I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

OleTroubadour

Writing a lot of sheet(s) music.

slimgirljo15

With a drinking problem.. we were at the tavern a lot

lx1x

Locked up 😬

slimgirljo15

Performing an intervention

abbelina04

Divorced and bitter because she was skinner than me, and she got the house too!

DaaronK

Paying her rent

PaperDoll_

Becoming referred to as a “sugarbaby”

Minion_training_program

FabulousFantasticFifty

Having to tie him up and gag him every night before I left for home.
🤔 Always thought it was kinda weird 🤷

Minion_training_program

Serving her coffee by the fire

slimgirljo15

Very happy 😊

FabulousFantasticFifty

Being dumped for a short yellow man 😢

Ironwoman1111

Wiping off her tears, the whole time!😭💦☔️😑

FabulousFantasticFifty

Eating Ice cream everyday and weighing in at 219lbs 😨

PaperDoll_

Making her mad because I never buy or have ice cream available

slimgirljo15

That^^^ no ice cream allowed thing

FabulousFantasticFifty

Finding out about her Vow for Celibacy 😇

PaperDoll_

Laughing hysterically at her jokes 😂

slimgirljo15

Having her committed.. the hysterical laughter day and night was annoying

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wondering why she laughed hysterically every time I disrobed 😢

lx1x

She Always wears robe while shopping at Walmart.. got banned at walmart

slimgirljo15

Living in a harem

PaperDoll_

Dumping her because she tried to make me run too

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wondering why she'd never run errands for me 😕

Golden_Diamond

Sending her for errands 🛒

FabulousFantasticFifty

Pawning her Golden Diamonds and skipping town! 🖐️
( Serves her right sending me instead of her to run errands) 😠

DWBalboa

Enjoying a nice cup of coffee with her. Or tea if she prefers.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Fighting side by side in the Zombie Apocalypse 😁

Minion_training_program

Getting bitten by a zombie...(she tripped me and ran off)

DWBalboa

Calming her after she freaked out about bananas.