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Protein Farts

delaniecastillo
delaniecastillo Posts: 284
edited January 30 in Chit-Chat
Worst thing ever. I am sure someONE has a bad protein fart story.
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'm going to have to weigh in here & say that shower farts are by far the worst...
  • Dunkirk
    Dunkirk Posts: 465 Member
    Take that, underpants!
  • GrnEyz80
    GrnEyz80 Posts: 121
    Broccoli farts :sick: The WORST!!!
  • VeinsAndBones
    VeinsAndBones Posts: 550 Member
    Back when all I ate was protein shakes, well they say mustard gas is bad... Huehuehuehuehue
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I'm going to have to weigh in here & say that shower farts are by far the worst...

    It's like they stick to you, even though you're in the shower. :tongue:
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Soy as in soy BEANS. Horrible!
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    Omg this is a first for me .. lol
    The worst I know of is veggie farts ..sulferic like pits of hell. :|
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'm going to have to weigh in here & say that shower farts are by far the worst...

    It's like they stick to you, even though you're in the shower. :tongue:

    There's no escape either...unless you want to wander your house stinky, naked, and dripping wet...
  • Broccoli farts :sick: The WORST!!!

    Those are pretty rancid too.

    I am on machine and I don't hear anything but I get the waft of hell entered into my nose when I am in the gym. I look over at the guy next to me and I give him a look of disappointment and he apologizes. He let it linger into my nostrils before apologizing. His butt was 2 feet away from me.
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    shower farts are bad. but the dutch oven is my least favorite. being trapped in someone else's fart is way worse
  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    Haha... There's nothing worse than dutch oven-ing yourself in the shower.
  • thesophierose
    thesophierose Posts: 754 Member
    Bump. This topic is freaking perfect!!

    Power bomb would be: Protein+ Veggies+ Shower. It's LETHAL.
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  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Fiber One bars -- we call them fart bars. Tasty, tasty fart bars.
  • beachgod
    beachgod Posts: 567 Member
    edit. Think twice, post once didn't happen.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I'm going to have to weigh in here & say that shower farts are by far the worst...

    It's like they stick to you, even though you're in the shower. :tongue:

    There's no escape either...unless you want to wander your house stinky, naked, and dripping wet...

    Right! Exactly why I hold them in and wait til I'm dry and in the presence of one of my kids. :bigsmile: beachgod's #2 is dead on, too. Not "his" #2.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    edit. Think twice, post once didn't happen.

    Oh come on!
  • katy84o
    katy84o Posts: 744 Member
    I didn't eat meat for almost four years. Then I ate a hamburger. So did my boyfriend, we had to open our windows when we went to bed that night. It was lethal.
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    LMAO!! This whole thread why cuz i'm immature and LOVE farts!
  • Peachy1962
    Peachy1962 Posts: 269 Member
    Boiled Egg Farts the worst!!! :sick:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I didn't eat meat for almost four years. Then I ate a hamburger. So did my boyfriend, we had to open our windows when we went to bed that night. It was lethal.

    I had a slice of pizza with just two pieces of pepperoni. TWO! I was banished to the back yard.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    LMAO!! This whole thread why cuz i'm immature and LOVE farts!

    Farts are never NOT funny...unless you're the victim of a dutch oven...and even then, they still kind of are because you immediately start plotting your gaseous vengeance...
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    I beg to differ......

    Eat like 4 to 5 sugar free candys and tell me what you think. :smile:
  • amluvstld
    amluvstld Posts: 212
    Sorry, gym farts are the worst. I'm starting to see guys wearing training masks, and I swear I would wear one just to avoid the fart smells coming from the squat rack area.
  • sc10985
    sc10985 Posts: 347 Member
    Omg my bf has the WORST smelling gas of all time. He consumes a ridiculous amount of protein and that must be why. It's like rancid eggs mixed with garbage that baked in the sun on top of a dumpster filled with diapers.
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    LMAO!! This whole thread why cuz i'm immature and LOVE farts!

    Farts are never NOT funny...unless you're the victim of a dutch oven...and even then, they still kind of are because you immediately start plotting your gaseous vengeance...

    I have been at the receiving end and have retaliated and through both I was crying with laughter :)
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I don't think I can ever join a gym. If I farted, I would bust out laughing and totally rat myself out. I'm not sure when maturity is going to set in with me.
  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    Boiled Egg Farts the worst!!! :sick:

    They are pretty rank. Haha :laugh:
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Fiber One bars -- we call them fart bars. Tasty, tasty fart bars.

    Yes, I remember those three years ago when I was eating two a day. Bad idea.
  • Live4theLift
    Live4theLift Posts: 329
    I get copious amounts of protein that i believe come out the back end as the devil himself
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