Gluteboost pills

2»

Replies

  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,122 Member
    Who uses it to get their booty popping??

    LOL, but who would actually admit to it?
  • bbell1985
    bbell1985 Posts: 4,582 Member
    I got my booty popping by first losing like 40lbs while lifting heavy, flattening out my huge butt, then eating in a surplus while doing squats/deadlifts/hip thrusts/lunges/cable pull throughs/cable kick backs and literally train my *kitten* off for a year.

    If only I could have taken a magic pill. Wow.
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    bbell1985 wrote: »
    I got my booty popping by first losing like 40lbs while lifting heavy, flattening out my huge butt, then eating in a surplus while doing squats/deadlifts/hip thrusts/lunges/cable pull throughs/cable kick backs and literally train my *kitten* off for a year.

    If only I could have taken a magic pill. Wow.

    Right?

    I cannot imagine what would happen if the pill got stuck in ones throat.


    I cannot help wondering HOW the pills KNOWS to direct the growth to the butt? Is it like Viagra for the butt? What if someone were to wake up with huge breasts instead?

    How does the magic pill know to go for the booty?
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,640 Member
    pebble4321 wrote: »
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !

    Thigh gap pills, anyone?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,945 Member
    pebble4321 wrote: »
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !

    Thigh gap pills, anyone?

    I want some boob lift pills.
  • bbell1985
    bbell1985 Posts: 4,582 Member
    pebble4321 wrote: »
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !

    Thigh gap pills, anyone?

    I want some boob lift pills.

    ditto
  • VKetoV
    VKetoV Posts: 111 Member
    Not many of us left who would rather have that feeling of self accomplishment rather than rely on artificial &/or instantaneous results
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,945 Member
    VKetoV wrote: »
    Not many of us left who would rather have that feeling of self accomplishment rather than rely on artificial &/or instantaneous results

    non-existent, fictitious results, even.
  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,261 Member
    How does the tablet know to target your bottom
    Thinking of buying them but want to check it won't make my bust bigger instead
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    bbell1985 wrote: »
    I got my booty popping by first losing like 40lbs while lifting heavy, flattening out my huge butt, then eating in a surplus while doing squats/deadlifts/hip thrusts/lunges/cable pull throughs/cable kick backs and literally train my *kitten* off for a year.

    If only I could have taken a magic pill. Wow.
    I cannot imagine what would happen if the pill got stuck in ones throat.

    You want a goiter? Because that's how you get goiters.
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,339 Member
    pebble4321 wrote: »
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !

    Thigh gap pills, anyone?

    I want some boob lift pills.

    +2