I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

JstTheWayIam

Collection of awesome hats

merrysailor88

with a flat stomach and killer biceps

iTim__

Lost at Forever 21.

slimgirljo15

Using him as a handpuppet

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JeanieWww

packing up and leaving since I don't really care for puppets.

iTim__

Learning that her username is a euphemism for some freaky stuff I'm not into.

JstTheWayIam

Shrinking her shirts in the wash

JeanieWww

borrowing his shirts to replace the ones he shrank he didn't need them anyway lol

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FabulousFantasticFifty

With a man who wears turtle necks to the beach and knickers in the shower

JeanieWww

working out to try to get my legs as nice as hers

LeeMarie392

Ended up handcuffed to a car

JeanieWww

Hiding from the police that handcuffed you

Tigg_er

Not being able to walk ............correctly

FabulousFantasticFifty

Using my savings to buy him a Huvaround

JeanieWww

ROFL omgosh, girl, you're cracking me up tonight!

Carbkiller1970

My pimp said she had better teeth

Tigg_er

I'm just speechless !

JeanieWww

sitting in silence, waiting for him to speak.

Carbkiller1970

The story is just too painful to repeat

FabulousFantasticFifty

Trying to figure out what she's hiding

LeeMarie392

Debating what came first..the chicken or the egg??

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Always On the run

Tigg_er

Picking her up in my Huvaround

FabulousFantasticFifty

Him losing control and crashing us into a Yugo

LeeMarie392

Woke up covered in spaghetti

JstTheWayIam

Carb loading

Carbkiller1970

He binged on carbs behind my back