I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Catching her kissing everybody and their cousin

Egger29

Waking up in a ice filled motel bathtub Missing a kidney

AliNouveau

Covered in blood.

ryanthegreat314

With breast implants

Mr_Healthy_Habits

Popping his implants

momoftwins985

With an antibiotic resistant strain STD

ryanthegreat314

The cure for her STD

MzIrish

Fist fight at a hockey game with the opposing teams fans

Mr_Healthy_Habits

In a fight with a leprechaun

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always hearing short jokes

finny11122

Wearing a pink t shirt singing lady gaga songs . Moment of weakness on my part

MzIrish

breaking it off because he was always singing lady gaga ... ugh..

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always reminding her I was born this way!

ryanthegreat314

Becoming fabulousfantastictwentyseven

activities1

At a country concert on stage!

slimgirljo15

Passed out after pub crawling

Egger29

Crawling around the floor of a pub

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hunting him down every night at the Pub

Egger29

Getting shot at outside the pub

MzIrish

Protecting him when he got shot at

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ladychris29

Hanging onto a buoy in the middle of the ocean

Egger29

Being clung to in the middle of the ocean

AliNouveau

Laying on a door and never letting go. Well maybe I'll let go

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YosemiteSlamAK

Carrying his baby. Not a real baby, a stuffed giraffe in a diaper wearing a bib. He didn't want to take it through the car wash.

AliNouveau

With a family of stuffed animals he called his children.

CutieGirl79

50 pounds lighter

DWBalboa

Intoxicated but not on booze

DWBalboa

Having the time of a lifetime.