that you don't even know.

    Well, that was a sweet and polite way to handle things.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    So a friend of mine, we will call her Mel <cough>, on here asked me to run over with coffee and doughnuts this morning.

    It seems a reasonable request until I realized that she lives several hours away and was just teasing. Or so I thought.

    After pretending to softly side step the issue, I find that she HAS CALLED ME OUT ON HER FEED AS BEING MEAN!

    Now, I have a compelling need for all around me to love me unconditionally. I have been crying all morning, as there are now strangers on her Friend List that might actually believe that I would be so cruel as to not bring coffee and doughnuts if possible.

    I would do anything for my friends. Everyone must know this or it makes me sad. It isn't fair for her to put me on the spot like that and give total strangers the wrong impression of me. This place can be so cruel.

    OP, you seem a bit nekkidd for this site (based on your avatar). perhaps you should try adultfriendfinder dot com.

    :noway:
  • ImNotThatBob
    ImNotThatBob Posts: 371 Member
    Dump her for SoVi. You know you want to!
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    The moral of this story? When someone asks you to bring them doughnuts, YOU BRING THEM DOUGHNUTS!! Not bringing someone doughnuts when they ask you too is very very mean!! I'm in South Africa and I'd fly right across the Atlantic with those doughnuts!!