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Women: would u date a man who has previously been probed by aliens

badgerface1k

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Motorsheen

Elise4270

If the aliens didn't want him, why would I?

vikinglander

What exactly do you mean by "probed"?? And why would that preclude you having a relationship with him? Isn't it likely that you will end up 'probing' each other eventually anyway?

crackpotbaby

What do you mean 'would I?'

Just_J_Now

dc8066

I think you should tell every woman you meet that you were probed by aliens and see what happens

Sara1791

I prefer my men unpreprobed. I knit my own socks, I grow my own food, and I'll do my own probing.

mandymay01

did he liked getting probed my aliens? Will he expect me to do just as good of a job? How long is an Alien finger?

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badgerface1k wrote: »

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It's good to see you're leveling up from "Do you use fabric softener?" I am anxious to see whats next

Sara1791

happimess1 wrote: »

Sara1791 wrote: »

I prefer my men unpreprobed. I knit my own socks, I grow my own food, and I'll do my own probing.

will a depostprobed man do?

There is extensive physical and psychological testing required in those cases and most candidates in that situation have a better chance of being abducted by aliens.

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Morgaen73

Just out of curiosity, were these legal or illegal aliens and were they from North or South of the border? Also were you suspected of smuggling something? Do you suspect that the probing will continue once the wall goes up? Are you partial to being probed? If so, by anyone or does it have to be foreigners?

If I was a woman, these would be the questions I would ask.

mandymay01

ohh I was thinking of green outer space aliens

Morgaen73

mandymay01 wrote: »

ohh I was thinking of green outer space aliens

You are probably right.

Sara1791

happimess1 wrote: »

Sara1791 wrote: »

happimess1 wrote: »

Sara1791 wrote: »

I prefer my men unpreprobed. I knit my own socks, I grow my own food, and I'll do my own probing.

will a depostprobed man do?

There is extensive physical and psychological testing required in those cases and most candidates in that situation have a better chance of being abducted by aliens.

not necessarily. Maybe the aliens were just lookin for a ONS and want to probe someone else next time

Hyperbolic figure of speech. Moot point anyway- I've found my co-prober for life.

tierra85

mandymay01 wrote: »

ohh I was thinking of green outer space aliens

Those are called extraterrestrial's

NewlifeinNW

tierra85 wrote: »

mandymay01 wrote: »

ohh I was thinking of green outer space aliens

Those are called extraterrestrial's

If you were married but probed by an alien, would it be an extramariterrestrial?

vikinglander

For some reason I can't find this track online anywhere...Dan Bern's 'Talkin' Alien Abduction Blues'...hilarious!

I don't know what made me go out that night
At that hour I'd have normally been in bed
But I found myself lookin' up at the sky
At a very bright light straight overhead
It flashed green
Then Red
Santa Claus colors

I stood there frozen in that light
Then I started hearin' this kind of whir
The lights got louder and the noise got brighter
And I felt a sudden chill
Brrrrrrrr
It was cold
I shouldn't have gone out without a coat
My mom was right again

Then this big old spaceship floated down
And hovered 3 feet above the Earth
Never been so scared in all my life
Could've given spontaneous birth
If I was a woman
And pregnant

Then these two little guys about 4 feet tallJumped off that space age Greyhound bus
They grabbed me by the arms and said
"Start walking, Dan. You're coming with us"
Abduction
They didn't actually speak, but I understood 'em
Telepathy

They strapped me down to this metal crate
Took out the 35-foot long hose
They said "Don't worry, this won't hurt"
Then they shoved that sucker up my nose
All the way up
I knew my nose way long, but this was a suprise

They examined me from head to toe
Stuck prods in every orifice
This cold gray box came and gave me a kiss
Then extracted a coupld of quarts of piss
I felt dehydrated

Then they waved this wand around my head
Said, "Now we're reading your thoughts, you see
You got an awful lot of songs in there
Though it seems they're all in the key of G"
I said "What about Marilyn? That's in D"
They said "D flat, actually"
I said, "Yeah, because I tune it down a half step
What about Hannibal?"
They said "What about Hannibal?"
I said "Well, technically, it's in G
But it's really a dropped D tuning capo'd up"
They said "How come you don't play the harmonica more?"
I said "How come I'm in a space ship
Talking to aliens about my act?"
They said, "We'd rather talk physics
But you're illiterate there"
Couldn't argue

They dropped me somewhere in Brazil
Took a month to get back to the USA
When I told my friends what I'd been through
No one believe what I had to say
That sucked
It's to be expected, though
Most people think Hannibal's in straight tuning

Well, my life's back to normal now
I do the things I always do
'Cept once a week I meet with 12
Other folks who've been abducted too
I tell my story
They tell theirs
I don't believe them, though