I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Taking him to the ER to have some objects removed

bruby28

Loving mustaches even more

66ray66

Growing a bigger mustache

liftorgohome

Became friend with benefits

bruby28

Getting my sweat on

liftorgohome

Bumping uglies over and over again

LonniJay

Wondering why he calls fists uglies

RoseGold1992

Learning how to paint a canvas

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LonniJay

Finding my muse

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LonniJay

Finding a moose in the fridge

NLP6618

Me locked in the basement.

LonniJay

Doing kinky things in a basement

tcunbeliever

tied up and spanked in a basement...and delighted to be there

66ray66

Was I in the basement

66ray66

LonniJay wrote: »

Doing kinky things in a basement

I miss all the fun,

66ray66

LonniJay wrote: »

Doing kinky things in a basement

Does the basement have a window?

LonniJay

Bathing in their desperation

RoseGold1992

Not on penny's boat

Countryboy_83

Realizing it was all a dream

66ray66

I gotta find a better movie to be in...I'm always getting killed, buried or drowned

Jonesingmucho

Waiting for bail after we stopped to help a stranded motorist who convinced us to go with him to a party that turned out to be not so much a party as an underground fighting ring where @markboone94 defeated all other fighters to win our safe passage only to be arrested when the police raided and thought we were part of the ring.

66ray66

NOT dying after all

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wearing my Sunglasses at night

kendall916

Ended the night laying on the floor with a glass of wine in hand listening to music

66ray66

locked in the basement again

FabulousFantasticFifty

Collecting on Life Insurance (after 7 years of course)

Mr_Healthy_Habits

Embarrassed by my lack of gardening skills

FabulousFantasticFifty

Firing him and hiring a real Gardener ;p