The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

FabulousFantasticFifty

Fortunately, the bravery was like dust and scattered through the air and inhaled by those in the vicinity

Dreamcrusher16

Unfortunately I was allergic

FabulousFantasticFifty

Fortunately I keep an epi pen handy for such occasions

Dreamcrusher16

Unfortunately I'm afraid of needles

Svanel

Fortunately, FabulousFantasticFifty was not allergic to bravery, she administered the epi pen regardless of the lack of bravery in one and she valiantly braved the tornado and brought everyone to safety.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Unfortunately, We Were attacked by flying monkeys!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Unfortunately some of them tried to mate with some of us

Lioness_1978

Fortunately I had a spare bottle

Anonymous_fiend

Unfortunately it was empty except for a parchment with a cryptic message written in it

subcounter

Fortunately I am an expert in cryptic messages, so I translate the message, and it looks like its a treasure map!

Dreamcrusher16

Unfortunately X did not mark the spot

Anonymous_fiend

Fortunately x marked a hot springs resort so we weren't too disappointed

Dreamcrusher16

Unfortunately I forgot a swim suit...

subcounter

Fortunately this is a Japanese hot spring, so no need for a swim suit

Anonymous_fiend

Fortunately I've got an extra bikini I can spare

Dreamcrusher16

Unfortunately that is going to scar you forever, but, we did it anyway

karmah2017

Unfortunately I spilled it on the bartender

Lioness_1978

Fortunately I can clean up that mess

FabulousFantasticFifty

Unfortunately I just got back and have no idea what you're talking about

zcb94

Fortunately, I've been following along and can catch you up.

Anonymous_fiend

Unfortunately 5 years went and we're now in a post apocalyptic society

subcounter

Fortunately I have a nuclear fallout shelter with supplies for 35 years. (Bonus pts for guessing the movie )

mellecita

Unfortunately, the shelter can only accommodate three people (sounds like Blast from the Past)

Anonymous_fiend

Fortunately us 3 called dibs

mellecita

Unfortunately the shelter is only stocked with men's clothing

subcounter

Unfortunately 35 years has passed, we have to get out of the shelter now. I unlock the door...

Anonymous_fiend

Fortunately earth survived by being an exhibit in an alien solar system.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Unfortunately, we humans are the Aliens' main source of food.

subcounter

Fortunately I have stocked some weapons, and we didn't kill each other with them in the 35 year surprisingly.
We look over to our stocks: