Tell me three things.

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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    edited February 2017
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    1) I'm losing my health insurance when my divorce is final.
    2) When I came to work this morning, my boss told me he is going to pay for my health, vision, and dental.
    3) I have the greatest boss on the planet and I plan on working here until I'm old and senile.

    1. This made me smile so big for you
    2. Life is full of the good stuff, sometimes it takes the bad stuff for us to see it
    3. I hope I work at my job forever too. Fingers crossed!
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    1) I'm losing my health insurance when my divorce is final.
    2) When I came to work this morning, my boss told me he is going to pay for my health, vision, and dental.
    3) I have the greatest boss on the planet and I plan on working here until I'm old and senile.

    1. I'm so happy you have an amazing boss.
    2. And that you have a job you love.
    3. That will make the rough stuff a little easier to handle.

    1) Things are looking up!
    2) I wish I would of had the balls to do it sooner.
    3) I can't wait to see what the future holds
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    1) I'm losing my health insurance when my divorce is final.
    2) When I came to work this morning, my boss told me he is going to pay for my health, vision, and dental.
    3) I have the greatest boss on the planet and I plan on working here until I'm old and senile.

    you have one of the maybe ten good managers on this entire planet lol. that's awesome though.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    1) I'm losing my health insurance when my divorce is final.
    2) When I came to work this morning, my boss told me he is going to pay for my health, vision, and dental.
    3) I have the greatest boss on the planet and I plan on working here until I'm old and senile.

    1. This made me smile so big for you
    2. Life is full of the good stuff, sometimes it takes the bad stuff for us to see it
    3. I hope I work at my job forever too. Fingers crossed!
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    1) I'm losing my health insurance when my divorce is final.
    2) When I came to work this morning, my boss told me he is going to pay for my health, vision, and dental.
    3) I have the greatest boss on the planet and I plan on working here until I'm old and senile.

    1. I'm so happy you have an amazing boss.
    2. And that you have a job you love.
    3. That will make the rough stuff a little easier to handle.

    1) Things are looking up!
    2) I wish I would of ad the balls to do it sooner.
    3) I can't wait to see what the future holds

    1. I am looking forward to stories of your future adventures.
    2. I hope you share them.
    3. Your attitude makes me think your future holds a lot of fun and happiness. :)
  • SparklyBubblyBabe
    SparklyBubblyBabe Posts: 96 Member
    edited February 2017
    1. I love my kitties way too much
    2. I aggressively play HuniePop
    3. I miss hanging out with my little brother :( But he's all grown now.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    1. I asked my husband to pick up some olive oil.
    2. He brought home a 2 liter bottle. Of olive oil.
    3. What am I gonna do with 2L of olive oil?
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    tiny_rick wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    1. I asked my husband to pick up some olive oil.
    2. He brought home a 2 liter bottle. Of olive oil.
    3. What am I gonna do with 2L of olive oil?

    1. complain about it
    2. never ask him to do something for you again
    3. be ungrateful

    Awesome, saw your story Jack.
    Very inspirational
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3090776/Overweight-man-couldn-t-clothes-fit-shows-incredible-physique-shedding-FOUR-STONE-ditching-takeaways.html
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Kasner1975 wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    1. I asked my husband to pick up some olive oil.
    2. He brought home a 2 liter bottle. Of olive oil.
    3. What am I gonna do with 2L of olive oil?

    Smart man... he'll never need to pick up olive oil again. Like, ever. Lol

    Probably what he was going for.
    His super logical and rational brain comes up with crazy stuff.
    Sometimes I forget he was an engineer before he pulled a career 180.
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    1. I will probably use all of the olive oil.
    2. I cook a lot, too.
    3. I doubt it will go to waste, I just don't have room in the cabinet for it.
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  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    edited February 2017
    In actuality, it's probably a better deal to buy bigger.
    oh... three ... ok, that you'll use that oil over time
    plus, ya the sex stuff. do that
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    edited February 2017
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    1. I buy olive oil by the two liter :grimace:
    2. I cook A LOT
    3. I am fat

    1. I buy everything in bulk
    2. Cook for me?
    3. You are beautiful!

    1. Why buy five granola bars when you can buy 500?
    2. I want somebody to cook for me
    3. clean for me also

    1)I'm putting on my maid outfit as we speak.
    2) You can pay me with pizza.
    3)Brownies work as well.
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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    1. I buy olive oil by the two liter :grimace:
    2. I cook A LOT
    3. I am fat

    1. I buy everything in bulk
    2. Cook for me?
    3. You are beautiful!

    1. Why buy five granola bars when you can buy 500?
    2. I want somebody to cook for me
    3. clean for me also

    1. I love cooking
    2. Hate having to do dishes
    3. No dishes please :cry:
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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy @subcounter

    I will clean up after either of you (or both of you) cook
    I don't mind cooking, but I like watching other people cook even better
    Just feed me

    1. any favorites?
    2. i don't do cilantro stuff.
    3. i do hope you like meat :smiley:
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    1. I haven't done the dishes in 6 years.
    2. Lucky, lucky me.
    3. I hate doing the dishes.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy @subcounter

    I will clean up after either of you (or both of you) cook
    I don't mind cooking, but I like watching other people cook even better
    Just feed me

    1. any favorites?
    2. i don't do cilantro stuff.
    3. i do hope you like meat :smiley:

    1. I love cilantro!
    2. @subcounter can bring the meat
    3. I once bought a cookbook that had a recipe titled "hot dog surprise"...did not disappoint

    1. I just taste soap. I am sure its something to do with genetics.
    2. lamb, beef, pork?
    3. that sounds totally sexual lol.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy @subcounter

    I will clean up after either of you (or both of you) cook
    I don't mind cooking, but I like watching other people cook even better
    Just feed me

    1. any favorites?
    2. i don't do cilantro stuff.
    3. i do hope you like meat :smiley:

    1. I like almost all food
    2. except onions
    3. I love the meat

    1. Okay, you know who are the hardest to cook for?
    2. people that say they like everything :smiley:
    3. Onion soup is out of the menu.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »

    1. I like almost all food
    2. except onions
    3. I love the meat

    :cry:

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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    1. This day is dragging *kitten*
    2. I need a shot, or several
    3. It's 5 o'clock somewhere
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