Lame Superpowers

That_Look

Tell us you lame super power. I'll go first:

I can fly, but only half the speed of walking.

mellecita

I can teleport, but I can only go a maximum of five feet at a time.

djwar9858

I can levitate birds, but no one cares .

That_Look

I have luke warm vision.

mellecita

I can read minds, but it only works on mice.

That_Look

I can see through class.

mellecita

I can't quite become invisible, but I can get down to about 50% opacity.

benstronger

I can levitate 5cm off the ground.

JennyRATL

I can run at the speed of light, but only backward.

That_Look

Paralyzed in one arm and super strenght in the other.

jessiferrrb

i can pee anytime on command

That_Look

jessiferrrb wrote: »

i can pee anytime on command

Lmao

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That_Look

I can walk through water

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Spliner1969

I can stop time, but only by closing my eyes and not looking at my stopwatch while doing a plank.

jbirdgreen

I always drop toast butter/jelly side up.

Will_Run_for_Food

X ray vision but only on skeletons

southavenvotec1andrew

I have good memory for only 2 seconds.

jbirdgreen

Knows the exact coordinates and location of every snail on earth.

That_Look

Have the iffinite stamina in the bedroom but never get off.

jbirdgreen

Can part water...but only when it's in a thimble.

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That_Look

LL5lifts wrote: »

I can turn white milk into chocolate milk. Or strawberry milk.

I find that to be extremely useful. *hands over a gallon of milk* chocolate please!

jbirdgreen

Can teleport, but only to the back of a line (or queue, for my British folks).

JeromeBarry1

I can read minds. I have read minds. Because of this experience, I choose not to read minds. Minds are boring.

davedoubleu

I have a hat super power. I don't!

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pudgy1977

I have the ability to dodge every 3rd bullet

jbirdgreen

Can predict the weather with extreme accuracy, but only for an hour on March 3.

michael1976_ca

i can crop dust on command