I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

PaperDoll_

Alone in Australia ☹️

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wondering why she moved across the world. ☹️

FabulousFantasticFifty

Getting postcards from all over the place and all alone 😢

PaperDoll_

Bugging her enough until she wished she was left alone. 😁

Humadog21

Meeting this nice lady from wit sec

FabulousFantasticFifty

Going outta my wits every sec of every hour 🤯😝

PaperDoll_

Visiting her in her nice, padded room. 🤗

slimgirljo15

Getting a free slave.. ermm I mean help around the house with the cooking, cleaning etc.

slimgirljo15

Having to teach her that when saying "your majesty" it was to be accompanied by a curtsey

elmusho1989

Blinded by glam!

lx1x

Ears bleeding

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hiding from the Shadow People

Humadog21

Hearing about the shadow people.. we slept with lights on

FabulousFantasticFifty

I've seen that movie 😱
Spending 30-Days of Night
Fending off Vampires

s131951

Fabulous

DWBalboa

Down an empty well putting lotion on my skin three time a day.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Using my last dime to buy him lotion

Ironwoman1111

Going to some very expensive financial therapy for couples💸

FabulousFantasticFifty

Finding out that she was going to couples therapy with someone other than me 😧

lx1x

Need psyche help

slimgirljo15

Dumped out in the desert

FabulousFantasticFifty

Searching Death Valley for my long lost love 🥵
🏜️🌵🦂🐍

Tigg_er

Dragged thru the desert with no water looking for some feller she lost

anna_nintey3

Hanging on to the seat for dear life, dang fast driver

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always pretending it's September

It's ok ... That means I'm always celebrating my Birthday too! 😉

slimgirljo15

Moving to the US

FabulousFantasticFifty

No..... I'm moving to Australia! 😋

Ironwoman1111

🎵Lonely, I am so lonely🥺🎻 🎶🎶

DWBalboa

Howling at the moon, drunk on tequila and high on life.

anna_nintey3

Looking for the 6 pack but never found it