My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He tried to toast his buns on the grill0
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He bet me $100 to toast my buns and I got burnt and had to go to the hospital. He still hasn't paid up.0
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He couldn't take a firm hand0
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I slapped her butt and she didn't like it.0
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The welts stuck around longer then he did0
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She tried to choke me when I asked her if she wanted more wine0
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He don't know the difference between wine and rum0
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She always whinned too much, I wanted a screamer.0
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Either/or works for me. But he put Rum in my water bottle. That's not cool.0
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She was way too classy for me. Drank her wine from a bottle, not a box?1
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He really didn't know me at all.0
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She couldn't hold her liquor, darn lightweight0
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He liked that I was lightweight and wouldn't put me down0
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she started taking the french fries off my plate.0
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She wouldn't sit on my lap during dinner0
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He tried to take her to where he buried his collection of baseball cards as a kid. She thought it was another guy who buried his ex wives.0
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She started putting the silverwear and salt and pepper in her purse.0
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He wouldn't let me ride his gator0
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He showed up in a prison issued suit0
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mandipandi75 wrote: »He wouldn't let me ride his gator
She wouldn't pet my gator.0 -
Tried to make me pet his "Alligator "0
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He wore his prison clothes to dinner.0
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She revealed she used to be a man0
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She complained about me being too stiff1
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He farted lol0
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She pulled my finger!0
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She realized the apron was all for show0
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He doesnt like to smile much. Too shy.0
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She took the black slope and left me on the kids lane1
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Her husband or boyfriend showed up.0
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