I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

WoodAndCastIron

taking a boat ride on along the great barrier reef

Ironwoman1111

Cooking all our meals on a cast iron wood stove. That’s me in the middle of winter frying some spam.

NVintage

having to eat Spam for breakfast, lunch, and dinner...outside!

CPruneJuice

Being forced to watch old movies continuously 😴

Ironwoman1111

Going on the prune juice diet!😵‍💫

Okillhavecake

Growing tomatoes together 😘

happimess01

stealing that dog

theeldestberry

Dressing him up like a paper doll

CPruneJuice

Fallon for the younger, sweeter berry

sandejones

paying the bill.

NVintage

letting her pay all the bills!

cmsienk

Going to flea markets every weekend

slimgirljo15

Pregnant via turkey baster

Cat0703a

Eating thanksgiving turkey and not being quite able to place what her “secret” ingredient is

slimgirljo15

Cooking Turkey everyday.. she luuurrved my turkey

Ironwoman1111

In a Colombian jail

nossmf

Speaking Spanish with a Columbian accent

happimess01

with a Pablo Escobar shower curtain

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wondering about all the "rust" stains on the shower wall.

Ironwoman1111

Working as the bearded lady in a travelling circus

FabulousFantasticFifty

Buying Neet (or Nair) by the case

Onerom1

Forced to put lotion on my skin in the basement 😆

theeldestberry

Confused

Onerom1

Being the youngest berry

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wearing blue

NVintage

Throwing away all her clothes except for the denim shirts and blue jeans!

Ironwoman1111

Living like it’s 1958

lx1x

Huffing laughing gas

slimgirljo15

Checking him into rehab for his laughing gas addiction

Okillhavecake

Saying rack off instead of *kitten* off 😉