Women: would u date a man who has previously been probed by aliens

badgerface1k
badgerface1k Posts: 125 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
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  • Elise4270
    Elise4270 Posts: 8,375 Member
    If the aliens didn't want him, why would I?
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    edited March 2017
    What exactly do you mean by "probed"?? And why would that preclude you having a relationship with him? Isn't it likely that you will end up 'probing' each other eventually anyway?
  • crackpotbaby
    crackpotbaby Posts: 1,297 Member
    What do you mean 'would I?'
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    I think you should tell every woman you meet that you were probed by aliens and see what happens
  • mandymay01
    mandymay01 Posts: 758 Member
    did he liked getting probed my aliens? Will he expect me to do just as good of a job? How long is an Alien finger?
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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    edited March 2017
    badgerface1k wrote: »
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    It's good to see you're leveling up from "Do you use fabric softener?" I am anxious to see whats next :blush:
  • Sara1791
    Sara1791 Posts: 760 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
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    I prefer my men unpreprobed. I knit my own socks, I grow my own food, and I'll do my own probing.

    will a depostprobed man do?

    There is extensive physical and psychological testing required in those cases and most candidates in that situation have a better chance of being abducted by aliens.
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  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    edited March 2017
    Just out of curiosity, were these legal or illegal aliens and were they from North or South of the border? Also were you suspected of smuggling something? Do you suspect that the probing will continue once the wall goes up? Are you partial to being probed? If so, by anyone or does it have to be foreigners?

    If I was a woman, these would be the questions I would ask.

  • mandymay01
    mandymay01 Posts: 758 Member
    ohh I was thinking of green outer space aliens
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    mandymay01 wrote: »
    ohh I was thinking of green outer space aliens

    You are probably right.
  • Sara1791
    Sara1791 Posts: 760 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    Sara1791 wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    Sara1791 wrote: »
    I prefer my men unpreprobed. I knit my own socks, I grow my own food, and I'll do my own probing.

    will a depostprobed man do?

    There is extensive physical and psychological testing required in those cases and most candidates in that situation have a better chance of being abducted by aliens.

    not necessarily. Maybe the aliens were just lookin for a ONS and want to probe someone else next time

    Hyperbolic figure of speech. Moot point anyway- I've found my co-prober for life.
  • tierra85
    tierra85 Posts: 300 Member
    mandymay01 wrote: »
    ohh I was thinking of green outer space aliens

    Those are called extraterrestrial's :)
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    For some reason I can't find this track online anywhere...Dan Bern's 'Talkin' Alien Abduction Blues'...hilarious!

    I don't know what made me go out that night
    At that hour I'd have normally been in bed
    But I found myself lookin' up at the sky
    At a very bright light straight overhead
    It flashed green
    Then Red
    Santa Claus colors

    I stood there frozen in that light
    Then I started hearin' this kind of whir
    The lights got louder and the noise got brighter
    And I felt a sudden chill
    Brrrrrrrr
    It was cold
    I shouldn't have gone out without a coat
    My mom was right again

    Then this big old spaceship floated down
    And hovered 3 feet above the Earth
    Never been so scared in all my life
    Could've given spontaneous birth
    If I was a woman
    And pregnant

    Then these two little guys about 4 feet tallJumped off that space age Greyhound bus
    They grabbed me by the arms and said
    "Start walking, Dan. You're coming with us"
    Abduction
    They didn't actually speak, but I understood 'em
    Telepathy

    They strapped me down to this metal crate
    Took out the 35-foot long hose
    They said "Don't worry, this won't hurt"
    Then they shoved that sucker up my nose
    All the way up
    I knew my nose way long, but this was a suprise

    They examined me from head to toe
    Stuck prods in every orifice
    This cold gray box came and gave me a kiss
    Then extracted a coupld of quarts of piss
    I felt dehydrated

    Then they waved this wand around my head
    Said, "Now we're reading your thoughts, you see
    You got an awful lot of songs in there
    Though it seems they're all in the key of G"
    I said "What about Marilyn? That's in D"
    They said "D flat, actually"
    I said, "Yeah, because I tune it down a half step
    What about Hannibal?"
    They said "What about Hannibal?"
    I said "Well, technically, it's in G
    But it's really a dropped D tuning capo'd up"
    They said "How come you don't play the harmonica more?"
    I said "How come I'm in a space ship
    Talking to aliens about my act?"
    They said, "We'd rather talk physics
    But you're illiterate there"
    Couldn't argue

    They dropped me somewhere in Brazil
    Took a month to get back to the USA
    When I told my friends what I'd been through
    No one believe what I had to say
    That sucked
    It's to be expected, though
    Most people think Hannibal's in straight tuning

    Well, my life's back to normal now
    I do the things I always do
    'Cept once a week I meet with 12
    Other folks who've been abducted too
    I tell my story
    They tell theirs
    I don't believe them, though
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