Reputation Besmirched

delicious_cocktail

Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.

To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.

The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.

I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.

In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!

magnum26

Proof or GTFO

Mother_Superior

IN for more information about this "load" of which you speak.

UsedToBeHusky

This seems to be going around today.

delicious_cocktail

Proof or GTFO

Proof! Proof of my claims? After all of the indignities I have suffered in this arena, now my very integrity is to be questioned? My word of honor as a gentleman? Oh dear Lord is there no end for your poor Job?

IN for more information about this "load" of which you speak.

It is merely a question of capability, my fine friend. The female form in particular is designed by our Lord to bear quite a large burden, and inquiring as to the extent of their blessings should hardly be considered salacious!

mister_universe

In for besmirched. Love that word.

silvergurl518

methinks the lord doth protest too much.

myofibril

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

This seems to be going around today.

Perhaps we should rename it to butthurt Wednesday.

Mother_Superior

Proof or GTFO

Proof! Proof of my claims? After all of the indignities I have suffered in this arena, now my very integrity is to be questioned? My word of honor as a gentleman? Oh dear Lord is there no end for your poor Job?

IN for more information about this "load" of which you speak.

It is merely a question of capability, my fine friend. The female form in particular is designed by our Lord to bear quite a large burden, and inquiring as to the extent of their blessings should hardly be considered salacious!

Verily?

mister_universe

Proof or GTFO

Proof! Proof of my claims? After all of the indignities I have suffered in this arena, now my very integrity is to be questioned? My word of honor as a gentleman? Oh dear Lord is there no end for your poor Job?

IN for more information about this "load" of which you speak.

It is merely a question of capability, my fine friend. The female form in particular is designed by our Lord to bear quite a large burden, and inquiring as to the extent of their blessings should hardly be considered salacious!

Verily?

Verily? No.

Yea, verily? Yea, verily.

parys1

In. For slanderous disdain.

michelefrench

thigh guy??? :noway:

singlefemalelawyer

Mrs_Bones

LMAO

Barbellerella

I haven't had enough coffee yet for all those big words.

GTAFrank

This thread will go one of two ways...

My guess:

myofibril

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.

To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.

The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.

I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.

In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!

On the radio recently, I have been hearing of a business that can help you. They claim they can protect your online reputation.

I believe that this is accomplished by scouring through all the negative references about you or your business and removing them through threat of lawsuit. They replace the negative comments with manufactured flowery comments instead. Once the offending references are removed, I believe they execute the slanderers to prevent them from reposting.

Let me know if you need the number. The ad comes on about every 4 minutes, and I can write it down for you. They may have even mentioned creepy pervs as a specialty.

SoViLicious

I haven't had enough coffee yet for all those big words.

QFT

delicious_cocktail

thigh guy??? :noway:

I have a Christian name, madame, and I will thank you to use it in reference to me!

I announce it as Rupert Cyril Toppenbottom, and I am unashamed!