My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • FloralLace92
    FloralLace92 Posts: 625 Member
    She smudged red lipstick across my face.
  • PDR85
    PDR85 Posts: 372 Member
    She showed up to the date with red lipstick smudged all over her face
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    She refused to really let go and get into the clothing optional club.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She wiped off my kisses :lol:
  • FloralLace92
    FloralLace92 Posts: 625 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She wiped off my kisses :lol:

    I would have said wait till we get to the house!! PDA ALERT! Frisky woman you!
  • Strawberries0089
    Strawberries0089 Posts: 229 Member
    She wiped her face on her shirt instead of her napkin
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    I asked her if she’d like to come help me hunt nightcrawlers
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
    He wanted to hunt nightcrawlers for us to eat later :D
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    She gave her number to our waiter, and the busboy.
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
    Because they didn't expect me to eat nightcrawlers for dinner :D

    He invited his mom to the date
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    It was only fair... she drove us, and I live in her basement
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Until I realized that the shape of my reproduction organ was the same as his and we weren't compatible for procreation
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
    JimmyC1992 wrote: »
    It was only fair... she drove us, and I live in her basement

    Lol omg that poor woman....if I had only known :D
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Jenna2315 wrote: »
    JimmyC1992 wrote: »
    It was only fair... she drove us, and I live in her basement

    Lol omg that poor woman....if I had only known :D

    AHEM EXCUSE ME SKIPPING!

    Our date was going well but.............
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
    Then he invited me to meet all of his friends...which happened to be porcelain dolls that lived on his bed :D
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    He wouldn’t take off the mirrored sunglasses. The shirt yes, not the sunglasses
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Jenna2315 wrote: »
    Then he invited me to meet all of his friends...which happened to be porcelain dolls that lived on his bed :D

    I feel judged I've named every single one.

    It was going well until we got down to it and she told me she had gonorrhea, I'm not about the antibiotics life.
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
    Omg ew now the dolls don't seem too bad :D
  • FloralLace92
    FloralLace92 Posts: 625 Member
    He kept talking about his guns and continuously kissed his biceps.
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    My mom kept comparing her to my previous date
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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    edited March 2018
    SweetAsSugar7 wrote: »
    He asked if someone could join us and it was his mom.

    I almost gagged.. :D

    Our date was going well until I realized she had considered a threesome with her ex and his mother.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She liked my Mom better
  • PDR85
    PDR85 Posts: 372 Member
    projectbradley wrote: »
    SweetAsSugar7 wrote: »
    He asked if someone could join us and it was his mom.

    I almost gagged.. :D

    Our date was going well until I realized she had considered a threesome with her ex and his mother.

    omg, this had me rolling...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He acted like I wasn't sitting there right in front of him! :angry: :yum:
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    She wasn’t impressed with my dance moves
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
    He started doing the chicken in the middle of the restaurant :D
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    She mistook me choking and trying to get someone to give me the Heimlich for “the Chicken “
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Tragically it was the chicken bone in his throat! :worried:
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
    LOL
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