Fart acceptance movement

_John_

I think the long held gender norm of cis-gendered females not passing gas even in private with their mates is archaic. I for one have never held passing gas in front of me against of my SO's. If I'm allowed to do it (within reason), so should she.

Anybody else have a strong conviction on this subject?

BrandNewMan1970

I try not to, but since I upped my veggie eating sometimes you just gotta try to pass the blame along with the gas

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Sara1791

I had free farting written into my wedding vows. I'm not getting a bellyache for anyone.

EZDUZIT68

Great - so I have to hold in my vomit so that you don't have to hold in your gas!

LittleLionHeart1

Sara1791 wrote: »

I had free farting written into my wedding vows. I'm not getting a bellyache for anyone.

So did we.

eli67

My farts smell of roses so it's all good ;0))

yayabeaks

eli67 wrote: »

My farts smell of roses so it's all good ;0))

I was literally about to put the same thing! Everyone knows ladies farts are like unicorn dust and smell of roses!

canadianlbs

comedian whose name i forget. "oh, you can suppress it. but it just goes away and gets its friends."

with that said though, nope. not for me.

eli67

yayabeaks wrote: »

eli67 wrote: »

My farts smell of roses so it's all good ;0))

I was literally about to put the same thing! Everyone knows ladies farts are like unicorn dust and smell of roses!

Totally.....literally lil sprinkles of glitter ;0))

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CrazyTurnip

We're all botty burping roses

JHamilton6

It's a matter of courtesy. I do not subject others to such unpleasantness and I appreciate the same.

To the best of our abilities, of course. Accidents do happen.

Timshel_

_John_ wrote: »

I for one have never held passing gas in front of me against of my SO's. If I'm allowed to do it (within reason), so should she.

Protein powders and products, along with militant squat people has made gas passing more of a right of passage. I think they have levelled badges for it in crossfit.

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

Have you ever been sitting at your desk and you want to launch a test ballon, you know, to see if the real things is going to bad only to have the test ballon come out in full force?

I hate when that happens

KelGen02

We have farting competitions in my house... I am a Mom of 3 sons so the dinner table is always very interesting between the farting and burping... compliments to the chef

runnrgy12

blame the dog

WrecklessRob

JHamilton6 wrote: »

It's a matter of courtesy. I do not subject others to such unpleasantness and I appreciate the same.

To the best of our abilities, of course. Accidents do happen.

My wife and I have been together for 7 years and never once passed gas in front of each other... I totally agree that it's just a courtesy.

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

@KelGen02 wrote: »

We have farting competitions in my house... I am a Mom of 3 sons so the dinner table is always very interesting between the farting and burping... compliments to the chef

Is each often followed with "did you hear that?"

Savyna

With my bf we pass gas when it happens. With people I don't really know I tend to try and silent release it, go to the bathroom or pretend it never happened.

MomReborn

I make efforts to be courteous to everyone and not subject them to my expulsions.

But if I get a chance to crop dust my ex while he's on the treadmill...

LittleLionHeart1

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »

@KelGen02 wrote: »

We have farting competitions in my house... I am a Mom of 3 sons so the dinner table is always very interesting between the farting and burping... compliments to the chef

Is each often followed with "did you hear that?"

He who smelt it, dealt it. But you can still blame it on the dog.

LittleLionHeart1

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »

@KelGen02 wrote: »

We have farting competitions in my house... I am a Mom of 3 sons so the dinner table is always very interesting between the farting and burping... compliments to the chef

Is each often followed with "did you hear that?"

Those are what you call "Ghost Farts"

HealthierRayne

9 years later neither of us cares, we just make funny shocked faces at the other and ask if they stepped on a duck.

vikinglander

There were two standard jokes in our house, both instigated by my father. The first was that when one of us farted, he would say, "I thought you played by ear!?"

The second was that he would blame it on the dog, whose name was Brindle. He would fart and say, "Brindle!!".

One day, we were over at a friend's house, and his father farted and said, "Brindle!". My brother and I almost passed out holding in the laughter. Apparently my brother's buddy had overheard my father and carried the tradition back to his house, and taught it to HIS father! Too freakin' funny!

Currently, in my house, GF and I don't make anything of it. Everyone farts. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes...it's not!

TheRoadDog

It's natural and should be acceptable. No Dutch Ovens, though.

dbanks80

KelGen02 wrote: »

We have farting competitions in my house... I am a Mom of 3 sons so the dinner table is always very interesting between the farting and burping... compliments to the chef

LOL. I have 2 sons and my husband. I lost my girlie card years ago!!!

iofred

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I was literally about to put the same thing! Everyone knows ladies farts are like unicorn dust and smell of roses!

Tell that to my better half ... I beg to disagree

Sara1791

TheRoadDog wrote: »

It's natural and should be acceptable. No Dutch Ovens, though.

We call it turtling and it was banned around year eight. Sometimes I miss it.

A friend of mine taught me to say, "Someone keeps farting in here," or "Was that you?"

Deep thought: if two people are on an elevator and one of them farts, they both know who did It.

I really had no idea there were so many anal retentives still around. I kid. Your house, your rules.

Jimb376mfp

DW is a fully liberated free farter,
(#sad)

Timshel_

eli67 wrote: »

My farts smell of roses so it's all good ;0))