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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I'll stick to my magic panties

    Only if I kiss your neck.
    Then for sure.

    Do you vant to suck my blood?
    Like are you a vampire?
    For real
  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
    1. I don't know why you would want to take a perfectly good thread and throw in studies of dubious value so you can turn it into a parenting debate
    2. I hope you're not shocked that calling people idiots after implying they're doing it wrong when it comes to their children made them all very mad at you in a thread that was never supposed to be a parenting debate
    3. I'm trying to figure out how to use douchecanoe in a sentence. "Someone is a real douchecanoe when they show up in a fun MFP thread, act all condescending, and turn it into a parenting debate."
  • itsy_bitsy_spider
    itsy_bitsy_spider Posts: 292 Member
    Because I know nothing about cars:

    1) I put air in my tire for the first time ever, this year. I accidentally filled it to 50, and my friend had to coach me on how to let the air out. But at least I did it :)
    2) I had a Cavalier with crank windows until 2015.
    3) It turns me on when guys back their cars/trucks into parking spots (weird, I know). Probably because I can't do that myself. I can barely pull into a spot regularly...

    Cars are so complicated. I'll never be able to rotate my engine fluid or change my tire belts :/
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    3) It turns me on when guys back their cars/trucks into parking spots (weird, I know). Probably because I can't do that myself. I can barely pull into a spot regularly...

    Haha reminds me of that time when I parallel parked in to a tiny spot nonchalantly in this crowded street while visiting the upstate, and bunch of people came out to cheer me on that.
  • inkedShimewaza
    inkedShimewaza Posts: 538 Member
    1. I suffer from severe OCD and chronic depression.
    2. The most important things in the world to me are my two boys. They are my universe.
    3. I LOVE rock and heavy metal.
  • sbrandt37
    sbrandt37 Posts: 403 Member
    1. I have become good friends with someone I met on MFP.

    2. I started running in December and she challenged me to run a 10K race with her in under 60 minutes in mid-April. In France. I live in California. I have never run that far.

    3. I just bought a ticket for a flight to France in April.
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    sbrandt37 wrote: »
    1. I have become good friends with someone I met on MFP.

    2. I started running in December and she challenged me to run a 10K race with her in under 60 minutes in mid-April. In France. I live in California. I have never run that far.

    3. I just bought a ticket for a flight to France in April.

    Hey man, all of that is pretty exciting and cool!
  • itsy_bitsy_spider
    itsy_bitsy_spider Posts: 292 Member
    subcounter wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    3) It turns me on when guys back their cars/trucks into parking spots (weird, I know). Probably because I can't do that myself. I can barely pull into a spot regularly...

    Haha reminds me of that time when I parallel parked in to a tiny spot nonchalantly in this crowded street while visiting the upstate, and bunch of people came out to cheer me on that.

    Nice work! Reminds me of the time I nonchalantly pulled off this sweet park job in a wide open lot.

    I wish I was kidding.
    h7i9qf60t1vo.jpg
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    3) It turns me on when guys back their cars/trucks into parking spots (weird, I know). Probably because I can't do that myself. I can barely pull into a spot regularly...

    Haha reminds me of that time when I parallel parked in to a tiny spot nonchalantly in this crowded street while visiting the upstate, and bunch of people came out to cheer me on that.

    Nice work! Reminds me of the time I nonchalantly pulled off this sweet park job in a wide open lot.

    I wish I was kidding.
    h7i9qf60t1vo.jpg

    Lol, it's a start
  • itsy_bitsy_spider
    itsy_bitsy_spider Posts: 292 Member
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    3) It turns me on when guys back their cars/trucks into parking spots (weird, I know). Probably because I can't do that myself. I can barely pull into a spot regularly...

    Haha reminds me of that time when I parallel parked in to a tiny spot nonchalantly in this crowded street while visiting the upstate, and bunch of people came out to cheer me on that.

    Nice work! Reminds me of the time I nonchalantly pulled off this sweet park job in a wide open lot.

    I wish I was kidding.
    h7i9qf60t1vo.jpg

    Lol, it's a start

    Lol, it's an abomination. So embarrassing. But thanks for the vote of confidence. Today, parking lots; tomorrow... world domination >:)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    ch5681 wrote: »


    Attending to your child's needs as soon as they arise is extremely important for their healthy development



    I let 'em figure out *kitten* on their own; it's how they learn.
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ch5681 wrote: »


    Attending to your child's needs as soon as they arise is extremely important for their healthy development



    I let 'em figure out *kitten* on their own; it's how they learn.

    Unless you want kids that are helpless and utterly dependant on you
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ch5681 wrote: »


    Attending to your child's needs as soon as they arise is extremely important for their healthy development



    I let 'em figure out *kitten* on their own; it's how they learn.

    Unless you want kids that are helpless and utterly dependant on you

    good lord, there's a reason kids typically leave the house at 17 or 18

    .... otherwise our prisons would be overflowing with parents
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ch5681 wrote: »


    Attending to your child's needs as soon as they arise is extremely important for their healthy development



    I let 'em figure out *kitten* on their own; it's how they learn.

    Unless you want kids that are helpless and utterly dependant on you

    good lord, there's a reason kids typically leave the house at 17 or 18

    .... otherwise our prisons would be overflowing with parents

    You sir are correct. My oldest went to the army and not a day too soon. Even early enlisted. Love him dearly but thank God he's out on his own. You raise them to be independent and then try not to kill em till they can be independent.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    3) It turns me on when guys back their cars/trucks into parking spots (weird, I know). Probably because I can't do that myself. I can barely pull into a spot regularly...

    Haha reminds me of that time when I parallel parked in to a tiny spot nonchalantly in this crowded street while visiting the upstate, and bunch of people came out to cheer me on that.

    Nice work! Reminds me of the time I nonchalantly pulled off this sweet park job in a wide open lot.

    I wish I was kidding.
    h7i9qf60t1vo.jpg

    beautiful trees.

    I miss trees like that

    here are our trees




    Paysage-tricolore-de-dune-et-de-dessert-brule-sous-un-ciel-bleu-sans-nuage.jpg
  • itsy_bitsy_spider
    itsy_bitsy_spider Posts: 292 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ch5681 wrote: »


    Attending to your child's needs as soon as they arise is extremely important for their healthy development



    I let 'em figure out *kitten* on their own; it's how they learn.

    Oh come onnnnn! Stop making me work so hard you meanie! Just make my Spaghettios...
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    3) It turns me on when guys back their cars/trucks into parking spots (weird, I know). Probably because I can't do that myself. I can barely pull into a spot regularly...

    Haha reminds me of that time when I parallel parked in to a tiny spot nonchalantly in this crowded street while visiting the upstate, and bunch of people came out to cheer me on that.

    Nice work! Reminds me of the time I nonchalantly pulled off this sweet park job in a wide open lot.

    I wish I was kidding.
    h7i9qf60t1vo.jpg

    beautiful trees.

    I miss trees like that

    here are our trees




    Paysage-tricolore-de-dune-et-de-dessert-brule-sous-un-ciel-bleu-sans-nuage.jpg

    You in az?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ch5681 wrote: »


    Attending to your child's needs as soon as they arise is extremely important for their healthy development



    I let 'em figure out *kitten* on their own; it's how they learn.

    Oh come onnnnn! Stop making me work so hard you meanie! Just make my Spaghettios...

    The can's in the pantry, the saucepan is in the cupboard, the can opener is on the counter

    be careful with the stove top; it's hot


    and if you finish your dinner... there's dessert, there damn sure is.
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    1. it's 10:03pm and I can't sleep. I hope I am not up till 3am again.
    2. i have 3 kids.
    3. i hate the night when my mind can't rest.
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    1. It's 10 here too
    2. I'm halfway done with my shift, looking forward to 0300
    3. My mind is always resting... just in case something important comes up
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ch5681 wrote: »


    Attending to your child's needs as soon as they arise is extremely important for their healthy development



    I let 'em figure out *kitten* on their own; it's how they learn.

    Unless you want kids that are helpless and utterly dependant on you

    good lord, there's a reason kids typically leave the house at 17 or 18

    .... otherwise our prisons would be overflowing with parents

    You sir are correct. My oldest went to the army and not a day too soon. Even early enlisted. Love him dearly but thank God he's out on his own. You raise them to be independent and then try not to kill em till they can be independent.

    We're a USMC family so I asked my 19 year old son if he was interested in joining the Marines.

    His reply: I don't want to get killed; I'm going to college

    ..... difficult to argue with that logic

  • itsy_bitsy_spider
    itsy_bitsy_spider Posts: 292 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    3) It turns me on when guys back their cars/trucks into parking spots (weird, I know). Probably because I can't do that myself. I can barely pull into a spot regularly...

    Haha reminds me of that time when I parallel parked in to a tiny spot nonchalantly in this crowded street while visiting the upstate, and bunch of people came out to cheer me on that.

    Nice work! Reminds me of the time I nonchalantly pulled off this sweet park job in a wide open lot.

    I wish I was kidding.
    h7i9qf60t1vo.jpg

    beautiful trees.

    I miss trees like that

    here are our trees




    Paysage-tricolore-de-dune-et-de-dessert-brule-sous-un-ciel-bleu-sans-nuage.jpg

    Way to overlook my skillzzzz and go right to the trees! -____-

    But yeah, that's just a couple sprinkled in the parking lot; there's nothing like the Catskill Mountains in the fall! But I like your trees too. They're artsy, solitary, moody, trees; they have character.

    Hey wait... is that Kevin??
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    3) It turns me on when guys back their cars/trucks into parking spots (weird, I know). Probably because I can't do that myself. I can barely pull into a spot regularly...

    Haha reminds me of that time when I parallel parked in to a tiny spot nonchalantly in this crowded street while visiting the upstate, and bunch of people came out to cheer me on that.

    Nice work! Reminds me of the time I nonchalantly pulled off this sweet park job in a wide open lot.

    I wish I was kidding.
    h7i9qf60t1vo.jpg

    beautiful trees.

    I miss trees like that

    here are our trees




    Paysage-tricolore-de-dune-et-de-dessert-brule-sous-un-ciel-bleu-sans-nuage.jpg

    You in az?

    Scottsdale


    ........ currently residing at the corner of Bedlam and Squalor
  • itsy_bitsy_spider
    itsy_bitsy_spider Posts: 292 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ch5681 wrote: »


    Attending to your child's needs as soon as they arise is extremely important for their healthy development



    I let 'em figure out *kitten* on their own; it's how they learn.

    Oh come onnnnn! Stop making me work so hard you meanie! Just make my Spaghettios...

    The can's in the pantry, the saucepan is in the cupboard, the can opener is on the counter

    be careful with the stove top; it's hot


    and if you finish your dinner... there's dessert, there damn sure is.

    SAMOAS!!!! <3

    But can you get them for me? :p
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    Yeah, no need to push him into it.

    College has its own set of risks...(that's where I got my oldest)

    It's good to see kids that are able to articulate reasons for their decisions.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited February 2017
    1. I like Motorsheen and his anecdotes
    2. I'm having a drink I had a stressful day
    3. Im amazed at the stupidity of phone company call centre people ..surely they aren't that stupid

    I did say I wasn't having a drink for no2 but ..well..sometimes ya just got to
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    edited February 2017
    Jo, you're underestimating the stupidity of people. For shame
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    1. a margarita sounds really good right about now or maybe an appletini
    2. i need to find a different job
    3. i have so much to do this weekend. not looking forward to it.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    John, you're underestimating the stupidity of people. For shame

    I hope you meant Jo :D
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