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What do you want your death certificate to say?

LittleHearseDriver
Posts: 2,677 Member
I hope mine says "Death by chocolate"
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »She was loved.
She was loved HARD;)4 -
Natural Causes, Age 50!0
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Died laughing3
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That's how I want to go!0
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I don't know about death cert., but I'd like my epitaph to read, "I told you I was sick."2
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TL;DR3
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The big O2
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »The big O
If it's gonna kill you, there better be more than one.3 -
'Left with aliens'0
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »The big O
what's that
Origami of course!1 -
Got too coo coo for cocoa puffs5
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Why did we make this? She can't die.0
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ActivatedAlm0nds wrote: »Why did we make this? She can't die.
Death doesn't discriminate, it comes for us all.1 -
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He died peacefully sleeping, not screaming and crying like all the passengers in the car.3
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You still owe me $5 dollaz.2
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Nothing special... I just want the official date of death to be BEFORE the date of burial.3
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She did NOT die of a broken heart1
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Hi!1
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Healthy Female
Age: 100
Cause of Death: Died of natural causes, peacefully in her sleep.2 -
Thats a very good question.
Probably in my sleep. Of natual causes, while dreaming I'm ice skating.
Or.....
I got shot while saving the world, not just the US, from the orange one.
Or....
I was eaten by a dinosaur at Jurassic World. :laugh:1 -
Anything but blunt force trauma...
But chances are somebody is going to get tired of me running my mouth, chances increasing with age.1 -
@LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I hope mine says "Death by chocolate"
Died watching hobo romper porn.1
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