My date with the person above me was going great until...

AliNouveau

He called his mom for a ride home

liftorgohome

She wanted a meal to go for her mom

Mattty79

She told me the ears aren't real

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AliNouveau

he ran out of the restaurant screaming because he through he saw a spider

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AliNouveau

He leaded over to the table beside us and started eating their leftovers.

liftorgohome

She jumped over the table and onto my lap to share my plate with me

YosemiteSlamAK

He said he was anti-plyometric

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liftorgohome

Until he offered to spot me in spandex shorts

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YosemiteSlamAK

he tried to spot me in a kilt

caiteh86

He started telling me how many cals are in my chicken parmigiana

YosemiteSlamAK

She told me she didn't like Italian food

lunidevojka

he liked being called Yosemite Sam.

Dyl1789

She wanted dinner by moonlite and i couldnt see my food very well, ended up eating off of her plate and she stabbed me in the hand with her fork

slimgirljo15

He ate my dessert..

YosemiteSlamAK

She didn't like to share

lunidevojka

нe ĸepт ѕayιng нow yυммy тнe ѕтeaĸ waѕ ĸnowιng ι waѕ newly vegeтarιan.

Dyl1789

Tried to convert her back to the dark side, but it was to late........she'd gone full Vego

lunidevojka

lol
wore a ѕнιrт тнaт ѕaιd ι love мeaт.

jagrippa33

She jumped the guy wearing the shirt that said I love meat!

slimgirljo15

He disappeared and left me with the bill

iamgroot909

She ordered the Dom Perignon

slimgirljo15

Tight with his money, said I could only have water to drink

jagrippa33

Offered her body to any takers so she could afford the good stuff!!

slimgirljo15

He goosed the waiter lol

Dyl1789

ordered VB as her drink.........that was the first and last straw

lunidevojka

вroυgнт нιѕ own мeal prep тo dιnner.