Lame Superpowers

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synchkat

I can run really fast....for only a foot

pudgy1977

I can sit at my desk for hours and get nothing acomplished

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AmyOutOfControl

pudgy1977 wrote: »

I can sit at my desk for hours and get nothing acomplished

Me too! Except I can sit at my desk for hours and get nothing accomplished while looking like I am accomplishing a whole lot.

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pudgy1977

I can accurately predict heads or tails 50% of the time

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mellecita

I can call people from my cell phone using only my butt.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I can turn invisible but for some reason my Lady parts are still visible when I'm nekked

So all you see are two boobs and a Hoohah walking around!

subcounter

I can cut butter into two perfectly equal pieces.

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I can make milk go sour by looking at it.

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Cerealsensei

I have super speed but I have two peg legs

pbandwine

I can remember all of my friends phone numbers - from jr. high school

risberg96

I know when a song will be hugely popular upon first time hearing it. It's a gift.

davedoubleu

I can fart and drink beer at the same time

melmelw03

I can find any missing Lego. With my bare feet.

BoosDimples

I'm empathetic. Nothing lamer than that.

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lunidevojka

The power to not speak as I please.

subcounter

Sneezing extremely loudly. ( I think I already have this super power though, had a neighbor say bless you once )

jbirdgreen

I never sneeze once. If I do, its a single sneeze that was after a long series of other sneezes. People get tired of saying bless you to me.

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jbirdgreen wrote: »

I never sneeze once. If I do, its a single sneeze that was after a long series of other sneezes. People get tired of saying bless you to me.

thats a nice potential for a lame super power: Being able to sneeze 6 times in a row.

That_Look

I'm impervious to women coming onto me.

jbirdgreen

subcounter wrote: »

jbirdgreen wrote: »

I never sneeze once. If I do, its a single sneeze that was after a long series of other sneezes. People get tired of saying bless you to me.

thats a nice potential for a lame super power: Being able to sneeze 6 times in a row.

I can totally do that -- heck I have done it before.

mellecita

I, too, am impervious to women coming onto me.