The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

FabulousFantasticFifty

Unfortunately the Vampire Was Christian and Holy Water had no effect!

slinkybinkydog

Fortunately the vampire was nice enough to make a deal

Lioness_1978

Unfortunately that didn't work. So I just decided to bake a cake

subcounter

Fortunately I am already a vampire, and happen to like cakes, so I sat down for a bite

FabulousFantasticFifty

Unfortunately the cake had Garlic icing which Vampires are allergic to.

Lioness_1978

Unfortunately the cake was filled with silver flecks and you died

slinkybinkydog

Unfortunately he didn't save me a piece

subcounter

Fortunately, I was sitting for a bite of you, instead of the cake (as in vampire way haha sounds weird, once I re-read it)

FabulousFantasticFifty

Fortunately silver Is only dangerous to Werewolves

Lioness_1978

Unfortunately no one really cares any more about Vampires so ....

subcounter

Fortunately vampires don't care about what their foods think

Lioness_1978

Unfortunately this one should have because when he bit me it turned him into a fairy

CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS

Fortunately all he had to do was fart out the fairy dust to turn back into a vampire HAHA

Lioness_1978

Unfortunately he wasn't the same after that

peanutbuttertuesday

Fortunately he gained a newfound respect and understanding for fairies and their struggle to coexist peacefully with non-fairy persons in an increasingly divided fantasy nation.

CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS

Unfortunately he wanted to run for fairy president but instead he caused an uproar- the rebellion started

Lioness_1978

Fortunately I am a fairy godmother and I bring peace, tranquility and harmony to this situation by granting one wish. He chose to become human midget magistrate

CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS

Unfortunately the human midget magistrate business wasn't so good, so instead he opted for midget go go dancing in fairy pubs around the area

Lioness_1978

Fortunately he was really good at it. In a weird kind of way.

Dreamcrusher16

Fortunately CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS is short enough to go go go dancing in a fairy pub so she went too

CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS

Unfortunately with all the technology people stopped going out so he lost his go go dancing gigs

Lioness_1978

Fortunately he had a back up plan and started riding bulls

CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS

Unfortunately the bull ended up riding him XD

Lioness_1978

Fortunately that story is dead and someone can start something new and more exciting.

zcb94

Unfortunately, I'm out of ideas because my existence is pretty boring.

subcounter

Fortunately, you were wrong, and your existence brought joy to all MFP community here

Free2LiveAgain

fortunately the Wizard of Oz can help us out with that

FabulousFantasticFifty

Unfortunately, we can only visit Oz by braving a Tornado

linddd

Fortunately, I have a bottle of bravery in my backpack to share.

Svanel

Unfortunately, yours truly dropped the aforementioned bottle of bravery and it shattered into a million tiny pieces. so sorry.