What do you want your death certificate to say?

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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    138shades wrote: »
    Death from Sarcasm

    I <3 your profile pic.
  • Ben_there_done_that
    Ben_there_done_that Posts: 732 Member
    Probably something like "Body never recovered. Presumed dead"
    Then I'll just be walking the Earth, having adventures.
  • PL4TNM
    PL4TNM Posts: 85 Member
    Now THAT was a party!
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    Died healthy
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Please update status on MySpace...
  • AdamAthletic
    AdamAthletic Posts: 2,985 Member
    edited April 2017
    Didn't progress passed go, nor collect 200
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    NULL and VOID
    He's Alive!!!
  • hannahkenter00
    hannahkenter00 Posts: 27 Member
    She died with outstretched arms, a phone in her hand, and a smile on her face. I guess medusa didn't love selfies.
  • owa1s
    owa1s Posts: 273 Member
    Taking that long nap
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    What the hell was she thinking?
  • owa1s
    owa1s Posts: 273 Member
    Your time is coming too
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  • sunburntgalaxy
    sunburntgalaxy Posts: 455 Member
    Age at death - 99 (and then with some kind of 99 Red Balloons tie in at the funeral)
    Cause of Death - Death by Misadventure (which actually exists - at least it used to)

    Death by Misadventure just makes it sound like something super fun was happening when it happened (even if that isn't really the case).
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    edited April 2017
    You're next
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    dyed with respect
  • glassofroses
    glassofroses Posts: 653 Member
    It was an accident...probably.
  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
    Missed out on what could've been
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    Spontaneous human combustion!
    (He always thought he was hot stuff)
  • SoulRadiation
    SoulRadiation Posts: 1,060 Member
    "Consciousness successfully uploaded. Discarding biological shell."
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    This monkey's gone to heaven...
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  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    captbklee wrote: »
    Probably something like "Body never recovered. Presumed dead"
    Then I'll just be walking the Earth, having adventures.

    This was my first thought too! :p
  • Savagedistraction
    Savagedistraction Posts: 312 Member
    She died while sky diving, strapped tandem and naked to Ryan Reynolds while eating chocolate
  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
    I hope mine will read "Died the luckiest guy on the planet"
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    What was that all about?
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    My death certificate should indicate that I smothered between a pair of breasts, 36 C or larger.

    My tombstone should read "Now what?" (I figure when I go, either I'm gonna be pleasantly surprised, or I'm not...)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Lived like a movie star, partied like a rock star, and *kitten* like a porn star
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    Cause of death: sexual intercourse at an age deemed inappropriate for healthy sex.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    Svanel wrote: »
    Cause of death: sexual intercourse at an age deemed inappropriate for healthy sex.

    Is there an age at which sex becomes inappropriate?? Oh, I hope not...

    Woody Allen said, “In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
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