Protein Farts
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I don't think I can ever join a gym. If I farted, I would bust out laughing and totally rat myself out. I'm not sure when maturity is going to set in with me.
It might never set in. I'm 35 and still waiting! LOL0 -
Omg my bf has the WORST smelling gas of all time. He consumes a ridiculous amount of protein and that must be why. It's like rancid eggs mixed with garbage that baked in the sun on top of a dumpster filled with diapers.
HA HA HA HA HA!!:laugh:
That is the grossest description of a fart that I've ever read! HA HA HA HA HA!0 -
I get copious amounts of protein that i believe come out the back end as the devil himself
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I have never smelled anything worse than a Guiness fart... seriously it makes your eyes water and strips the hairs off your nostrils. Believe me you do not want to be in the same room as anyone who has been out drinking guiness the night before...0
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Omg my bf has the WORST smelling gas of all time. He consumes a ridiculous amount of protein and that must be why. It's like rancid eggs mixed with garbage that baked in the sun on top of a dumpster filled with diapers.
Oh so gross! LOL!!!0 -
I am dying!! This thread is hilarious!0
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The promax bars can make me clear a room. 11 grams of fiber on top of the protein. Yowza!0
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Omg my bf has the WORST smelling gas of all time. He consumes a ridiculous amount of protein and that must be why. It's like rancid eggs mixed with garbage that baked in the sun on top of a dumpster filled with diapers.
HA HA HA HA HA!!:laugh:
That is the grossest description of a fart that I've ever read! HA HA HA HA HA!
Hahaha!!! The more I read it the harder I laugh!!!!0 -
There's nothing worse then when a co-worker comes into your office to talk and crop dusts. "WTH man??"0
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Omg my bf has the WORST smelling gas of all time. He consumes a ridiculous amount of protein and that must be why. It's like rancid eggs mixed with garbage that baked in the sun on top of a dumpster filled with diapers.
:laugh:
I got tears from laughing so hard at that last line!0 -
I don't think I can ever join a gym. If I farted, I would bust out laughing and totally rat myself out. I'm not sure when maturity is going to set in with me.
It might never set in. I'm 35 and still waiting! LOL
I'm almost 47! My daughter said I'm the worst mom ever. I was on the floor doing crunches the other night, and as I got up I let a really good one out on purpose. She was sooooo mad. I was laughing so hard I was still lettin' 'em out during my DLs! I realize I will never get a date talking like this. :bigsmile:0 -
Will someone please take in my husband? He's been taking charcoal lately, but we ran out yesterday and there aren't enough scented candles in the world to cover this fog. He's very nice and funny and gets along great with dogs.0
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I love you all. I am in giggles here.0
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There's nothing worse then when a co-worker comes into your office to talk and crop dusts. "WTH man??"
That's not cool. I used to work at Lowe's and everyone would crop dust the cleaning product aisle to cover the smell. It always smelled like flower farts. :sick:0 -
There's nothing worse then when a co-worker comes into your office to talk and crop dusts. "WTH man??"
That's not cool. I used to work at Lowe's and everyone would crop dust the cleaning product aisle to cover the smell. It always smelled like flower farts. :sick:
that's like trying to cover up poop smells when someone uses the bathroom with vanilla air fresh spray. Now every time I smell vanilla scent I only can think of hot stinking poop smell cloaked in a fine mist of vanilla scent. Gross lol0 -
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There's nothing worse then when a co-worker comes into your office to talk and crop dusts. "WTH man??"
That's not cool. I used to work at Lowe's and everyone would crop dust the cleaning product aisle to cover the smell. It always smelled like flower farts. :sick:
that's like trying to cover up poop smells when someone uses the bathroom with vanilla air fresh spray. Now every time I smell vanilla scent I only can think of hot stinking poop smell cloaked in a fine mist of vanilla scent. Gross lol
Haha... Gross! One more reason not to have air freshener in the bathroom.0 -
There's nothing worse then when a co-worker comes into your office to talk and crop dusts. "WTH man??"
That's not cool. I used to work at Lowe's and everyone would crop dust the cleaning product aisle to cover the smell. It always smelled like flower farts. :sick:
that's like trying to cover up poop smells when someone uses the bathroom with vanilla air fresh spray. Now every time I smell vanilla scent I only can think of hot stinking poop smell cloaked in a fine mist of vanilla scent. Gross lol
Haha... Gross! One more reason not to have air freshener in the bathroom.
Oh no, that's a necessity! You just have to find the right one. My son's girlfriend bought him maple syrup scented spray. It does a great job of covering the smell!0 -
There's nothing worse then when a co-worker comes into your office to talk and crop dusts. "WTH man??"
That's not cool. I used to work at Lowe's and everyone would crop dust the cleaning product aisle to cover the smell. It always smelled like flower farts. :sick:
that's like trying to cover up poop smells when someone uses the bathroom with vanilla air fresh spray. Now every time I smell vanilla scent I only can think of hot stinking poop smell cloaked in a fine mist of vanilla scent. Gross lol
Haha... Gross! One more reason not to have air freshener in the bathroom.
Oh no, that's a necessity! You just have to find the right one. My son's girlfriend bought him maple syrup scented spray. It does a great job of covering the smell!
But I really like maple syrup! Does he associate pancakes with poop now? :laugh:0 -
OMG this is so funny, tears in my eyes...0
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I still think the guy will come back after he farted near my face...
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I don't think I can ever join a gym. If I farted, I would bust out laughing and totally rat myself out. I'm not sure when maturity is going to set in with me.
It might never set in. I'm 35 and still waiting! LOL
I'm almost 47! My daughter said I'm the worst mom ever. I was on the floor doing crunches the other night, and as I got up I let a really good one out on purpose. She was sooooo mad. I was laughing so hard I was still lettin' 'em out during my DLs! I realize I will never get a date talking like this. :bigsmile:
hahahaha......thanks for the laughs, and callmecupcakes, don't worry, for some guys that is foreplay.0 -
cabbage farts during yoga !!!0
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:laugh: I couldn't RESIST this thread! :glasses:0
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Greek Yogurt Farts. Deadly.0
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Hilarious.
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any fart occurring after a "free day" type of consumption of food possibly involving hot wings and draft beer0
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Bean farts are pretty raunchy..it's a good thing I do yoga alone. Though, the more stank the fart the prouder I become..
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I still think the guy will come back after he farted near my face...
Just sayin, a fart from that banana hammock he's wearing would have to be worse.0 -
In for the farts... LMAO never hold them in
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