Gluteboost pills

WilmaDennis91
WilmaDennis91 Posts: 433 Member
edited November 16 in Food and Nutrition
Who uses it to get their booty popping??
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  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    edited February 2017
    Um, what do they do? That seems more like a macro/exercise issue.
  • L1zardQueen
    L1zardQueen Posts: 8,753 Member
    You mean deadlifts, squats and hip thrusts? You can't get your booty popping with pills.
  • lulalacroix
    lulalacroix Posts: 1,082 Member
    Uh no cause my booty is already poppin.

    But seriously, a pill or cream could never transform your butt like the ads.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,211 Member
    "natural butt enhancement pills and cream"... whoa. They can make money off anything these days.
  • CharlieBeansmomTracey
    CharlieBeansmomTracey Posts: 7,682 Member
    Who uses it to get their booty popping??

    if only a pill could do what time,heavy lifting and excess calories can do. nope,pills are not going to get you gains
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,211 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    I steer clear of all of this stuff, including the cream that supposedly makes your boobs bigger because:

    a) They most likely don't work so you're paying money for something that's useless; and,
    b) If it somehow does work, what the hell is in it and why is it making my *kitten* grow?! What am I putting into my body?!

    Now THAT is a bloody good question.
  • GottaBurnEmAll
    GottaBurnEmAll Posts: 7,722 Member
    I don't think a pill can do that.

    Weighted glute bridges and hip thrusts are your friends.
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    Um.

    No.

    A calorie surplus and a LOT of glute targeting heavy lifting will get you the glutes those pills promise. Those pills will not. How could they?
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    I........what?! I just.......Man there's a shady company for everything isn't there?
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    Also, my genetics, a childhood of gymnastics, 3 years of full-time dance school = poppin' booty.
  • CharlieBeansmomTracey
    CharlieBeansmomTracey Posts: 7,682 Member
    it also claims to reduce cellulite and stretchmarks LOL,I guess the plastic surgeons better watch out.
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    This stuff always reminds me of the soaps from the 20s-40s that claimed to wash away fat.

    There's a sucker born every minute, I guess.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,211 Member
    This stuff always reminds me of the soaps from the 20s-40s that claimed to wash away fat.

    There's a sucker born every minute, I guess.

    Fat-men-wash-away-fat-without-dieting-and-exercising1.jpg
  • pebble4321
    pebble4321 Posts: 1,132 Member
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !
  • sardelsa
    sardelsa Posts: 9,812 Member
    pebble4321 wrote: »
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !

    Believe me, when you have very little or the shape is not there, it is no fun!

    If only there was a pill.. haha. 2+ years of hard work (and counting) went into mine
  • aliyou1
    aliyou1 Posts: 19 Member
    I have a swamp igloo in Florida to sell to anyone who buys these.
  • pebble4321
    pebble4321 Posts: 1,132 Member
    sardelsa wrote: »
    pebble4321 wrote: »
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !

    Believe me, when you have very little or the shape is not there, it is no fun!

    If only there was a pill.. haha. 2+ years of hard work (and counting) went into mine

    Well yes, maybe we just all want what we don't have!
  • jennybearlv
    jennybearlv Posts: 1,519 Member
    pebble4321 wrote: »
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !
    Some of us who were teased growing up because our butt was too big for beauty standards of the time are absolutely loving the booty craze.

    How would a pill make your booty pop - unless it is a laxative and no one wants that kind of pop. Drop the pills and so do some squats. :)
    Glad to see I'm not the only one who read it as "get their booty pooping." :o

    I think that booty pills are not a thing has been covered. Eat your protein and hits those weights, OP.

  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Now I've seen it all...
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Who uses it to get their booty popping??

    LOL, but who would actually admit to it?
  • bbell1985
    bbell1985 Posts: 4,571 Member
    I got my booty popping by first losing like 40lbs while lifting heavy, flattening out my huge butt, then eating in a surplus while doing squats/deadlifts/hip thrusts/lunges/cable pull throughs/cable kick backs and literally train my *kitten* off for a year.

    If only I could have taken a magic pill. Wow.
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    bbell1985 wrote: »
    I got my booty popping by first losing like 40lbs while lifting heavy, flattening out my huge butt, then eating in a surplus while doing squats/deadlifts/hip thrusts/lunges/cable pull throughs/cable kick backs and literally train my *kitten* off for a year.

    If only I could have taken a magic pill. Wow.

    Right?

    I cannot imagine what would happen if the pill got stuck in ones throat.


    I cannot help wondering HOW the pills KNOWS to direct the growth to the butt? Is it like Viagra for the butt? What if someone were to wake up with huge breasts instead?

    How does the magic pill know to go for the booty?
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    pebble4321 wrote: »
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !

    Thigh gap pills, anyone?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,211 Member
    pebble4321 wrote: »
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !

    Thigh gap pills, anyone?

    I want some boob lift pills.
  • bbell1985
    bbell1985 Posts: 4,571 Member
    pebble4321 wrote: »
    No thanks, my bum is already too big, I don't need it to get any larger. I really don't understand the desire for a big rear... I guess it's just a fashion thing though, like every other body-shape-trend.

    I'd love some of that soap though, @Alatariel75 !

    Thigh gap pills, anyone?

    I want some boob lift pills.

    ditto
  • VKetoV
    VKetoV Posts: 111 Member
    Not many of us left who would rather have that feeling of self accomplishment rather than rely on artificial &/or instantaneous results
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,211 Member
    VKetoV wrote: »
    Not many of us left who would rather have that feeling of self accomplishment rather than rely on artificial &/or instantaneous results

    non-existent, fictitious results, even.
  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member
    How does the tablet know to target your bottom
    Thinking of buying them but want to check it won't make my bust bigger instead
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    bbell1985 wrote: »
    I got my booty popping by first losing like 40lbs while lifting heavy, flattening out my huge butt, then eating in a surplus while doing squats/deadlifts/hip thrusts/lunges/cable pull throughs/cable kick backs and literally train my *kitten* off for a year.

    If only I could have taken a magic pill. Wow.
    I cannot imagine what would happen if the pill got stuck in ones throat.

    You want a goiter? Because that's how you get goiters.
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