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Protein Farts
delaniecastillo
Posts: 284
Worst thing ever. I am sure someONE has a bad protein fart story.
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I'm going to have to weigh in here & say that shower farts are by far the worst...0
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Take that, underpants!0
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Broccoli farts :sick: The WORST!!!0
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Back when all I ate was protein shakes, well they say mustard gas is bad... Huehuehuehuehue0
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I'm going to have to weigh in here & say that shower farts are by far the worst...
It's like they stick to you, even though you're in the shower.
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Soy as in soy BEANS. Horrible!0
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Omg this is a first for me .. lol
The worst I know of is veggie farts ..sulferic like pits of hell.
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I'm going to have to weigh in here & say that shower farts are by far the worst...
It's like they stick to you, even though you're in the shower.
There's no escape either...unless you want to wander your house stinky, naked, and dripping wet...0 -
Broccoli farts :sick: The WORST!!!
Those are pretty rancid too.
I am on machine and I don't hear anything but I get the waft of hell entered into my nose when I am in the gym. I look over at the guy next to me and I give him a look of disappointment and he apologizes. He let it linger into my nostrils before apologizing. His butt was 2 feet away from me.0 -
shower farts are bad. but the dutch oven is my least favorite. being trapped in someone else's fart is way worse0
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Haha... There's nothing worse than dutch oven-ing yourself in the shower.0
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Bump. This topic is freaking perfect!!
Power bomb would be: Protein+ Veggies+ Shower. It's LETHAL.0 -
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Fiber One bars -- we call them fart bars. Tasty, tasty fart bars.0
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edit. Think twice, post once didn't happen.0
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I'm going to have to weigh in here & say that shower farts are by far the worst...
It's like they stick to you, even though you're in the shower.
There's no escape either...unless you want to wander your house stinky, naked, and dripping wet...
Right! Exactly why I hold them in and wait til I'm dry and in the presence of one of my kids. :bigsmile: beachgod's #2 is dead on, too. Not "his" #2.0 -
edit. Think twice, post once didn't happen.
Oh come on!0 -
I didn't eat meat for almost four years. Then I ate a hamburger. So did my boyfriend, we had to open our windows when we went to bed that night. It was lethal.0
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LMAO!! This whole thread why cuz i'm immature and LOVE farts!0
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Boiled Egg Farts the worst!!! :sick:0
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I didn't eat meat for almost four years. Then I ate a hamburger. So did my boyfriend, we had to open our windows when we went to bed that night. It was lethal.
I had a slice of pizza with just two pieces of pepperoni. TWO! I was banished to the back yard.0 -
LMAO!! This whole thread why cuz i'm immature and LOVE farts!
Farts are never NOT funny...unless you're the victim of a dutch oven...and even then, they still kind of are because you immediately start plotting your gaseous vengeance...0 -
I beg to differ......
Eat like 4 to 5 sugar free candys and tell me what you think.
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Sorry, gym farts are the worst. I'm starting to see guys wearing training masks, and I swear I would wear one just to avoid the fart smells coming from the squat rack area.0
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Omg my bf has the WORST smelling gas of all time. He consumes a ridiculous amount of protein and that must be why. It's like rancid eggs mixed with garbage that baked in the sun on top of a dumpster filled with diapers.0
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LMAO!! This whole thread why cuz i'm immature and LOVE farts!
Farts are never NOT funny...unless you're the victim of a dutch oven...and even then, they still kind of are because you immediately start plotting your gaseous vengeance...
I have been at the receiving end and have retaliated and through both I was crying with laughter 0 -
I don't think I can ever join a gym. If I farted, I would bust out laughing and totally rat myself out. I'm not sure when maturity is going to set in with me.0
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Boiled Egg Farts the worst!!! :sick:
They are pretty rank. Haha :laugh:0 -
Fiber One bars -- we call them fart bars. Tasty, tasty fart bars.
Yes, I remember those three years ago when I was eating two a day. Bad idea.0 -
I get copious amounts of protein that i believe come out the back end as the devil himself0
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