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    • Posts: 2,677 Member
      138shades wrote: »
      Death from Sarcasm

      I <3 your profile pic.
    • Posts: 732 Member
      Probably something like "Body never recovered. Presumed dead"
      Then I'll just be walking the Earth, having adventures.
    • Posts: 85 Member
      Now THAT was a party!
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
      Died healthy
    • Posts: 2,910 Member
      Please update status on MySpace...
    • Posts: 2,985 Member
      edited April 2017
      Didn't progress passed go, nor collect 200
    • Posts: 6,236 Member
      NULL and VOID
      He's Alive!!!
    • Posts: 27 Member
      She died with outstretched arms, a phone in her hand, and a smile on her face. I guess medusa didn't love selfies.
    • Posts: 273 Member
      Taking that long nap
    • Posts: 4,664 Member
      What the hell was she thinking?
    • Posts: 273 Member
      Your time is coming too
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    • Posts: 455 Member
      Age at death - 99 (and then with some kind of 99 Red Balloons tie in at the funeral)
      Cause of Death - Death by Misadventure (which actually exists - at least it used to)

      Death by Misadventure just makes it sound like something super fun was happening when it happened (even if that isn't really the case).
    • Posts: 1,625 Member
      edited April 2017
      You're next
    • Posts: 3,488 Member
      dyed with respect
    • Posts: 653 Member
      It was an accident...probably.
    • Posts: 1,784 Member
      Missed out on what could've been
    • Posts: 6,236 Member
      Spontaneous human combustion!
      (He always thought he was hot stuff)
    • Posts: 1,060 Member
      "Consciousness successfully uploaded. Discarding biological shell."
    • Posts: 2,910 Member
      This monkey's gone to heaven...
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    • Posts: 4,902 Member
      captbklee wrote: »
      Probably something like "Body never recovered. Presumed dead"
      Then I'll just be walking the Earth, having adventures.

      This was my first thought too! :p
    • Posts: 312 Member
      She died while sky diving, strapped tandem and naked to Ryan Reynolds while eating chocolate
    • Posts: 1,784 Member
      I hope mine will read "Died the luckiest guy on the planet"
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      What was that all about?
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      My death certificate should indicate that I smothered between a pair of breasts, 36 C or larger.

      My tombstone should read "Now what?" (I figure when I go, either I'm gonna be pleasantly surprised, or I'm not...)
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      Lived like a movie star, partied like a rock star, and *kitten* like a porn star
    • Posts: 6,255 Member
      Cause of death: sexual intercourse at an age deemed inappropriate for healthy sex.
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      Svanel wrote: »
      Cause of death: sexual intercourse at an age deemed inappropriate for healthy sex.

      Is there an age at which sex becomes inappropriate?? Oh, I hope not...

      Woody Allen said, “In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
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