I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Minion_training_program

In the gym at 4AM

Minion_training_program

In the sea swimming with the sharks

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Cardeeoh_Nicole wrote: »

Touring all over Canada bowling in every town.

That would be awesome, i would get you a minion bowling ball

cn0232

In jail.

Reckoner68

Carving my way out of an 800lb turkey

cn0232

Kicked to the curb for not keeping up at the gym.

bigjuicy1234

Living on the beach

happimess01

Running out of sunscreen

mommabear4315

Broke and alone

Reckoner68

Skydiving with a piano for a parachute

mommabear4315

I ended up heartbroken unable to deal with life bc they were my everything but then I drank a margarita and got over it. Bye Felicia.

happimess01

getting the best hugs every morning

slimgirljo15

Pregnant 😳

lx1x

👁️

😳😯

Malnourished.. she made me wait for food she promised

slimgirljo15

lx1x wrote: »

👁️

😳😯

Malnourished.. she made me wait for food she promised

😂
Very very happy 🤗

mommabear4315

Wouldn’t eat the food I made. Savage.

slimgirljo15

mommabear4315 wrote: »

Wouldn’t eat the food I made. Savage.

Wrong thread maybe

Getting beat up by her husband

kendall916

Didn’t see my date

LiftNRiot

Going amish. She won me over

cn0232

In his basement with nothing but a Santa hat on.

slimgirljo15

Running from the law

PopRox90

Heartbroken 😭😭😭

happimess01

bald, with two fake gold teeth and a very long pinky little fingernail

HollieAkala

Being really into bald guys with fake gold teeth. Still can't get used to the long pinky fingernail, though.

LiftNRiot

Feeding the dog

isalsayourface123

Ringing the bell, I tapped out

bigjuicy1234

Naked and covered in honey tied to a tree in the Appalachian mountains

cn0232

Being served breakfast in bed every morning.

happimess01

getting 1 hour back rubs every weekend