What do you want your death certificate to say?

Timshel_

He died peacefully sleeping, not screaming and crying like all the passengers in the car.

ClubSilencio

You still owe me $5 dollaz.

FindingAwesome

Nothing special... I just want the official date of death to be BEFORE the date of burial.

sw33tp3a1

She did NOT die of a broken heart

FindingAwesome

sw33tp3a1 wrote: »

She did NOT die of a broken heart

Word.

For what it's worth... I feel like I've been close, but then life reminded me that I am more than the reason for my heartache, and that I would make it out ok.

Sucks to travel through it though.

Motorsheen

Hi!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Healthy Female
Age: 100
Cause of Death: Died of natural causes, peacefully in her sleep.

LittleLionHeart1

Thats a very good question.
Probably in my sleep. Of natual causes, while dreaming I'm ice skating.
Or.....
I got shot while saving the world, not just the US, from the orange one.
Or....
I was eaten by a dinosaur at Jurassic World. :laugh:

frannieshack

Anything but blunt force trauma...
But chances are somebody is going to get tired of me running my mouth, chances increasing with age.

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

@LittleHearseDriver wrote: »

I hope mine says "Death by chocolate"

Died watching hobo romper porn.

LittleHearseDriver

138shades wrote: »

Death from Sarcasm

I your profile pic.

Ben_there_done_that

Probably something like "Body never recovered. Presumed dead"
Then I'll just be walking the Earth, having adventures.

PL4TNM

Now THAT was a party!

snowflake954

Died healthy

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Please update status on MySpace...

AdamAthletic

Didn't progress passed go, nor collect 200

Jimb376mfp

NULL and VOID
He's Alive!!!

hannahkenter00

She died with outstretched arms, a phone in her hand, and a smile on her face. I guess medusa didn't love selfies.

owa1s

Taking that long nap

FeraFilia

What the hell was she thinking?