Lame Superpowers

That_Look · February 2017

Tell us you lame super power. I'll go first:

I can fly, but only half the speed of walking.

mellecita · February 2017

I can teleport, but I can only go a maximum of five feet at a time.

djwar9858 · February 2017

I can levitate birds, but no one cares .

That_Look · February 2017

I have luke warm vision.

mellecita · February 2017

I can read minds, but it only works on mice.

That_Look · February 2017

I can see through class.

mellecita · February 2017

I can't quite become invisible, but I can get down to about 50% opacity.

benstronger · February 2017

I can levitate 5cm off the ground.

JennyRATL · February 2017

I can run at the speed of light, but only backward.

That_Look · February 2017

Paralyzed in one arm and super strenght in the other.

jessiferrrb · February 2017

i can pee anytime on command

That_Look · February 2017

jessiferrrb wrote: »

i can pee anytime on command

Lmao

Unknown · February 2017

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That_Look · February 2017

I can walk through water

Unknown · February 2017

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Spliner1969 · February 2017

I can stop time, but only by closing my eyes and not looking at my stopwatch while doing a plank.

jbirdgreen · February 2017

I always drop toast butter/jelly side up.

Will_Run_for_Food · February 2017

X ray vision but only on skeletons

southavenvotec1andrew · February 2017

I have good memory for only 2 seconds.

jbirdgreen · February 2017

Knows the exact coordinates and location of every snail on earth.

That_Look · February 2017

Have the iffinite stamina in the bedroom but never get off.

jbirdgreen · February 2017

Can part water...but only when it's in a thimble.

Unknown · February 2017

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That_Look · February 2017

LL5lifts wrote: »

I can turn white milk into chocolate milk. Or strawberry milk.

I find that to be extremely useful. *hands over a gallon of milk* chocolate please!

jbirdgreen · February 2017

Can teleport, but only to the back of a line (or queue, for my British folks).

JeromeBarry1 · February 2017

I can read minds. I have read minds. Because of this experience, I choose not to read minds. Minds are boring.

davedoubleu · February 2017

I have a hat super power. I don't!

Unknown · February 2017

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pudgy1977 · February 2017

I have the ability to dodge every 3rd bullet

jbirdgreen · February 2017

Can predict the weather with extreme accuracy, but only for an hour on March 3.

michael1976_ca · February 2017

i can crop dust on command

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