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My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
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    she spit her liquor on me and yelled body shots
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    I couldn't find a sitter and didn't want to pass up on our date. Unfortunately, she has low tolerance for children, which I can understand. However calling them little terrorists was a bit harsh...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    LOL

    I found out that the Movies Problem Child and Problem Child 2 were based on the lives of her children!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    I guess she didn't like that I pumped them full of pixie stix and had her watch them while I took shots at the bar. I was totally coming back...eventually
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
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    the children of the corn attacked
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited April 2018
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    Weird... We were in the middle of dinner, then two crazy children dressed like Corn cobs pounced on him! :fearful:
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He was an outlander. There was no other option.
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
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    Started complaining about having too many options
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    I realized I was on a date with a dude
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    While I wasn't wearing makeup and it wasn't my best hair day ever, saying I looked like a dude is just rude.
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    I apologize ....I didn't realize I said that out loud ....I think u look stunning, *hands u his credit card* But ......Why don't ya go & spoil ur self & get ur hair & make up done 2day ...On me (Like now!!!!)
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
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    He called my belly dancing "belly flop".
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    she told me that she eats 10 boiled eggs for breakfast every day.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She told me that I wasn't trying hard enough ;)
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
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    She became extremely trying
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He said there was no pie tonight
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    edited April 2018
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    I realized she was out of my league and started over compensating
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He licked his knife
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
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    She pulled a tissue from her bra and cleaned my glasses
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    I realized I was with the wrong person. Good dude, but no interest in dating him.

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