My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She didn't like my inflatable alligator0
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He began bragging about how he was the 2-time thumb-war high school champion...0
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They were arrested for mooning the waiter0
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I mentioned I was related to Buffy Summers...0
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he all of a sudden said....get your motor running...0
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I introduced my friends, Doug and Bob McKenzie0
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He made fun of my flannel and my love of back bacon0
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Jumped up on the bar and started doing Karaoke to the Spice Girls0
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She laughed uncontrollably when I mentioned my father’s passing...0
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He farted..
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She asked if I wanted to go back to her place. I said yes. Then she gagged & blindfolded me and put a pair of earmuffs on me.1
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he wore a Christmas sweater and crocs.0
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I thought she would be dark and brooding, she was actually light and spritely. The Tinkerbelle t-shirt was really over the top!1
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He got frustrated playing skeeball and started throwing the balls at the employees calling them hoodwinking swindlers... seriously, who says hoodwink or swindlers anymore. I was mortified.0
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She told me I couldn't have dessert because it's "not good for you"0
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She pulled out her phone and proceeded to tell me how much better I could look if I used this new picture editor she designed...0
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He brought me a Supergirl outfit and asked me to go in the bathroom and change0
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SHE brought ME a Supergirl outfit and asked me to go in the bathroom and change
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He peeked into that box of kryptonite I had hidden in my lingerie drawer.0
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She wore Kryptonite underwear0
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he kept eating my fries.0
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She kicked me under the table every time I tried to eat my food0
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She decided to lick all my utensils0
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she onlynate with a plastic spork0
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She refused to open the door for me, and I was carrying all her *kitten*.0
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Until she stood up and saw how much taller she was0
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He stood up and I saw he was wearing three inch heels0
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AliNouveau wrote: »He stood up and I saw he was wearing three inch heels
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She wouldn't tell me where she got her leg warmers. @AliNouveau0 -
I wouldn't tell her cause I was sitting there knitting them. She was so unobservant1
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