I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

suzreen

Obsessed with him, stalking him day & night, asking him to play Misty for me...

jamesakrobinson

Losing all my gainz... but increasing my endurance to superhuman levels.

AliNouveau

Meeting superman

BreezyPeezy5

Breaking my legs from iceskating

slimgirljo15

Partying harder than ever thought humanly possible

NLP6618

Naked and running thru the sprinklers at the park before we got arrested. Lol

suzreen

Peeing in the sinks of the rich and famous!

pigheaded

Getting arrested being her lookout

rdennisjr

Loving bacon

suzreen

Poking our snouts around where they didn't belong, and solving a mystery, Scooby Doo style!

pigheaded

Demanding more scooby treats

slimgirljo15

Addicted to eating pork

liftorgohome

Like chopped liver

123liveoak

With a drink split all down my shirt and it wasnt an accident

liftorgohome

Having to buy her a new shirt b/c it was an accident

tcunbeliever

entering a wet t-shirt contest

liftorgohome

Wearing a thong suit

AliNouveau

At a mall to get him new clothes

1Wildthang

I was wearing her ex's shoes and she saw me in them.

AliNouveau

Demanding she return my shoes

joemac1988

On a missing persons report.

FunSizedShortyT

In a dark alley afraid and alone

slimgirljo15

Hungover and no idea what happened..

123liveoak

With promises of 2nd date....then nothing...ghosted once again

DSwales11

Turning into 1980's Patrick Swayze

tcunbeliever

calling him Dalton and going to country bars a lot

liftorgohome

with hand marks on my *kitten*

SouthernCurves91

Wore out all of the time

liftorgohome

Broke with no car

suzreen

Stealing a car & robbing a bank to finance the date, after he was left broke with no car by his last date.