Best way to be woken up?

Angela937

Without shutting this thread down or putting me in MFP jail...

zorander6

With folger's in your cup................oh wait we aren't doing songs are we?

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salembambi

Letting me sleep till I wake up and then giving me homemade chocolate chip pancakes and a giant glass of chocolate almond milk plus my own can of pure maple syrup

And then

Telling me there is a golden girls marathon on

brandi8484

HAHA, I wake up to this alarm:
https://youtu.be/CX5cu7K4uKI?t=6s

NorthCascades

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cwolfman13

It's best not to wake me up...doesn't matter if it's for fun...I won't be pleased.

RoxieDawn

I can say its not that annoying horn from above...

How about a knock on the door from those sweepstakes people telling me I have won 5,000 a week for life?

lutzsher

Im spoiled, ha ha, my husband wakes me up by putting my coffee on my bedside table every morning, then once I can open my eyes it is usually some horizontal exercise. By far the best wake up ever, part of why we are that annoying lovey dovey couple still after 20 years tho!

Cerealsensei

via a text from my job saying we've closed because of inclement weather

Timshel_

Hummer or being rid'in.

Then espresso and a good breakfast.

More hummer and rid'in.

singingflutelady

By a phone call saying I won the lottery.

robs_ready

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say it....

Just_J_Now

Is this a PG Rated thread? I don't think I can say on here.

jnichel

J_Surita3 wrote: »

Is this a PG Rated thread? I don't thing I can say on here.

We're all thinking it.

Toaster Strudels.

ClubSilencio

The sound of heels clicking from the kitchen and you realize it's Sofia Vergara. You bagged her last night.

cee134

I imagine the only answer is *kittens*

sw33tp3a1

robs_ready

I'll keep it PG, Margot robbie naked

ClubSilencio

The Pillsbury doughboy standing on your belly and telling you in his cute little voice the cookies are ready and warm.

ClubSilencio

Your sugar mama walking out the front door saying she left you a check for a pizza.

sw33tp3a1

ClubSilencio wrote: »

Your sugar mama walking out the front door saying she left you a check for a pizza.

NewlifeinNW

Waking to the smell of coffee and bacon cooking and a bedroom eyes looking at you. Not that ever happens, but I can imagine.

RunHardBeStrong

csbnga wrote: »

Waking to the smell of coffee and bacon cooking and a bedroom eyes looking at you. Not that ever happens, but I can imagine.

I am imagining it right now. Mmmm yep, that would be pretty amazing. Too bad I have no idea when I will get to experience it. I would add french toast to the mix though.

Taryan23

Letting me sleep till I wake up on my own then fixing a nice romantic breakfast

megemrj

Just don't do it!! NEVER a good reaction. Okay...almost never.

Letting me sleep-in gets more brownie points than anything else.

vespiquenn

Cerealsensei wrote: »

via a text from my job saying we've closed because of inclement weather

Amen to this. This happened to me a few weeks ago. Got real annoyed that my husband was texting me at 5:30am while he was at work, or so I thought. Turned out to an automated text for cancelled school due to an ice-day. It was awesome. Way better than anything else.

shadowloss

Breathing, and not having to claw on the lid trying to get out.

futureicon

The smell of bacon cooking..

ClubSilencio

Answering machine..... clinic says your STD test came back negative

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